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  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:33am

    Hahahahahaha. So funny.

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:30am

    9:03 masturbates to the bible. It's so cute because he uses only two fingers!

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:30am

    I'm just trying to imagine the look on the old ladies face at the checkout counter at Wal-mart when you buy that card.

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:19am

    i couldn't agree more

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:44pm

    i would have to buy atleast one a month....guess my friends are whores

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:34pm

    The cards could make a giant sigh of relief when you open them!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:27pm

    yeah, i agree. That would make my hands stop cramping from drawing my own cards to all my friends after the awkward "peeing on a stick" moments we have.

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:47am

    10:39 they should make 'good at saying something in the most roundabout way possible' cards it's called 'losing your virginity'

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:03am

    they would be popular! to whores like you.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:44pm

    2:25- I thought the same thing. Either way, not preggers or first period, that card would make bank. shit son.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:07am

    HAHA thats sooo true. i cant even count the number of times ive been scared...and im not even that much of a whore

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:11am

    9:10 = whore hey baby

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:09pm

    I thot we were referring to 12 & 13 year old girls...I guess I'm not a whore so I didn't think of it the other way you all are...yayyy

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:32am

    I would buy that for my pussy guy friends

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:21am

    hahahaha i love this! I might make my own and give them to my friends! perhaps ill send one to myself every once in a while.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:14pm

    totally with 2:25 on this one and i still think they would be popular

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    2:25 i totaly agree! where did all you ppl get the topic of pregnant & babys wtf it dsnt even say that you ppl are dumb!

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:25pm

    OK, when I originally read the post I thought it meant like, moms getting their daughters the cards when they're 13 and getting their first periods or whatever. But everyone's like "Yeah you whores would be loving those cards if you thought you were knocked up with crack babies," etc.... Jesus Christ you people.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:52pm

    I agree with this one- no matter how careful you are being, that is always good news.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:07am

    9:03, so you are saying anyone that has sex is a whore?

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:56pm

    3:16 Has obviously never been in the "waiting game" situation as a man. It's probably one of the most, if not the most, nerve-racking weeks ever. I'm not just buying a card, it's gonna be flowers and dinner. P.S. The stork doesn't deliver babies through windows anymore. People miss periods when they get pregnant.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:22pm

    they really should make them. 9:03- shut the fuck up

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:26pm

    seriously. i would buy one of those. really.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:54am

    hahaha i just celebrated this with 25 cent drafts last night..they would make bank if they made those cards

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:07am

    way to go 9:03, you sure told them...

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:17pm

    837:7 i dont get the whole number thaang you guys. =P

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:48pm

    4:56. MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU. finally a man who actually gives a shit.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:35pm

    If the text was suggesting that you should send a card to a teenage girl when she got her first period, it would be just wierd. The text is only funny if it is proposing a card you send to someone who didn't want to be pregnant.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:28pm

    I'm taking a shit while reading this

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    i agree with 3:35. but i got my period for the first time when i was away from home and i sent my mom a card that consisted of "dear mom," a drop of red nail polish in the middle, and "love, (my name)". not sure how well that would do at CVS, but i thought it was funny :)

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:17am

    LOL. so perfect and true. i wonder what looks you would get for buying them. but that would definitely make mad money. and the thought of this card being for 12-13 year olds never once crossed my mind, but i still wouldn't consider myself a whore, just a normal 20 year old girl.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:44am

    hahaha they would make a lot of money

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:59pm

    12:34- That would be so funny, these cards would definitely sell! haha And just because you have a scare doesn't make you a whore... You only have to have sex once to have a scare, or get pregnant..

  • 20 24
    Submitted by ashathoots22 on Jan 23, 12 at 10:40pm

    i work at hooters and we have 5 pregnant girls. i feel as if we would buy a lot of those lol.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:43pm

    someecards they have those, but in ecard form

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:38pm

    Haha, they probably would be....