Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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I'm just trying to imagine the look on the old ladies face at the checkout counter at Wal-mart when you buy that card.
Hahahahahaha. So funny.
they would be popular!
to whores like you.
9:10 = whore
9:03 masturbates to the bible. It's so cute because he uses only two fingers!
I agree with this one- no matter how careful you are being, that is always good news.
The cards could make a giant sigh of relief when you open them!
i couldn't agree more
i would have to buy atleast one a month....guess my friends are whores
OK, when I originally read the post I thought it meant like, moms getting their daughters the cards when they're 13 and getting their first periods or whatever. But everyone's like "Yeah you whores would be loving those cards if you thought you were knocked up with crack babies," etc.... Jesus Christ you people.
2:25- I thought the same thing.
Either way, not preggers or first period, that card would make bank. shit son.
seriously. i would buy one of those. really.
hahahaha i love this! I might make my own and give them to my friends!
perhaps ill send one to myself every once in a while.
yeah, i agree. That would make my hands stop cramping from drawing my own cards to all my friends after the awkward "peeing on a stick" moments we have.
I thot we were referring to 12 & 13 year old girls...I guess I'm not a whore so I didn't think of it the other way you all are...yayyy
3:16 Has obviously never been in the "waiting game" situation as a man. It's probably one of the most, if not the most, nerve-racking weeks ever. I'm not just buying a card, it's gonna be flowers and dinner.
P.S. The stork doesn't deliver babies through windows anymore. People miss periods when they get pregnant.
If the text was suggesting that you should send a card to a teenage girl when she got her first period, it would be just wierd. The text is only funny if it is proposing a card you send to someone who didn't want to be pregnant.
totally with 2:25 on this one and i still think they would be popular
10:39 they should make 'good at saying something in the most roundabout way possible' cards
it's called 'losing your virginity'
way to go 9:03, you sure told them...
I'm taking a shit while reading this
LOL. so perfect and true. i wonder what looks you would get for buying them. but that would definitely make mad money.
and the thought of this card being for 12-13 year olds never once crossed my mind, but i still wouldn't consider myself a whore, just a normal 20 year old girl.
2:25 i totaly agree! where did all you ppl get the topic of pregnant & babys wtf it dsnt even say that you ppl are dumb!
9:03, so you are saying anyone that has sex is a whore?
4:56. MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU. finally a man who actually gives a shit.
I would buy that for my pussy guy friends
hahaha i just celebrated this with 25 cent drafts last night..they would make bank if they made those cards
12:34- That would be so funny, these cards would definitely sell! haha And just because you have a scare doesn't make you a whore... You only have to have sex once to have a scare, or get pregnant..
i dont get the whole number thaang you guys. =P
i agree with 3:35. but i got my period for the first time when i was away from home and i sent my mom a card that consisted of "dear mom," a drop of red nail polish in the middle, and "love, (my name)". not sure how well that would do at CVS, but i thought it was funny :)
they really should make them. 9:03- shut the fuck up
HAHA thats sooo true. i cant even count the number of times ive been scared...and im not even that much of a whore
i work at hooters and we have 5 pregnant girls. i feel as if we would buy a lot of those lol.
hahaha they would make a lot of money
they have those, but in ecard form
Haha, they probably would be....