i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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This is hilarious, I'm laughing out loud like an idiot while typing this.
how is this a text from LAST NIGHT
i love to dutch oven myself and smell my own farts, while i masturbate
this is my fav. pastime
haha who hell clicked bad night?
I laughed out loud at this and farted cause it was so funny....
This makes me smile :)
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH. But I love it.
More likely a mistype. "Fart around for a few more hours" seems to be the more logical thing.
i don't think this is a typo... i think it's their way of saying relax in bed, which includes farting.
I seriously am laying in bed and farted just before reading this. :D
haha i agree why does it have to be a guy girls fart too SHOCKING i know
this has my brother written ALL over it
why do you people put so much thought into these texts? get a sense of humor
i love how EVERYONE thinks this text was from a guy ....
Take a chill pill. A laxative. An imodium. Tylonel. Naproxin. Vicodin. Penicillin. Smoke some ganja. Get some gypsum tea.
what kind of person sends texts like these
Yay Boston. They don't call it Beantown for nothing, folks!
i am in bed, reading this, and farting right now. i lol'd
take a midol 4:32 calm down
How classy...then again, it's Boston.....what do you expect
Farting in bed isn't as much fun if you're alone. I always prefer a victim:)
Eww 4.21 don't ya leave skid marks on the sheets? You're not getting into my bed
6:59 haha yeah but for a few hours?
there is no better place for farting IMO. except the video store.
I've been there brother. It's a great scene.
till you accidentally shard ur underwear, then it wont be such a pleasant experience, now will it?
hangover text, i'd bet my life on it
Yet it does make sense if it were a typo. Conundrum!
@ 4:46 - because it actually makes sense if you don't assume there's a typo.
omg this is sooo my brother!!!!
We'd all like to do this but we gotta get our asses up and go to work.
No @4:14, this isnt a mistype..smart ass...he meant he wants to stay in his bed and fart for a few more hours.
he wants to stay in his bed and FART, not FART AROUND . douche bag.
4:32 how are you so sure?