For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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you know what would be funny... if some one set this guys pants on fire and put him on some random doorstep.
happened to me last week while walking out the door to work.. it was perfect.
Please fuck me Jeff
Oh I get it. Normally defecating in your unmentionables leads to a day that is not usually considered good by regular standards, but this person's day turned out to be quite memorable considering the earlier circumstances.
Charles Rutherford thinks you should lay off the Chipotle,
Oh I get it! It's funny because pooping your pants would ruin most peoples whole day but his turned out pretty good after all!
It would be better for all of us if you would change your pants.
CHIPOTLE makes it burn sooooi good!
First... From the top
Jeff, you're the best!
Probably dumb broke nigs
How old are these people that shit their pants?
The only thing worse than an unemployed blackie is a monkey in office!
The day can only go up from shittin your pants
Joker, shit scars suck. So do the masturbation ones.
bacon is bad for me
More so than Keith, Jeff is the least attractive male name.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I swear to god my friend did this last week!
Charles Rutherford says: nothing spells walk-of-shame better than shitting ur pants.
I vote people stop posting about shit so much and get back to slutty girls talking about getting dick.
Everyone has been shitting their pants lately.
Hahaha Jeff I keep imagining Sheldon from big bang theory saying your posts. I'm laughing so hard. Fuck you Jeff haters
I fuck Bacon Guy in the ass and then drink Roxy's menstrual blood.
These pretzels are making me shit my pants
11:23, I'm a slutty girl that wants some dick.
Oh, I get it! The anonymity of TFLN makes people strive for individuality by giving themselves gimmicks. This results in me, the Joker, Crispy, pretzel guy, bacon guy, Roxy, in the face guy, etc. Said gimmicks validate our lives.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
11.44 classic, try submitting that!
Why are so many people giving jeff a hard time there's alot worse trolls on this site and I think he's funnier then alot of these texts
Nice try Jeff, but your grammer still wasn't top notch. Trying too hard . . .
Obama smells like crack and KFC!
I fuck small animals.
That's cool, but I wouldn't shit my pants.
Craig Owens be triflin'
It's not due till tuesday
Jeff, look, I posted that already. No need to copy.
Do you shit your pants too Roxy? I've never met an adult who does.
I'm not racist I have a black guy hanging from my family tree
Nice..tfln gets a theme so everyone has to post with it..I shit my pants,but..blah blah blah..
Bickeda bam no shit stains on my undies.
Moderators are fucked. This is garbage.
Bacon/pretzel guy ftw
Crispy somewhere in the middle.
And this text is crappy.
I enjoy Charles mangina