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  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 1, 11 at 3:56pm

    Golly! You guys are outrageous! Next you're gonna be telling me that you snuck out, met up with people from your church youth group, and actually got to 2nd base with a girl.

  • Submitted by dawgero on Aug 1, 11 at 5:03pm

    I remember my first beer.

  • Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Aug 1, 11 at 5:27pm

    On the bartender's "crazy shit-o-meter", this probably ranked somewhere near a group ordering a second round of shots and someone closing out their tab....

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 1, 11 at 10:05pm

    WOW!! Are you guys Bloods or Crips??

  • Submitted by hooker72005 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:11pm

    I'm guessing this was posted by a bunch of under aged douches.

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    Submitted by BarryDingle on Aug 1, 11 at 2:42pm

    I can't believe this made it part the moderators.

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    Submitted by DonKebles on Aug 2, 11 at 5:04pm

    Maybe the rest of the story was just WAY to outrageous to put on TFLN. Maybe they are making it into a movie so they can't post all of it. OR maybe some one died because they sound like crazy party machines from the future where Skynet has all but won...... or maybe they where really exsited to be outside their moms basements.

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    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 1, 11 at 4:01pm

    Woah woah woah! You mean to tell me that you made asses out of yourselves at a bar and nobody seemed to care?!? Good thing that was your first time at a bar or that might not be so exciting

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    Submitted by c0m3 on Aug 2, 11 at 6:02am

    Fucking underage kids with fake IDs

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    Submitted by dtf4lyfe on Aug 1, 11 at 2:41pm


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    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 2, 11 at 11:02am

    Wow, those three are fucking rebels! Livin' on the edge, baby!\n\nThis is one of those texts that I love just so I can read the comments.

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Aug 1, 11 at 2:49pm


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    Submitted by clownbaby99 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:55pm


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    Submitted by R3X on Aug 1, 11 at 3:45pm

    Im Pretty sure this is a reference to the hangover.

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    Submitted by emilem on Aug 2, 11 at 1:06am

    because i'm pretty sure this is pretty lame like you.

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    Submitted by byebyebyecycle on Aug 1, 11 at 7:36pm

    i think the bartender realized that you're a group of lost causes either way

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    Submitted by zemon on Aug 2, 11 at 10:35pm

    You're a couple of wild and crazy guys!

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    Submitted by willjames897 on Oct 19, 11 at 6:30pm

    Wow I bet the next night they sat by a camp fire, made smores, sang kumbaya, and had rum raisin ice cream. Fucking fags

  • Submitted by Jcroft on Aug 1, 11 at 3:39pm

    Probly cuz they wanted to fuck yall

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      Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:48am

      Bartenders finish their shift around 3 a.m. At that point everyone in the bar is a mindless zombie from the alcohol, and the bartender is sober and tired as fuck. Bartenders DO NOT get laid (at least not on nights where they're working)

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    Submitted by fullcream on Aug 2, 11 at 11:31pm

    Haha these comments are awesome and so true, if you put your shirts over chicks heads and try and spin them under your shirt like a basketball then you're half a chance of getting cut off

  • Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 1, 11 at 4:28pm

    Cause that's probably a daily occurrence, pretty standard song to sing when there are three people and drinking. Seriously your all losers slit your wrists

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    Submitted by likeaboss77 on Aug 1, 11 at 5:44pm