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  • 72 44
    Submitted by m3gabear on Oct 5, 11 at 3:57pm

    Um, actually fatherfigure, it probably WOULD be because op is sitting on the toilet for hours bored...

  • 46 44
    Submitted by seanathon on Oct 5, 11 at 4:21pm

    Nice going fatherfigure, you achieved the elusive scumbag compliment.

    • 31 39
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:35am

      Lol "scumbag," ok that's my limit on potty jokes.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by lsimz4 on Oct 5, 11 at 8:13pm

    As someone who has ass problems, I can sympathize and at the same time found this extremely entertaining.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Oct 5, 11 at 11:04pm

    Dookie dirty money

  • 46 62
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 5, 11 at 5:18pm

    What is the current rate of return on a CD (cerificate of diarrhea) these days?

    • 33 54
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:30am

      Depends, was mexican food or krystals added to the fine print? If so then we need to factor in hourly deposits and medicine taken. I would guess fourteen or so extra farts per deposit. (note: I'm slightly high from norco...)

  • 40 52
    Submitted by clamsmash on Oct 6, 11 at 12:18am

    op probably isnt having "bathroom trouble" but probably did a colon -leanse or something and is dropping bombs like hiroshima

  • 35 44
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 5, 11 at 6:59pm

    Supercolon?

    • 33 52
      Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 5, 11 at 7:19pm

      Sounds like it

  • 36 53
    Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 5, 11 at 7:20pm

    Who cares if its fake? its funny. The OP has an amazing imagination.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Phys on Oct 5, 11 at 7:21pm

    Thanks asshole, my stomach is in severe pain now too thanks to this text

  • 34 65
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 5, 11 at 4:29pm

    @seanathon. What the fuck does that mean?

  • 37 86
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 5, 11 at 3:20pm

    Fake. If op was in that much "bathroom trouble" the text wouldn't have been so well thought out.

    • 36 44
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:33am

      I don't know...I mean if op was on the porcelain throne at the time if this text...and op was still going...well that uncomfortable situation makes for interesting thoughts...especially if they were scared to leave the bathroom for fear of a nasty accident.