Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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Good news: God is real, jackass.
Glad to see im not alone on my choise for lent
If there is a god, i think he has more important things to worry about.
Good news: god's not real, so you can jerk it anytime you want, without fear of an imaginery being judging you for it.
Aw here, I'm not religious what so ever, but I give up something for lent every year anyway. Not because I'm afraid of getting into heaven but because sometimes it's good to give something up. I gave up shit talking this year haa
I gave up jerking it for lent too. I'm hoping to make it at least half way.
You should've given up guilt for Lent
If god didn't want you to masturbate he would have made your arms shorter
Why would god want you to kill a puppy, and then reward you by letting you masturbate???
dude its sunday, you get to cheat on sundays, no joke\nso dont worry about giving in to that anti religious bullshit
I gave up sexting.... Jk I didn't give up shit : )
Haha good thing I'm not religious.
Go ahead and Jack off. You won't make it anyway
Actually, you are allowed to indulge on sundays
Yeah I broke that pact 4 times already, and ALL my other resolutions. I suck at Lent.
Pretty sure god (if he either existed or actually gave a shit) would prefer you just jerk off rather than kill a puppy. And you're an idiot for choosing THAT to give up.
yes, because god's totally gonna smite you if you jack off when you promised you wouldn't for 40 days. what kind of moron gives something like that up for lent
But just think of how good it's gonna feel when you finally can
4:00 is so right! More lives have been lost in the name of religion..... Bull SHIT book
Haha, holy crap!
Gave up masturbation too , i feel the same way . I dont think ill be able to do it though .... Im a girl btw ....
In Soviet Russia, dead puppy masturbates you!
I gave up pooping:(
u need to get laid
I just gave up Catholicism.
I think the real jackass here is the guy who thinks a magic man in the sky really exists.
3 days isn't long at all
God isn't real, go masturbate
i gave up that and cussing! not masturbating makes me mad and that makes me want to cuss even more! bad combo
I tried. I made it about two weeks.
I have up sex! It's all bad.
Lasted twice as long as i could!
That's fucked 1128.......
But yeah I agree lolzz
I wish the bible came with the waring label oslf spoiler alert jesus dies!
I gave up porn, I agree if god didn't want you to masturbate he wouldve given us t-Rex arms,
Next time, give up lent for lent.
Why give up spanking the munky?
I just gave up candy corn for lent =)
You should of gave up not masturbating aha
Haha too bad religion is bs an there is no such thing as a god... Lent is stupid anyway. Do what you want, seriously.
Ah you should be me 617 I gave up drinking for lent. I feel like a damn alcholic everytime I open the fridge and gaze longingly at the beer.
Lmao agreed 4:00
Oh, yeah? Prove it.
In Soviet Russia babies kill you if you don't masturbate!
Why would you give up masturbation? That would be so hard for 40 days (no pun intended)
who gives a fuck? atheists live so much better.
Why not just masturbate if god gives you permission to masturbate. No need to sacrifice a fuckin puppy, you jerk.
Dude I gave up the same thing for lent! Sucks doesn't it?
I feel you, I gave that up as well, but a loophole is is get a chick to suck your dick, and yes that dis rhyme
11:15 but when they die it's so much worse
Gotta love angry anonomous Internet athiests! But I could pick on the catholics and their non bible based hollidays as well. It's all relative I suppose.
HAHAHHA so true 4:00. I love you
Atheists should give up living. There's no point to your existence anyways.
Good thing I didn't give that up I would die if I couldn't masturbate. I'm up to 13 times a day. Woohoo
Two questions, guy or girl? If this is a guy, wtf.. Do you have like a gallon bottle of lotion.. What do you use? LOL (If it's a girl, congratz)
13 times? How are you not bleeding?