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  • Submitted by firstfirstisgay on May 30, 11 at 2:21pm

    Or you could just ride me.

  • Submitted by SomebodySomeone on May 30, 11 at 7:35pm

    Why don't you just ride your bike with no seat?

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on May 30, 11 at 3:55pm

    There's a great form of exercise. It's called sex. Bike riding not necessary

  • Submitted by mrhappypants on May 30, 11 at 4:34pm

    Obviously a bunch of jealous guys bashing you. that dildo is more man than they are.

  • Submitted by gameface123516 on May 30, 11 at 3:29pm


  • Submitted by Smophie on May 30, 11 at 5:05pm

    Hahaha, excellent plan. Except if you orgasm you might loose control of the bike. \n:|

  • Submitted by Attica on May 31, 11 at 2:06am

    Get a 3 Minute Legs system...humping it is literally what it's for. Pair with dildo, and you've got yourself an enjoyable, personalized exercise system. Pair with Shake Weight for a more authentic feel to your simulated sexual experience.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 30, 11 at 8:13pm

    As a guy I think that's a great idea. More women should be so creative regarding their sexuality.

  • Submitted by guitarfreak664 on May 31, 11 at 11:04am

    Rickscott, are you suggesting hot/skinny girls don't exercise?

  • Submitted by Smokey420420 on May 30, 11 at 3:47pm

    They make that

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on May 31, 11 at 3:16pm


  • Submitted by katieegaudette on May 30, 11 at 3:31pm

    she's not necessarily fat! im fit and i work out all the time just to keep myself healthy and to prevent getting sick!

    • Submitted by JimHalpert on May 31, 11 at 5:47am plans for dinner? ;)

  • Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 31, 11 at 3:30pm

    It worked wonders for Mr. Garrison, just be sure to put it on your handle bars and steer with your mouth! lol

  • Submitted by grob1992 on Jun 16, 11 at 4:08pm

    She's FAT!!! false alarm!!!

  • Submitted by archer79 on May 31, 11 at 7:55am

    Who the hell in their right mind misses rickscott? Fail

  • Submitted by explosion921 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:25am

    please ride by my house

  • Submitted by 1badcobra on May 31, 11 at 9:01am

    Thatd be kinky.

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    Submitted by kitten0121 on Jun 5, 11 at 11:19am

    Wtf to the guys saying OP is fat. I weigh 107 and exercise just because I like to. How do you think skinny girls STAY skinny?!?!

  • Submitted by MF_Dancer on May 31, 11 at 4:39pm

    Oh my!

  • Submitted by nesogtc on Jun 4, 11 at 10:10pm

    Just come and ride me:)

  • Submitted by dragonlady421 on May 30, 11 at 8:42pm

    lol gotta love Mississippi

  • Submitted by hadenough on Jun 3, 11 at 2:06am

    Yeah lol they definitely make those! Just google image search it. There's even some attached to the chains/pedals so it moves

  • Submitted by FoldableLemons on May 30, 11 at 10:05pm

    Please videotape!

  • Submitted by slickriderr on Jun 2, 11 at 1:47pm

    Dude that sounds like some of the best excercise ever. Imagine it could tone your abs from all the tensing!!! Someone better Patent that Shit!

  • Submitted by justdoneit on May 30, 11 at 3:08pm

    Some 1s got 2 ride that cow!!

  • Submitted by sailormiles on May 31, 11 at 12:39am

    Hey there's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned hog hunt

  • Submitted by Kevin201 on May 31, 11 at 8:41am

    again...OP is a guy

  • Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 31, 11 at 1:49pm

    It worked wonders for Mr. Garrison, just be sure you also put a dildo on the handle bars as well to steer properly! lol

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Dec 15, 12 at 9:26pm

    This is something I must try. I always needed motivation to bike ride.

  • Submitted by imissrickscott on May 30, 11 at 3:07pm

    Firstfirstisgay, she is obviously fat and needs the exercise. Why would you want a cow riding you?