What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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Jesus didn't vote for Obama
3:56 yeah and jesus didn't hang with hookers and gays....oh wait maybe your right, maybe he is a republican politician........(sarcasm)
Jesus stuck it in Ayn Rand's pooper.
2:23 SAD. You will have to answer to him someday, just like all of us, and you will wish you had believed.
You all are ridiculous and obviously don't know what the love of Jesus is. I pray that you find it. This is not funny at all.
Jesus was a democrat
4:09 has no idea what they're talking about.
4:02 (2) then if religion is the main driver in your life who would you vote for to keep the moral beliefs you hold so dear? and if you say republican, what the fuck is wrong with you?
PALIN ? That stupid cunt for President? Are you crazy? She is by far the dumbest person in politics. She is worse than Jimmy Carter. She is cute though with that hair pulled up. I'd do her!
Omg...this is shirt-worthy.
do you know anything at all about libertarianism, in it's truest form?
dude, 4:06... moral strife is just that... strife... i am a libertarian, so i say fuck em all.
and now you should ask me if I care about your opinion 2:23.
Oh right, I don't.
all of you should shut the fuck up.
No people you're not getting it. it's Jesus (spanish) pronounced Hey-sues. See, then Jesus would smack a ho.....durrr.
it's so sad. tfln started as such a good idea. now it just sucks. it's not even worth checking anymore cause none of the texts are remotely funny..
you're not even fucking trying anymore, are you tfln?
TFLN jumped the shark.
Is John the Baptist gonna have to choke a bitch?
really, red state???? really??
3:06, Jesus was not a democrat. He was the fucking son of God. Democrats want more control... hmmmmmmm
there most likely is no god...so stop worrying and live your life
in the famous words of mike tyson.....praise be to allah!!!
my stomach hurts after reading all of this. wow.
No Jesus would do whatever the fuck he wants cus he's Jesus but in this case he'd slap a ho
Jesus would vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. Lets make it happen. First woman president! be loud and be proud!
if 4:06 knew anything about the gospel, or history for that matter, they would know he was anti religion.
No, 4:07. You say "fuck 'em all except libertarians"
You'd say "fuck 'em all" to politicians if you were an anarchist.
This text actually made me laugh cause it was so stupid.
this text actually made me laugh pretty hard....I think everyone needs to lighten up a little...
im atheist and i will have to side with 412 on this one that is dumb to say. u rly should read more dude
4:02 he damn well wasnt a republican either... sarcasm or not. like i said... son of God. fuck political parties.
fucking son of God*, I meant, sorry.
its sad when the responses make more sense then the text.....i think tfln is just going for volume now with shitty material
jesus was always politically affiliated. read his biogracphy sometime
i think tfln has outsourced its mods to elementary school kids... someone needs to start a new site called tfln sucks will actual funny texts.
...........if y'all dont like the site y'all can FUCK OFF
a. Sarah Palin = possibly one of the dumbest people in this nation w/o actually having a mental disability.
b. Nebraska rocks.
hah this is fucking lame
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read on here...neither funny nor entertaining..& I'm an Atheist. TFLN is now, officially, pointless & lame
who is this jesus person...? i am so confused.
he seems to have quite a few people believing his tales.
Jesus had a biography 4:09? Lol
jesus was an anti-semite, it says in his biography thing