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  • 75 18
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 21, 10 at 11:34am
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    British, sends boob related texts when drunk AND likes to find out the volumes of objects? You, miss, are perfect.

  • 43 21
    Submitted by clazel on Aug 21, 10 at 1:46pm
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    Haha I can't beleive my mate sent this in! No not breast milk... You fill a measuring bowl of water, put your breast in so water spills out, see how much less than the bowls' capacity is left and hey presto! Your breasts' liquid capacity ;)

    • 24 26
      Submitted by clazel on Aug 21, 10 at 1:56pm
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      (btw we share an account on here before I get nitpicked for it coming from this username)

  • 42 21
    Submitted by SaphireSoldier on Aug 21, 10 at 10:37am
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    Fuck Dr_Pepper...

  • 38 19
    Submitted by electrorent on Aug 21, 10 at 8:45pm
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    Liquid capacity sounds like the amount of liquid your boobs can hold. You're looking for the word "volume".

  • 39 22
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:20pm
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    I bet they have been covered by 700ml of something else

  • 34 23
    Submitted by nornironrocks on Aug 21, 10 at 12:00pm
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    wow, now I'm curious to know what mine are... I feel some experimentation coming on later :)

    • 14 19
      Submitted by Biyutefulphlower on Aug 24, 10 at 12:10pm
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      Ha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

  • 29 17
    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:47pm
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    Prompt, a fifth is 750 mL....way to try to sound like the cool party kid from your high school

  • 31 21
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 21, 10 at 10:42am
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    Sounds like a nice set of D cup

  • 24 14
    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 22, 10 at 9:02am
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    By the way, bottles of spirits are commonly sold in the UK as 700ml, not 750ml like your "fifth". I feel cheated of 2 extra shots.

  • 26 27
    Submitted by enitenite on Aug 21, 10 at 3:10pm
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    I love a nice set of tits! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • 24 24
    Submitted by prompt on Aug 21, 10 at 1:46pm
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    Each of your breasts is a fifth. Awesome.

  • 21 19
    Submitted by jt_sped on Aug 21, 10 at 4:44pm
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    Heather Graham's right one is a good 75ml smaller than the left.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by username1 on Aug 21, 10 at 11:11am
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    In soviet Russia liquid breast MLs you alone

  • 17 13
    Submitted by JAD23 on Aug 22, 10 at 9:47pm
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    Niice

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Blind_Mag on Aug 21, 10 at 10:27am
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    Is this breast milk.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by saygoodnight666 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:49am
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    Well if you would have told me that we could have injected them with more wayer for the trip to the sahara desert!!!!

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 1:04am
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    Ur boobs r fucking huge or u have fake ones

  • 13 15
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:37pm
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    Is that how much heroin you have inside of your fake boobs?

  • 22 49
    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 10:36am
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    When the zombies come, you being left alone while drunk will result in being attacked by the infected.

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