I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Golly! You guys are outrageous! Next you're gonna be telling me that you snuck out, met up with people from your church youth group, and actually got to 2nd base with a girl.
I remember my first beer.
On the bartender's "crazy shit-o-meter", this probably ranked somewhere near a group ordering a second round of shots and someone closing out their tab....
WOW!! Are you guys Bloods or Crips??
I'm guessing this was posted by a bunch of under aged douches.
I can't believe this made it part the moderators.
Maybe the rest of the story was just WAY to outrageous to put on TFLN. Maybe they are making it into a movie so they can't post all of it. OR maybe some one died because they sound like crazy party machines from the future where Skynet has all but won...... or maybe they where really exsited to be outside their moms basements.
Woah woah woah! You mean to tell me that you made asses out of yourselves at a bar and nobody seemed to care?!? Good thing that was your first time at a bar or that might not be so exciting
Wow, those three are fucking rebels! Livin' on the edge, baby!\n\nThis is one of those texts that I love just so I can read the comments.
because i'm pretty sure this is pretty lame like you.
Fucking underage kids with fake IDs
Im Pretty sure this is a reference to the hangover.
You're a couple of wild and crazy guys!
i think the bartender realized that you're a group of lost causes either way
Wow I bet the next night they sat by a camp fire, made smores, sang kumbaya, and had rum raisin ice cream. Fucking fags
Probly cuz they wanted to fuck yall
Bartenders finish their shift around 3 a.m. At that point everyone in the bar is a mindless zombie from the alcohol, and the bartender is sober and tired as fuck. Bartenders DO NOT get laid (at least not on nights where they're working)
Haha these comments are awesome and so true, if you put your shirts over chicks heads and try and spin them under your shirt like a basketball then you're half a chance of getting cut off
Cause that's probably a daily occurrence, pretty standard song to sing when there are three people and drinking. Seriously your all losers slit your wrists