i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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This is hilarious, I'm laughing out loud like an idiot while typing this.
how is this a text from LAST NIGHT
haha who hell clicked bad night?
i love to dutch oven myself and smell my own farts, while i masturbate
I laughed out loud at this and farted cause it was so funny....
this is my fav. pastime
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH. But I love it.
This makes me smile :)
this has my brother written ALL over it
More likely a mistype. "Fart around for a few more hours" seems to be the more logical thing.
i don't think this is a typo... i think it's their way of saying relax in bed, which includes farting.
I seriously am laying in bed and farted just before reading this. :D
haha i agree why does it have to be a guy girls fart too SHOCKING i know
i love how EVERYONE thinks this text was from a guy ....
i am in bed, reading this, and farting right now. i lol'd
Yay Boston. They don't call it Beantown for nothing, folks!
why do you people put so much thought into these texts? get a sense of humor
How classy...then again, it's Boston.....what do you expect
Take a chill pill. A laxative. An imodium. Tylonel. Naproxin. Vicodin. Penicillin. Smoke some ganja. Get some gypsum tea.
what kind of person sends texts like these
6:59 haha yeah but for a few hours?
Farting in bed isn't as much fun if you're alone. I always prefer a victim:)
take a midol 4:32 calm down
there is no better place for farting IMO. except the video store.
Eww 4.21 don't ya leave skid marks on the sheets? You're not getting into my bed
hangover text, i'd bet my life on it
Yet it does make sense if it were a typo. Conundrum!
@ 4:46 - because it actually makes sense if you don't assume there's a typo.
till you accidentally shard ur underwear, then it wont be such a pleasant experience, now will it?
I've been there brother. It's a great scene.
omg this is sooo my brother!!!!
We'd all like to do this but we gotta get our asses up and go to work.
No @4:14, this isnt a mistype..smart ass...he meant he wants to stay in his bed and fart for a few more hours.
he wants to stay in his bed and FART, not FART AROUND . douche bag.
4:32 how are you so sure?