I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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ahahaha i've done that. but no old men.
So first you queefed, then sent a text in yoga class?!?! That's only drawing more attention to your embarrassment...
Seriously? People text during yoga class? How odd and un-yogi-like
111: well played sir, well played.
totally happened to me once, and it wasn't just once it was like 4 times :( hahahaha the class was all girls but the instructor was a sexy italian guy...so embarassing!!!
I bet after giving birth a woman would have a massive queef!
Hahaha thats fucking gross... like 2:44...
dear bitch (3:26),
i text during my yoga-lates class.. not that hard..
so therefore i'm guessing its not a fake text.
that's why i'm thankful to be an AMERICAN. happy birthday america, you are beautiful
what the fuck is queefing??
You probably remind him of his grand-daughter.
3:19... are you fucking with us or are you serious?
Downward dog IS a killer for the queefs.
calm down, 3:19am. queefing is when there's air in the vagina and it gets pushed out, making a fartlike noise. so basically, it's a vagina fart. except the air is totally harmless, normal air (unlike a regular fart).
Lol it was so funny today, im like 70 and i was in yoga class, then this wierd as looking bitch queefed! Lol she texted one of her reject mates telling them i smiled at her!!! .... wait....
you're probably fat since you can't even set aside your phone long enough to workout
6:59 must be PMSing!
that's fuckin' hilarious! that's like something out of a movie.
Nope...your pushing out, not sucking in dumbass
Maybe it was after yoga class assholes. Seriously, shut the fuck up
Hey 2:59 why don't you just move elsewhere then
"zomg i jst queefed @ yoga n t old gy nxt 2 me is strring and smling @ me, shud i sleep w him?" - answer, yes, for old guys everywhere.
yeah well she said, "NOW he's staring at me"... dumbass^
3:26 - shut the fuck up, does it honestly matter?
Shoulder stand's a bitch.
So the context of this text implies you were texting DURING yoga which is fucking not true. So either you don't know how to use past and current tense properly or, FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!!!
queefs r not real all of u can kindly die now thank u
it happens too when you're on your back holding your legs up in the air..... in yoga class...
Of course you queafed in yoga class - you're from new jersey.