No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Um, actually fatherfigure, it probably WOULD be because op is sitting on the toilet for hours bored...
As someone who has ass problems, I can sympathize and at the same time found this extremely entertaining.
Dookie dirty money
Sounds like it
Nice going fatherfigure, you achieved the elusive scumbag compliment.
Lol "scumbag," ok that's my limit on potty jokes.
@seanathon. What the fuck does that mean?
op probably isnt having "bathroom trouble" but probably did a colon -leanse or something and is dropping bombs like hiroshima
What is the current rate of return on a CD (cerificate of diarrhea) these days?
Depends, was mexican food or krystals added to the fine print? If so then we need to factor in hourly deposits and medicine taken. I would guess fourteen or so extra farts per deposit. (note: I'm slightly high from norco...)
Thanks asshole, my stomach is in severe pain now too thanks to this text
Who cares if its fake? its funny. The OP has an amazing imagination.
Fake. If op was in that much "bathroom trouble" the text wouldn't have been so well thought out.
I don't know...I mean if op was on the porcelain throne at the time if this text...and op was still going...well that uncomfortable situation makes for interesting thoughts...especially if they were scared to leave the bathroom for fear of a nasty accident.