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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:41am

    I like the dumbass who wrote dunbass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:00am

    not true. i'm never too drunk to send a coherent text. high texting on the other hand...

  • 93 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:36am

    ......you should see a doctor

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:55pm

    ummm maybe she's talking about the sexual act...

  • 94 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:25am

    Fake, not funny, judging the OP, have nothing witty to say. Sincerely, no longer anonymous.

  • 86 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:38pm

    why would people tidy up the texts to put on this site? thats half the enjoyment (decyphering the text that is)

  • 87 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:36am

    who cares if it is fake, it's funny and that's the point

  • 97 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    That's fucking funny I can totally see that

  • 92 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:20am

    did you use a live fish?

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:58pm

    The only way tuna sandwiches are good is with tons of pickles NOT toasted. Trust me im a sandwich artist :0 )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:50pm

    ew. 7:54 i'm 100% with you on puking now.

  • 93 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:27pm

    Toaster oven, man. Make that shit in a toaster oven. Microwave will definately make that tuna melt soggy. And whatever you do DONT put pickles in the tuna! Why the fuck would anybody put pickles in the tuna?! It ruins everything and it's disgusting! I want a bagel.

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:42pm

    im gonna puke....urbandictionary deffinition of alabama tuna melt=grossest thing ever put in writing. ugh u cant unlearn that

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:54pm

    Googled the sex act, I think I'll go puke now.

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:03am

    Then how are u texting dunbass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:39am

    I think it's a chick and she got her period spontaneously while making a sandwich.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:39am

    Isn't that just a sandwich?! How the fuck do u bleed from making a sandwich?!? Haha some people r crazy lol -Lucky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:02am

    Bullshit. If you are drunk enough to draw blood while putting a sandwich in a microwave you are too drunk to coherantly text. You sir, faked this text, and I hate you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:52pm

    It so wasn't a fake, i just tidied up the typos before i put it up here! Doi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:46am

    ...this is why you should always use protection.