he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I have doubts about their fighting abilities.
They are very good at surrendering and being conquered.
France is a country that has a one track mind. They can't fight a war to save their lives (literally), but they can fuck just about anything they want.
I also have doubts about their deodorant wearing abilities.
Sounds too good to be true.
He failed when he got Heineken...what an awful beer...
and cue the uti from the.dirty Frenchman....
Frenchmen are pussies and fags.
that is so stereotypical....the rude Frenchie eats you out and then doesn't have the courtesy to fuck you afterwards.
I dunno... Being eaten out tops fucking in my book.
Better in the passenger seat of a car.
i'm unsure as to why, but this man must have a mustache
I don't doubt he talks shit about you and tells aMilne who listens that American chicks are easy.
He's a keeper
He can't be French if he paid for dinner. Frenchmen never get enough of an allowance from their mothers to entertain.
Considering they've never won a war in their entire history, yeah.
Fuck the French. They smell
the French are awesome lovers!!! specially the Parisians
Abso-fucking-lutely. Wait until that big slob grabs your ass and your French"man" tips him and says thank you.
Enough of a bitch to eat out but not enough of a man to fuck
I have doubts about their ability to do it well..
you are what you eat
You people fought a war against yourselves and if the state of you as a nation is anything to go by you lost. Heavily. Also Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Come back when you have more than 250 years of history to talk about. Fuckwads.
I second that..