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  • you know what would be funny... if some one set this guys pants on fire and put him on some random doorstep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • happened to me last week while walking out the door to work.. it was perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:39pm
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  • Please fuck me Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:48pm
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  • Oh I get it. Normally defecating in your unmentionables leads to a day that is not usually considered good by regular standards, but this person's day turned out to be quite memorable considering the earlier circumstances. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:44pm
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  • Charles Rutherford thinks you should lay off the Chipotle,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:25pm
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  • CHIPOTLE makes it burn sooooi good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:40pm
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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because pooping your pants would ruin most peoples whole day but his turned out pretty good after all! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:13pm
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  • It would be better for all of us if you would change your pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:48pm
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  • How old are these people that shit their pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • First... From the top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • Probably dumb broke nigs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:38pm
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  • Jeff, you're the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:10am
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  • More so than Keith, Jeff is the least attractive male name. -Not Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:57pm
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  • The only thing worse than an unemployed blackie is a monkey in office!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:10pm
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  • The day can only go up from shittin your pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:13pm
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  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:26pm
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  • That's Quacktastick!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:22am
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  • Joker, shit scars suck. So do the masturbation ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:02pm
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  • 11:23, I'm a slutty girl that wants some dick. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:59am
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  • I swear to god my friend did this last week!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:06am
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  •  bacon is bad for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:37am
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  • Oh, I get it! The anonymity of TFLN makes people strive for individuality by giving themselves gimmicks. This results in me, the Joker, Crispy, pretzel guy, bacon guy, Roxy, in the face guy, etc. Said gimmicks validate our lives. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:29pm
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  • Hahaha Jeff I keep imagining Sheldon from big bang theory saying your posts. I'm laughing so hard. Fuck you Jeff haters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:06pm
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  • That's Quacktastic!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • 11.44 classic, try submitting that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:15am
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  • Everyone has been shitting their pants lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm
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  • Charles Rutherford says: nothing spells walk-of-shame better than shitting ur pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:43pm
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  • I vote people stop posting about shit so much and get back to slutty girls talking about getting dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • These pretzels are making me shit my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:09pm
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  • I fuck Bacon Guy in the ass and then drink Roxy's menstrual blood. Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51am
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  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:34am
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  • Why are so many people giving jeff a hard time there's alot worse trolls on this site and I think he's funnier then alot of these texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:00pm
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  • Nice try Jeff, but your grammer still wasn't top notch. Trying too hard . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:14pm
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  • That's cool, but I wouldn't shit my pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:59pm
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  • I fuck small animals. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:50am
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  • Nice..tfln gets a theme so everyone has to post with it..I shit my pants,but..blah blah blah..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:24pm
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  • Jeff, look, I posted that already. No need to copy. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:07pm
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  • Obama smells like crack and KFC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • Craig Owens be triflin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:21pm
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  • It's not due till tuesday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:21pm
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  • Do you shit your pants too Roxy? I've never met an adult who does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51am
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  • Moderators are fucked. This is garbage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:52pm
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  • I'm not racist I have a black guy hanging from my family tree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:44pm
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  • Bickeda bam no shit stains on my undies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:43pm
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  • I enjoy Charles mangina -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:53pm
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  • Bacon/pretzel guy ftw Jeff FTL Crispy somewhere in the middle. And this text is crappy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:01pm
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