Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Long wait, short ride, moments of euphoria with major disappointment at the end..?
You clearly haven't been riding the right roller coasters.
... And she feels nauseous when it's over.
Mine is like a roller coaster too... You have to be at least 60" tall to ride, there is a long line to get on, it's more fun if you ride backward, it will scare the shit out of you if you look down, and it's the best 3 minute ride of your life. And like a water ride, you get wet at the end.
Maybe when you actually sleep with a girl you will realize 3 min doesnt cut it.
most studies say that an average sex session lasts about 3 to 5 minutes
it helps to get the pussy wet prior to fucking
I know when I'm on a roller coaster, I'm usually screaming and wanting to get off... Oh wait.... nevermind...
Best text ever.
Fair is fair: where is the close up vag pic?
Hey snowman, L2GRAMMAR! YOU'RE!
So, if she see's your dick before you have sex, your afraid she won't even bother having sex with you....good strategy
You give out dick pics?
Hell I consider mine to be a full amusement park. Call it Cedar Point.
Tht sucks duded a roller coster is supposed to be fun idiot !!! ;)
NJ area code = win
she must've asked for a pic of his dick and he's saying not til they've fucked, not that he'll only fuck her once
No pic = I discovered that I never get laid if I show you my dick first. \n\nI'm picturing something with potato sprouts growing out of it. Ew.
I'm short like really short. Can I just be considered fun sized. I'm also very bendy and can put both legs behide my head. Even when drunk!
Your saying she cant get back in line?