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  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:12pm

    3:10: Nah, it's not ok to kick animals - only drunk guys.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:33pm

    It was probably just a dog...lame

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:13pm

    ahah been there done that ..one time some guy tried to jimmy open the bedroom door that me and my friend were passed out in with a screw driver

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    tell your dad to go back to his room

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:41pm

    This is fucking retarded.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:24pm

    How great would this be if it weren't about a dog?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:26pm

    That would be akward..

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:10pm

    Hope you're not talking about a dog or an animal...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:08pm

    been there done that.....same area code....weird

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:14pm

    Yah my son always does that shit to me... And kicking him off the bed just don't work yaknow he just keep getting back up!.... Ahhh kids do the darndest things.

  • 30 28
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 13, 11 at 11:45pm

    All that pussy wanted was some meat

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:26pm

    lameeee man im stoned and didnt even have a tiny giggle...arrrrgggh

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:14pm

    3:12 Nah, then it'd be a story. Texts are best left with room for interpretation.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:39pm

    I'm lucky my dog seems to know when to leave the room. He's smart.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:53pm

    I've been there... It was difficult... The dog was as big as me and we kept trying to get him out but he kept walking back in.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:00pm

    uhh, kick the person/animal out and lock the door?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:11pm

    Gotta appreciate his persistance tho...

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:22pm

    Either about a Desperate friend or a pet. Funny either way tho

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:35pm

    He just wanted some pussy!!