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  • Golly! You guys are outrageous! Next you're gonna be telling me that you snuck out, met up with people from your church youth group, and actually got to 2nd base with a girl.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 1, 11 at 3:56pm
  • I remember my first beer.

    Submitted by dawgero on Aug 1, 11 at 5:03pm
  • On the bartender's "crazy shit-o-meter", this probably ranked somewhere near a group ordering a second round of shots and someone closing out their tab....

    Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Aug 1, 11 at 5:27pm
  • WOW!! Are you guys Bloods or Crips??

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 1, 11 at 10:05pm
  • I'm guessing this was posted by a bunch of under aged douches.

    Submitted by hooker72005 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:11pm
  • I can't believe this made it part the moderators.

    Submitted by BarryDingle on Aug 1, 11 at 2:42pm
  • Maybe the rest of the story was just WAY to outrageous to put on TFLN. Maybe they are making it into a movie so they can't post all of it. OR maybe some one died because they sound like crazy party machines from the future where Skynet has all but won...... or maybe they where really exsited to be outside their moms basements.

    Submitted by DonKebles on Aug 2, 11 at 5:04pm
  • Woah woah woah! You mean to tell me that you made asses out of yourselves at a bar and nobody seemed to care?!? Good thing that was your first time at a bar or that might not be so exciting

    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 1, 11 at 4:01pm
  • Cool...

    Submitted by dtf4lyfe on Aug 1, 11 at 2:41pm
  • Rookies

    Submitted by clownbaby99 on Aug 1, 11 at 2:55pm
  • Wow, those three are fucking rebels! Livin' on the edge, baby!\n\nThis is one of those texts that I love just so I can read the comments.

    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 2, 11 at 11:02am
  • because i'm pretty sure this is pretty lame like you.

    Submitted by emilem on Aug 2, 11 at 1:06am
  • lame

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Aug 1, 11 at 2:49pm
  • Fucking underage kids with fake IDs

    Submitted by c0m3 on Aug 2, 11 at 6:02am
  • Im Pretty sure this is a reference to the hangover.

    Submitted by R3X on Aug 1, 11 at 3:45pm
  • You're a couple of wild and crazy guys!

    Submitted by zemon on Aug 2, 11 at 10:35pm
  • i think the bartender realized that you're a group of lost causes either way

    Submitted by byebyebyecycle on Aug 1, 11 at 7:36pm
  • Wow I bet the next night they sat by a camp fire, made smores, sang kumbaya, and had rum raisin ice cream. Fucking fags

    Submitted by willjames897 on Oct 19, 11 at 6:30pm
  • Probly cuz they wanted to fuck yall

    Submitted by Jcroft on Aug 1, 11 at 3:39pm
    • Bartenders finish their shift around 3 a.m. At that point everyone in the bar is a mindless zombie from the alcohol, and the bartender is sober and tired as fuck. Bartenders DO NOT get laid (at least not on nights where they're working)

      Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:48am
  • Haha these comments are awesome and so true, if you put your shirts over chicks heads and try and spin them under your shirt like a basketball then you're half a chance of getting cut off

    Submitted by fullcream on Aug 2, 11 at 11:31pm
  • Cause that's probably a daily occurrence, pretty standard song to sing when there are three people and drinking. Seriously your all losers slit your wrists

    Submitted by tommysalami on Aug 1, 11 at 4:28pm
  • Pathetic

    Submitted by likeaboss77 on Aug 1, 11 at 5:44pm