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  • This totally sounds like my friend Jessica......or maybe Erin, but more Jessica.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:16pm
  • hahahahhaha. made my day :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:04am
  • Rhino v. Porn star? There's nothing in between?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:10pm
  • just go to the gym every now n then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Lucky for you we have 3 solutions to your problems. Gastric Bypass, cosmetic surgery, and tanning! voilá!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:07pm
  • So what if your a fat ass. Take a shot in the face and drink some piss. You'll be in porn in no time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:17am
  • Don't they hire anybody for porn? Look a little more... you're sure to fulfill someone's fantasy/fetish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:35am
  • That porn would be like something from Man v. Wild...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:06pm