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  • This is hilarious, I'm laughing out loud like an idiot while typing this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:07am
  • how is this a text from LAST NIGHT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:17pm
  • i love to dutch oven myself and smell my own farts, while i masturbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:49pm
  • this is my fav. pastime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:19pm
  • haha who hell clicked bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I laughed out loud at this and farted cause it was so funny....

    Submitted by KristenC on Mar 8, 10 at 3:45am
  • This makes me smile :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:15pm
  • I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH. But I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:18pm
  • More likely a mistype. "Fart around for a few more hours" seems to be the more logical thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:14pm
  • i don't think this is a typo... i think it's their way of saying relax in bed, which includes farting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I seriously am laying in bed and farted just before reading this. :D

    Submitted by peytonian on Mar 14, 10 at 10:42pm
  • haha i agree why does it have to be a guy girls fart too SHOCKING i know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:22am
  • this has my brother written ALL over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:11pm
  • why do you people put so much thought into these texts? get a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:58pm
  • i love how EVERYONE thinks this text was from a guy ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Take a chill pill. A laxative. An imodium. Tylonel. Naproxin. Vicodin. Penicillin. Smoke some ganja. Get some gypsum tea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:10pm
  • what kind of person sends texts like these

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Yay Boston. They don't call it Beantown for nothing, folks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21pm
  • i am in bed, reading this, and farting right now. i lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:04am
  • take a midol 4:32 calm down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:06pm
  • How classy...then again, it's Boston.....what do you expect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Farting in bed isn't as much fun if you're alone. I always prefer a victim:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Eww 4.21 don't ya leave skid marks on the sheets? You're not getting into my bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:59am
  • 6:59 haha yeah but for a few hours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:29pm
  • there is no better place for farting IMO. except the video store.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I've been there brother. It's a great scene.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:21am
  • till you accidentally shard ur underwear, then it wont be such a pleasant experience, now will it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:06pm
  • hangover text, i'd bet my life on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Yet it does make sense if it were a typo. Conundrum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:56pm
  • @ 4:46 - because it actually makes sense if you don't assume there's a typo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:49pm
  • omg this is sooo my brother!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:17pm
  • We'd all like to do this but we gotta get our asses up and go to work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:02am
  • No @4:14, this isnt a mistype..smart ass...he meant he wants to stay in his bed and fart for a few more hours. he wants to stay in his bed and FART, not FART AROUND . douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 4:32 how are you so sure?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46pm