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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:23pm

    Ass hole.. And no I am not a fatty...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:03pm

    Seriously, going for the fat joke? So hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:43am

    Well buddy if that's all your friend who sent you the text can get, maybe he/she shouldn't complain. I'm a big girl and I have guys falling over me all the time. <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:36pm

    I think its funny...and I think I might know you...Toaster Schnooble?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:13pm

    That was in my 1992 Joke Book. And that's before people really did ride Vespas everywhere, loser

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    Jesus Christ, relax with the hate people. Maybe someone received it, didn't know it was "unoriginal," and posted it. Just enjoy the site!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:11am

    that's not the saying dumbass. it's "fat girls are like mopeds. they're both a helluva lot of fun to ride... until your friends see you on one." get it right!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:58am

    seriously.... real text or looking for your 15 min of fame?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:36pm

    I think its funny...and I think I might know you...Toaster Schnooble?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:56am

    I'd go with a combination of both. If you're going to go fake at least be somewhat funny. This just really isnt.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:26pm

    Booooooooourns. This is not your joke...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:51pm

    i'll take a fat chick over skinny any day

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:57am

    I'd never heard it before and I thought it was fucking hilarious! PS I love fat chicks! They give the BEST head!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:23pm

    Question yourself as to why you ended up with a "fat chick" if your opinion of them is so low? Maybe you are undesirable? Ass hole.

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    Submitted by tha904mack on Jan 1, 11 at 3:03am

    To tha jackass with tha 92' joke book.......wow

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    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 9, 12 at 12:40am

    A lil bit of chub is good