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  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 18, 11 at 12:31pm

    Long wait, short ride, moments of euphoria with major disappointment at the end..?

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      Submitted by RyanM on Jul 18, 11 at 7:27pm

      You clearly haven't been riding the right roller coasters.

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      Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 19, 11 at 5:11pm

      ... And she feels nauseous when it's over.

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 18, 11 at 12:34pm

    Mine is like a roller coaster too... You have to be at least 60" tall to ride, there is a long line to get on, it's more fun if you ride backward, it will scare the shit out of you if you look down, and it's the best 3 minute ride of your life. And like a water ride, you get wet at the end.

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      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jul 18, 11 at 8:39pm

      Maybe when you actually sleep with a girl you will realize 3 min doesnt cut it.

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        Submitted by kaylahalsey on Jul 18, 11 at 10:36pm

        most studies say that an average sex session lasts about 3 to 5 minutes

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      Submitted by seth612 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:11pm

      it helps to get the pussy wet prior to fucking

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    Submitted by nephilim_nixie on Jul 18, 11 at 5:31pm

    I know when I'm on a roller coaster, I'm usually screaming and wanting to get off... Oh wait.... nevermind...

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    Submitted by Babypunching on Jul 18, 11 at 11:26am

    Hell I consider mine to be a full amusement park. Call it Cedar Point.

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    Submitted by snowman86 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:22am

    So, if she see's your dick before you have sex, your afraid she won't even bother having sex with you....good strategy

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    Submitted by batman5611 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:51am

    Hey snowman, L2GRAMMAR! YOU'RE!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 18, 11 at 10:00pm

    Fair is fair: where is the close up vag pic?

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Jul 18, 11 at 1:03pm

    You give out dick pics?

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    Submitted by teodramaqueen on Jul 18, 11 at 11:05pm

    Hahahahaha yay

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    Submitted by iheartpolarbears on Jul 27, 11 at 12:09am

    I'm short like really short. Can I just be considered fun sized. I'm also very bendy and can put both legs behide my head. Even when drunk!

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    Submitted by blownstii on Jul 18, 11 at 8:58pm

    NJ area code = win

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    Submitted by 307703 on Jul 18, 11 at 12:13pm

    = small?

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 18, 11 at 10:08am

    she must've asked for a pic of his dick and he's saying not til they've fucked, not that he'll only fuck her once

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    Submitted by feliciadatkins on Jul 18, 11 at 5:40pm

    Best text ever.

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    Submitted by bradleycooper619 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:32am

    Your saying she cant get back in line?

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    Submitted by briannabowers on Jul 19, 11 at 12:28am

    Tht sucks duded a roller coster is supposed to be fun idiot !!! ;)

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    Submitted by nocaduceus on Jul 18, 11 at 2:55pm

    Pichu= win

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    Submitted by Emthe on Jul 18, 11 at 3:09pm

    No pic = I discovered that I never get laid if I show you my dick first. \n\nI'm picturing something with potato sprouts growing out of it. Ew.