it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
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Hey quit posting texts about me!!
Hahah, bad lays are the story of my life. I miss my ex and his huge penis.
omg i hate when this happens. last weekend i had some guy ask me to tell him he was the best i ever had and i said it really quietly because our friends were in the room. then he told me to scream it. keep in mind the dude couldnt even keep it up. hahahahaha
Oh my god, I know exactly how you feel. It's made 1000 times worse if they keep repeating the whole way through that this is the best you've ever had! The time I brought a guy back, and he was too wasted to get it up was preferable.
Lol i totally understand that one mt ex was te same way
That's what I would have said
Omg I have been there.. My last ex was TERRIBLE. #1 he was WAY too rough and #2 I guess that compensates for his 5" bent in half penis.