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  • Good news: God is real, jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Glad to see im not alone on my choise for lent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:08pm
  • If there is a god, i think he has more important things to worry about.

    Submitted by gregumsdagreggy on Feb 21, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Good news: god's not real, so you can jerk it anytime you want, without fear of an imaginery being judging you for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:55pm
    • Aw here, I'm not religious what so ever, but I give up something for lent every year anyway. Not because I'm afraid of getting into heaven but because sometimes it's good to give something up. I gave up shit talking this year haa

      Submitted by yayforbodysuits on Feb 21, 10 at 5:18pm
  • I gave up jerking it for lent too. I'm hoping to make it at least half way.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 21, 10 at 3:41pm
  • You should've given up guilt for Lent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:59pm
  • If god didn't want you to masturbate he would have made your arms shorter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Why would god want you to kill a puppy, and then reward you by letting you masturbate???

    Submitted by beg4pie on May 18, 10 at 11:04pm
  • I gave up sexting.... Jk I didn't give up shit : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:54pm
  • dude its sunday, you get to cheat on sundays, no joke\nso dont worry about giving in to that anti religious bullshit

    Submitted by rachannx9 on Feb 21, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Haha good thing I'm not religious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Go ahead and Jack off. You won't make it anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Actually, you are allowed to indulge on sundays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Yeah I broke that pact 4 times already, and ALL my other resolutions. I suck at Lent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:31pm
  • yes, because god's totally gonna smite you if you jack off when you promised you wouldn't for 40 days. what kind of moron gives something like that up for lent

    Submitted by Anonymous012 on Feb 21, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Pretty sure god (if he either existed or actually gave a shit) would prefer you just jerk off rather than kill a puppy. And you're an idiot for choosing THAT to give up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:27pm
  • But just think of how good it's gonna feel when you finally can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Gave up masturbation too , i feel the same way . I dont think ill be able to do it though .... Im a girl btw ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:04am
  • 4:00 is so right! More lives have been lost in the name of religion..... Bull SHIT book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:21pm
  • In Soviet Russia, dead puppy masturbates you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:25pm
  • I think the real jackass here is the guy who thinks a magic man in the sky really exists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:00pm
  • I just gave up Catholicism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:40pm
  • 3 days isn't long at all

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 21, 10 at 5:34pm
  • I gave up pooping:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:51am
  • Haha, holy crap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:25pm
  • God isn't real, go masturbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:57pm
  • u need to get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:15pm
  • I have up sex! It's all bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:29am
  • That's fucked 1128....... But yeah I agree lolzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:59pm
  • I wish the bible came with the waring label oslf spoiler alert jesus dies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Next time, give up lent for lent.

    Submitted by ShortGiraffe23 on Feb 22, 10 at 6:04am
  • Lasted twice as long as i could!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:06pm
  • I tried. I made it about two weeks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 5:55pm
  • I gave up porn, I agree if god didn't want you to masturbate he wouldve given us t-Rex arms,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Lmao agreed 4:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Oh, yeah? Prove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:59pm
  • I just gave up candy corn for lent =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Fiiirst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Why give up spanking the munky?

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 10, 10 at 12:17am
  • You should of gave up not masturbating aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:24am
  • Ah you should be me 617 I gave up drinking for lent. I feel like a damn alcholic everytime I open the fridge and gaze longingly at the beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Haha too bad religion is bs an there is no such thing as a god... Lent is stupid anyway. Do what you want, seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:12pm
  • In Soviet Russia babies kill you if you don't masturbate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:38pm
  • i gave up that and cussing! not masturbating makes me mad and that makes me want to cuss even more! bad combo

    Submitted by Bschoepp on Feb 21, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Why would you give up masturbation? That would be so hard for 40 days (no pun intended)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:46am
  • who gives a fuck? atheists live so much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:15pm
  • Dude I gave up the same thing for lent! Sucks doesn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Why not just masturbate if god gives you permission to masturbate. No need to sacrifice a fuckin puppy, you jerk.

    Submitted by kL0v1n on Feb 22, 10 at 1:41pm
  • I feel you, I gave that up as well, but a loophole is is get a chick to suck your dick, and yes that dis rhyme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Yttrrewwq

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:53pm
  • 11:15 but when they die it's so much worse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Hahahahah 631

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Gotta love angry anonomous Internet athiests! But I could pick on the catholics and their non bible based hollidays as well. It's all relative I suppose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:03am
  • HAHAHHA so true 4:00. I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Good thing I didn't give that up I would die if I couldn't masturbate. I'm up to 13 times a day. Woohoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:30pm
    • Two questions, guy or girl? If this is a guy, wtf.. Do you have like a gallon bottle of lotion.. What do you use? LOL (If it's a girl, congratz)

      Submitted by I_Win on Feb 21, 10 at 11:28pm
    • 13 times? How are you not bleeding?

      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Feb 22, 10 at 6:41am
  • Atheists should give up living. There's no point to your existence anyways.

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 18, 10 at 1:16am