I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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I like the dumbass who wrote dunbass
not true. i'm never too drunk to send a coherent text. high texting on the other hand...
......you should see a doctor
ummm maybe she's talking about the sexual act...
Fake, not funny, judging the OP, have nothing witty to say.
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why would people tidy up the texts to put on this site? thats half the enjoyment (decyphering the text that is)
That's fucking funny I can totally see that
who cares if it is fake, it's funny and that's the point
did you use a live fish?
ew. 7:54 i'm 100% with you on puking now.
Toaster oven, man. Make that shit in a toaster oven. Microwave will definately make that tuna melt soggy. And whatever you do DONT put pickles in the tuna! Why the fuck would anybody put pickles in the tuna?! It ruins everything and it's disgusting! I want a bagel.
Then how are u texting dunbass
im gonna puke....urbandictionary deffinition of alabama tuna melt=grossest thing ever put in writing. ugh u cant unlearn that
The only way tuna sandwiches are good is with tons of pickles NOT toasted. Trust me im a sandwich artist :0 )
I think it's a chick and she got her period spontaneously while making a sandwich.
Googled the sex act, I think I'll go puke now.
Bullshit. If you are drunk enough to draw blood while putting a sandwich in a microwave you are too drunk to coherantly text. You sir, faked this text, and I hate you.
Isn't that just a sandwich?! How the fuck do u bleed from making a sandwich?!? Haha some people r crazy lol
It so wasn't a fake, i just tidied up the typos before i put it up here! Doi.
...this is why you should always use protection.