i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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the text was hilarious.....and the pissed-off double-wide bitches are even funnier!!
LMAO get over yourselves!
auto text will spell out anything for u..
Fucking amazing. words to live by lol
Ha, this "pig" has gotten more action then you this year :P suck on that!
I fucking LOVE 5:30!! I love my curves!!!
Standards and being "easy" have everything to do with self-worth and very little to do with weight. I know plenty of slutty skinny girls and plenty of fat girls with very high standards. you guys are morons
WOW it's a text message, it's funny, can we all stop being so retarded. it's not like anyone on here is gunna change anyones mind. believe whatever the hell you want about yourself or others. Just calm down re-read the text and laugh your ass off! thats what this website is for...
4:20 is so right!! You aren't "curvy" if you're fat. You're ROUND.
actual curvy girls from 972
Sometimes you just have to write off a fattie as a "slumpbuster"
i only fuck BAD bitches
11:20 Way to nit pick!!
I will be terminating my subscription to this blog.
If I wanted to hear this shit, I would go to the crappy frat bars in my neighborhood. Not funny.
"They [fat girls] know that men only fuck them because they're easy."
Well, the girls who do measure up to your stringent standards of beauty most likely only fuck you because they are easy. So what exactly is your point? That fat girls are especially easy? Are you putting down fat girls for their willingness to have sex or for their body type? Decide. Or have a refreshing glass of Haterade.
HAHAHAHAHA. haterade. hahahahahaaaaaaaa. not the big closer you want at the end of an argument or to clinch your point. hahahahaha
oh PLEASE dont say you are "curvy" if youre fat... it gives girls that actually have an hourglass shape and are NOT fat a bad name.
if you haven't been laid since the Bush Administration, perhaps those rules apply to you.
I love all the euphamisms for overweight people, even as untrue as they are. "Oh, I'm just big boned." Bullshit. Dinosaurs are big-boned; you're fat. "I'm a just heavy." Bullshit. Aircraft carriers are heavy; you're fat. "Oh, I'm pretty curvy." Bullshit. Lombard Street is curvy; you're fucking fat.
10:01 did you play baseball? That is the term we used. Also sometimes you have to eat a cheeseburger to truly enjoy a steak
Damn Im just saying... I hope I never fuck a fat chick
you can so tell someone is skinny and hot by typed words
Gotta love the 817/972...keepin' it classy!
Yeah... your "text support" is absolutely right. Rock that up and... in that order!!
Good rules but
1. Go ugly early
2. If she is lower than your standards...lower your standards
and the best one
3. No chick looks ugly with your dick in her mouth.
9:45 - your rules made me laugh!! I probably shouldn't be laughing considering i'm female.....but i'm hot and skinny so I don't care!
3:49 "Gotta say, I've got some curves and I'm definitely getting more action than you." from the context of the argument i.e fat chicks, your statement says you are thick. Either way hot chicks get play so do fat chicks...just for different reasons...
eh...you gotta slay some dragons before you get to the princess
Hahaha @9:20\nBest thing I've read all day
12:56 Sure you are because if you were worth half a shit you could practice on good lucking guys and not have to slum it with scum bags...if guys had girls standards then fat chicks would never get laid...well by people other than black guys
Go Dallas/Forth Worth!! Personally, I'm proud.
FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!
3:41 you are proving the point. You get alot of action because of the aforementioned reasons from guys. Then you call them dumb. Kettle calling the pot black much?
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god this reminds me of a few nights at the chocolate shop
this entire thread and texts fucking disgust me. i hate all of you with a burning passion.
8:46 there is a reason why it is called a generalization. Because it TENDS to be true. Not absolute
Who bad nighted this! Really! It's smegging amaaazing!!
1143 dont be so sensitive. i'm a fat girl who also posted @ 953 lol. just because you're not getting any doesn't mean the rest of us fatties aren't :)
They took my post off.
No chick looks ugly with your dick in her mouth
its hilarious how some of these guys act like they are Gods gift to women... maybe YOU are the PIGS that we are fucking for practice.... ever think of that?
817 - that was classic!
sounds to me like someone's in a recession.
Haha that's amazing.
Well done 817 :)
i'm a fucking curvy girl and proud! i bet any of you fat hating guys on here would fuck me if you saw me, but i have news for you all. . . you are dead beats who will wind up with wayy too many babies and several types of sexually transmitted diseases. fuck you all, i have standards, i'm definitely not easy, and you'll never know how good a curvy girl is because they all have more self respect then you guys do in your little toes. . . have fun masturbating, because that's all you guys will have.
buffalo hunting...a great american tradition
3:41 As I do agree that many of the guys talking are probably not the most attractive and socially acceptable guys in the world, I just wouldn't call people dumbasses when your last sentence basically proved their point. Lowering your standards to theirs (which implies standards from the prior post) would be fucking any ugly or fat guy. By saying fuck a dumbass you are implying that all girls that are overweight are dumbasses.
How the hell did this become a fat/skinny chick hating debate? Grow up dude and get laid douchebags
that's funny! I love this one!
3:48 - No I get a lot of action because I'm hot. Glass houses my friend, glass houses...
Dave, is that you?? I swear he sent me this message a month ago.
Wow. Guess you're all God's gift to women. Some kind of crazy anomaly getting you all right here on the same blog together. Gotta say, I've got some curves and I'm definitely getting more action than you. But don't lower your standards to my level and fuck a fat chick. I certainly wouldn't lower mine to yours and fuck a dumbass.
I love the Go Ugly Early, Top Gear reference
Also I am one of those "dumbasses" you said you wouldn't fuck...pretty damn sure I have you beat in both categories (intelligence and looks)
If I can't see your ribs, collar bones and hip bones, you're a fat ass. Fat ass.
and your clearly a fucking moron.thats why girls these days think they need to be so thin.
overweight women have feelings too! stop being so mean.
9:41 i think it's referring to a fat girl. just a wild guess.
I think it's funny how the fat girls are trying to bolster each other. it's so pathetic, they're all trying to hide from the fact that they know deep down they're worthless slobs who cannot control their desires (food or otherwise). They know that men only fuck them because they're easy.
what do guys consider fat?
So many dumb bitches calling themselves "curvy and proud of it" shut up your fat and revolting not curvy
Personally I get turned on when I see fat chicks - it's because I know that if I can get them alone they'll suck me every single time. Because I'm hot and they want to be used by hot guys. I never fuck them though. That's what skinny girls are for.
9:41 Don't hate me cuz you ain't me!!
spells out administration, but uses ur...
9:20 hahaha it is so true
Awesome, simply awesome...
I wonder WHICH bush administration.