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  • Jesus didn't vote for Obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 3:56 yeah and jesus didn't hang with hookers and gays....oh wait maybe your right, maybe he is a republican politician........(sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 2:23 SAD. You will have to answer to him someday, just like all of us, and you will wish you had believed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:07am
  • Jesus stuck it in Ayn Rand's pooper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Love!

    Submitted by emianne on Mar 21, 11 at 10:03am
  • You all are ridiculous and obviously don't know what the love of Jesus is. I pray that you find it. This is not funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 4:02 (2) then if religion is the main driver in your life who would you vote for to keep the moral beliefs you hold so dear? and if you say republican, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Jesus was a democrat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 4:09 has no idea what they're talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:12pm
  • dude, 4:06... moral strife is just that... strife... i am a libertarian, so i say fuck em all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Omg...this is shirt-worthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:47am
  • do you know anything at all about libertarianism, in it's truest form?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:56pm
  • and now you should ask me if I care about your opinion 2:23. Oh right, I don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:05pm
  • PALIN ? That stupid cunt for President? Are you crazy? She is by far the dumbest person in politics. She is worse than Jimmy Carter. She is cute though with that hair pulled up. I'd do her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:23am
  • it's so sad. tfln started as such a good idea. now it just sucks. it's not even worth checking anymore cause none of the texts are remotely funny..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:06pm
  • you're not even fucking trying anymore, are you tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:48pm
  • No people you're not getting it. it's Jesus (spanish) pronounced Hey-sues. See, then Jesus would smack a ho.....durrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:37am
  • all of you should shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:47pm
  • TFLN jumped the shark. Is John the Baptist gonna have to choke a bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:43pm
  • really, red state???? really??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:07pm
  • in the famous words of mike tyson.....praise be to allah!!!

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:18am
  • my stomach hurts after reading all of this. wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:58am
  • there most likely is no god...so stop worrying and live your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Jesus would vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. Lets make it happen. First woman president! be loud and be proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:10pm
  • im atheist and i will have to side with 412 on this one that is dumb to say. u rly should read more dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:14pm
  • TFLN=SHIT. 3:06, Jesus was not a democrat. He was the fucking son of God. Democrats want more control... hmmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:56pm
  • this text actually made me laugh pretty hard....I think everyone needs to lighten up a little...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:38pm
  • No, 4:07. You say "fuck 'em all except libertarians" You'd say "fuck 'em all" to politicians if you were an anarchist. This text actually made me laugh cause it was so stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:49pm
  • fucking son of God*, I meant, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:04pm
  • No Jesus would do whatever the fuck he wants cus he's Jesus but in this case he'd slap a ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:21am
  • if 4:06 knew anything about the gospel, or history for that matter, they would know he was anti religion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 4:02 he damn well wasnt a republican either... sarcasm or not. like i said... son of God. fuck political parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:02pm
  • jesus was always politically affiliated. read his biogracphy sometime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:09pm
  • its sad when the responses make more sense then the text.....i think tfln is just going for volume now with shitty material

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:03pm
  • i think tfln has outsourced its mods to elementary school kids... someone needs to start a new site called tfln sucks will actual funny texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:59pm
  • ...........if y'all dont like the site y'all can FUCK OFF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:02am
  • hah this is fucking lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:55pm
  • a. Sarah Palin = possibly one of the dumbest people in this nation w/o actually having a mental disability. b. Nebraska rocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:00am
  • This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read on here...neither funny nor entertaining..& I'm an Atheist. TFLN is now, officially, pointless & lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:40am
  • who is this jesus person...? i am so confused.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:19pm
  • he seems to have quite a few people believing his tales.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Jesus had a biography 4:09? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:15pm
  • jesus was an anti-semite, it says in his biography thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:21pm