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  • Submitted by soutex on Apr 7, 11 at 9:19am

    hot lovin', check it and see...

  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 7, 11 at 12:30pm

    I can offer you some cream to put on it.

  • Submitted by 9mile on Apr 7, 11 at 11:08am

    Ya just need someone to kiss it better

  • Submitted by DopeSandwichh on Apr 8, 11 at 2:42am

    Ouch! ): that's a nooo.

  • Submitted by bigjake020 on Apr 10, 11 at 9:37pm

    you just need someone to kiss it and make itbetter:]

  • Submitted by roflberries on Apr 9, 11 at 7:00am

    OH GOD!!! ): that makes me want to cry

  • Submitted by jennofthedead on Apr 7, 11 at 10:40am

    Mahoney- toilets don't flush with hot water... Usually it does make the water scalding hot : )

  • Submitted by captainC on Apr 7, 11 at 10:34am


  • Submitted by Romulus1969 on Apr 7, 11 at 10:41am

    The water gets hot for those of is in the civilized world Mahoney.

  • Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:11pm

    Actually, Romulus, for those of US in civilization flushing the toilet does not affect the shower. Most houses and newer apartments have two separate cold water pipes. One for the shower and one for the sink/toilet. And if they don't then there is a good chance that the shower pipes have a presure-equalizing valve so when the toilet causes the cold water pressure to decrease, the hot water pressure decreases, keeping the temperature about the same.

    • Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:14pm

      But it could also be possible for the toilet to cause the shower to get cold if the plumber ran the wrong pipe to the toilet or if your house is really old and has iron pipes that are really corroded

    • Submitted by jessiegirl on Apr 8, 11 at 12:45pm

      Yes most newer buildings may have separate pipes for that, but definitely not all. I'm away at college right now and my building has community showers; if anyone flushes a toilet on the same floor as the shower in use then the water gets extremely hot.

  • Submitted by Mik27pmc on Apr 7, 11 at 10:18am

    Blow on it...

  • Submitted by kellyn on Apr 7, 11 at 8:00pm

    My vagina cried a little while reading this :/

  • Submitted by starshine_baby on Apr 7, 11 at 9:52am

    whyy in the world would you tell someone that?

  • Submitted by scruffles on Jul 22, 12 at 8:10am

    saw this on fml

  • Submitted by TennesseeTitan71 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:05pm

    Thats a Tennessee Area Code LOL!

  • Submitted by bigjake020 on Apr 10, 11 at 6:30pm

    you just meed someone to kiss it better;)

  • Submitted by birddy on Apr 8, 11 at 1:04am

    Actually the same thing happens in my house. It's because it's old, the cold water gets diverted to the toilet when someone flushes. My boyfriend does it just to be evil >:(

  • Submitted by Kilo6Actual on Apr 7, 11 at 2:34pm

    Maybe you shouldn't have been masturbating in the first place. Maybe you should just get some dick.

  • Submitted by smashbro247 on Apr 7, 11 at 8:03pm

    I call next shower

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Apr 7, 11 at 7:46pm

    Noooooo!!!! I am so sorry. Holy ouch.

  • Submitted by viper620 on Apr 7, 11 at 11:25pm

    U a dumb ass

  • Submitted by 978mahoney on Apr 7, 11 at 10:38am

    The water gets cold not hot when someone flushes! Fake

    • Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 11 at 12:11pm

      Holy fuck you are stupid!!

  • Submitted by redhot77 on Apr 7, 11 at 9:13pm

    It's a real text. The house is old and the water gets scalding when you flush. A value size shampoo bottle had just fallen on my head when I bent over to find the nose ring I had just ripped out with a washcloth. I thought by masturbating in there I might still salvage the experience... Fail.