Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Dad's probably high too so just keep calm & carry on...
KEEP CALM and DENY
people do that when they are half asleep, now if you were to lick the wall and say the schnozberries taste like schnozberries, he may know
I've gone with milk in the oven:)
one time i put the milk on the shelf and the cereal in the fridge...mom knew
Hahaha love the supertroopers reference! That movie still cracks me up. Just tell your dad your warming it up for a really big kitty!!
Couch pillows in the oven:)
Love it man! Keep on fighting the long hard fought war! A good offense is a good defense! But my parents just tell me how funny I am. Be funny all the time