but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Thuck it! And he loves your puthy!
This just made my day. For real.
I bet the morons who are posting about pretzels don't even know themselves why they are saying it. That joke-boat left a LONG time ago. You obviously missed it.
Funny text btw.
SLAPPA THE BASS MON!
Lolololololool 5:38 i cant get enough of people tht do that hahahah!
guys cumming in their own mouth..? fucked up. a also, people with lisps make me want to murder. they're just so annoying I can't even stand it. there's a reason speech therapy was invented.
That's what ball gags are for
Just ask him to take the pretzel out of his mouth when he's talking.
is this about samuel?
Speech. Therapy. Anyone??
In Russia, Lisps talk dirty to you
Has anyone seen my weiner?
i'd start laughing mid-coitus
IMITATE THE LISP.
He won't do it again.
I once met a guy online - really cute.. met him in person, and he had a lisp. I never answered another call or text again.
In Russia, this is normal.
Holy shit I can see this whole scene in my head. Certifed classic right here straight into the favorite vault
These pretzels are making me thirsty...
He must be from New IberiA
hahaha 3:00. Thath's awethome
Has anyone seen my baseball??
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
That just made me gigglesnort. xD
better than a stutter. Fu fu fu fu fuck me!!
Lol definantly a deal breaker
That'd be awesome. Put that shit on YouPorn.
Try not to laugh in his face....or do it could be worth it