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    Submitted by dougmcdonald on Nov 5, 11 at 1:37pm

    *father walks in on his son jerking off*\n"Now son, stop that. If you masturbate too much, you'll go blind!"\n\n"Uhh Dad... I'm over here."

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      Submitted by Teecup on Nov 6, 11 at 2:10am

      Im confused, are you a guy that uses a vibrator?

  • 52 40
    Submitted by AkSamwise on Nov 5, 11 at 11:43am

    Thats not too bad. I mean, I've heard I could go blind!

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    Submitted by babyyyyy on Nov 5, 11 at 6:50pm

    seven two four six seven four two one six eight ;)

  • 51 46
    Submitted by moon_man_mike on Nov 5, 11 at 2:16pm

    hmm use that iphone to get at me

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    Submitted by EssEmJay on Nov 7, 11 at 12:10am

    Story of my life.

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Nov 6, 11 at 12:04am

    Sadly enough, this has become my life as well. Wah