But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
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hahahahhaha. made my day :)
Rhino v. Porn star? There's nothing in between?
This totally sounds like my friend Jessica......or maybe Erin, but more Jessica.
just go to the gym every now n then
So what if your a fat ass. Take a shot in the face and drink some piss. You'll be in porn in no time.
Lucky for you we have 3 solutions to your problems.
Gastric Bypass, cosmetic surgery, and tanning!
Don't they hire anybody for porn? Look a little more... you're sure to fulfill someone's fantasy/fetish!
That porn would be like something from Man v. Wild...