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(315): View more from New York

dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure

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(804): View more from Virginia

Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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(914): View more from New York

He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.

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(905): View more from Ontario

today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag

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