I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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"I would be honored to take a dump on your chest."
so....how are u gonna get rid of the smell? & being in there for so long?
well, 7:32, girls can always explain away taking forever in the bathroom. there are a bunch of excuses you could use... the smell, however, IS gonna sell you out lol.
God forbid he caught your excretory system doing something abnormal and bizarre.
poops? as in plural?
us Chicago girls are probably among the classiest in the country. love it.
i figure if a dude can't handle the sound of me shitting then i can't handle having his dick in my mouth just sayin man
2:53, all girls do, duh.
sounds like a typical high schoolers friday night
lol.. thats really funny
my daughter has a tendency to open the bathroom door when i'm "doing paperwork" so i don't have the luxury of trying to hide it.....
I've heard of machine gun farts but never machine gun shits
This post kinda puts me in the mood for a blumpkin
it sounds great only if it splashes
I"m glad I am not the only one who has issues pooping in front of the opposite sex. But I just avoid it entirely if I can.
Someone needs to read the kids book, "Everybody Poops."
hahaha together for like 4 years and I still can't poop unless the water is on... hha
i'm sure he appreciates your consideration
ahhh. so clever. i'm very impressed.
you my dear are a keeper
So pretty much you just made my life!
4:40, that's the dumbest thing i've heard. you're giving yourself away by having multiple flushes AND making it seem way worse, like it's taking multiple flushes to go down!
8:06 Another proud Chicago girl!!
1:00am, I do the same thing! lol
cuz that's not awkward
AHAHAHA I love the OP. Just want to give them a hug and grunt real loud while they're on the shitter. XD
If you're taking that long then he is going to know you are pooping anyway., despite your clever attempts.
you could always just turn the water on
1:43; you have NO idea =P
1:00 am, I think we can all agree that we almost all do that too. Kudos for being the first brave person to put it in written form.
2:53am... at least she was texting and not talking
521 - i'm pretty sure the other person knew, dumbass
does anyone not see the context clues? who texts their friend while shitting telling them about how they're shitting?
i'm so proud of you.
Lmao at 7:34
Not Another teen movie ftw
hey, i dont see anything wrong with texting on the toilet, the other person never has to know...
lol Chicago girls. I will laugh if I know her.
i poop with the door open and my boyfriend laughs when i have diarea
thank you for making me laugh at work, giving up the fact that i am clearly not working. :)
haha i do that at school...although it's not with video game sounds, obivously. it's with other toilets flushing, the sink running, or the super loud hand dryer going.
12:09 i'm totally with you. everyone poops, and when you're exchanging bodily fluids with the man, rubbing genitalia, it's time to get over yourself and open the doors...
what's wrong with that 7:17?? as long as you're still going and you didn't touch anything to wipe yet. that would be unsanitary.
...and you're texting on the shitter...classy.
lmfao, I refuse to shit at his house. even if he's not listening... it's just weird.
hm when i shit and i dont want someone to know, i just flush the toilet repeatedly so no one hears it and the smell goes away quickly!