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  • 48 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:30am

    being named Jesus... now I had 10 friends forward me this text... lmao way to go Reno!

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:50am

    jesus would impress me...especially if he had a nice penis!

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:10am

    What if a penis walked on water?

  • 32 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:49pm

    ha ha ha ha!!! my text made it!!! Reno, eNVy baby!!!

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:46pm

    How much would he impress you if he was walkin on the water naked with the nest penis

  • 26 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 12:19am

    Seriously Man. I mean there's a line between funny and straight up not cool at all.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:26am

    What the fuck are all ur fucking athiest fuckers talking about mother fucking Jesus naked!?!?!? I can't wait till all of you assholes burn in he'll while I'm partying it up in heaven

    • 28 17
      Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 26, 10 at 2:29pm

      Dude you're on the wrong site.

  • 23 20
    Submitted by Hero4Evz on Jan 13, 10 at 12:37am

    Kind of creepy if you ask me.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Dec 27, 11 at 1:11pm

    Your impressed by fairy tales?

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