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  • Long wait, short ride, moments of euphoria with major disappointment at the end..?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 18, 11 at 12:31pm
  • Mine is like a roller coaster too... You have to be at least 60" tall to ride, there is a long line to get on, it's more fun if you ride backward, it will scare the shit out of you if you look down, and it's the best 3 minute ride of your life. And like a water ride, you get wet at the end.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 18, 11 at 12:34pm
    • Maybe when you actually sleep with a girl you will realize 3 min doesnt cut it.

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jul 18, 11 at 8:39pm
      • most studies say that an average sex session lasts about 3 to 5 minutes

        Submitted by kaylahalsey on Jul 18, 11 at 10:36pm
    • it helps to get the pussy wet prior to fucking

      Submitted by seth612 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:11pm
  • I know when I'm on a roller coaster, I'm usually screaming and wanting to get off... Oh wait.... nevermind...

    Submitted by nephilim_nixie on Jul 18, 11 at 5:31pm
  • Fair is fair: where is the close up vag pic?

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 18, 11 at 10:00pm
  • Best text ever.

    Submitted by feliciadatkins on Jul 18, 11 at 5:40pm
  • Hey snowman, L2GRAMMAR! YOU'RE!

    Submitted by batman5611 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:51am
  • Hahahahaha yay

    Submitted by teodramaqueen on Jul 18, 11 at 11:05pm
  • So, if she see's your dick before you have sex, your afraid she won't even bother having sex with you....good strategy

    Submitted by snowman86 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:22am
  • You give out dick pics?

    Submitted by MadF00L on Jul 18, 11 at 1:03pm
  • Hell I consider mine to be a full amusement park. Call it Cedar Point.

    Submitted by Babypunching on Jul 18, 11 at 11:26am
  • Tht sucks duded a roller coster is supposed to be fun idiot !!! ;)

    Submitted by briannabowers on Jul 19, 11 at 12:28am
  • NJ area code = win

    Submitted by blownstii on Jul 18, 11 at 8:58pm
  • = small?

    Submitted by 307703 on Jul 18, 11 at 12:13pm
  • she must've asked for a pic of his dick and he's saying not til they've fucked, not that he'll only fuck her once

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 18, 11 at 10:08am
  • Pichu= win

    Submitted by nocaduceus on Jul 18, 11 at 2:55pm
  • No pic = I discovered that I never get laid if I show you my dick first. \n\nI'm picturing something with potato sprouts growing out of it. Ew.

    Submitted by Emthe on Jul 18, 11 at 3:09pm
  • I'm short like really short. Can I just be considered fun sized. I'm also very bendy and can put both legs behide my head. Even when drunk!

    Submitted by iheartpolarbears on Jul 27, 11 at 12:09am
  • Your saying she cant get back in line?

    Submitted by bradleycooper619 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:32am