y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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That shit aggravates me so much. They're, their, and there too. This is 3rd grade shit.
I'm a 3rd Grader. Go suck a Cock!
shut up. GTFO, you don't know what the fuck you're reading. And down on ageism by the way.
I hate the people who say, "I could care less." it is "I couldnt care less" you f-wads.
word, but I also hate how everyone neglects apostrophes.
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Simply amazing! Good job!
I love this! Good for you....it's always nice to make the other person look dumber than you...whether they deserve it or not :)
Thank you. :)
Let me guess, south tampa, guy harvey wearing, cigar smoking, jimmy buffet blaring, older model chevy tahoe driving with FCA sticker, smug ass punk who thinks they're better than everyone because of daddy's money.
its not that funny.... ive seen better grammar corrections on tfln
Hahaha @ "that's called a run on bitch"
12:37 is correct. Both 12:37's actually.
that's what mothers are for anyways
I am sick of all the proper grammer texts. Like honestly we get it okay it's not even funny tfln is for drunken/crazy/funny texts not for English lessons!!! Who moderates this crap??????
THANK YOU!!! finally someone gets it!
Omgsh . Who Cares
This is my favorite tfln ever! Bravo!
2:00, you're* a retard. This isn't a repose it's just that more than one person who owns a cell phone cares about proper grammar. Sadly, the number isn't much higher than that :(
Who gives a shit about proper English on here???
they forgot a comma.
Hey, 12:17 and 12:43. Fuck you guys. This is funny. You are not. That is all.
Stick Your English Book up Your ASS!!
No wonder they called th OP a douche, probably a USF Tampa Douche!!!
Irony: 5:04 doesn't know that it takes some grammatical prowess to intentionaly plant that many errors.
Is it not "touché" you fucking bitch? And fuck you, who gives a shit about your proper Grammer and spelling. The meaning behin it is what matters and you know what the meaning was so grow up stop being a prick and fuck your self. That's called a run on bitch.
The douchebag op doesn't know how to use punctuation or capital letters correctly. I could care less.
This is a fucking repost. Mods, are you that stupid? Jesus.
Thanks for correcting them! There and their is another word that people mix up constantly!!
I love the text, but it's virtually a repeat of another text already on here.
I wonder if the OP gets the irony of his text
Whoever sent this text is a tool and totally deserving of the bag of douche insult. The text you sent, thinking it was a good comeback, is something people have to fall back on when they can't think of a good enough comeback
That is awesome.
Nice catch 6:12;)
1:24 - so right....that first part is a direct quote from Ross on friends hahaha with Rachel's letter. Hilarious
Thank you!! That drives me NUTS!
1:10 - right on the money. biggest pet peeve..
12:17 behin? Really? And grammar/spelling pissed a lot of people off because it looks completely ignorant.
What's so funny about this text is that even though the person is pretty much being s grammar Nazi, they failed to use proper punctuation and capitalization. Also, the word English is a proper noun.
That is so fucking stupid. Please, if that is all you can say to an insult, get a life.
what a bag of douche to be THAT anal
Ya! Their always messin this kinda shits up. Its hella annoying. Its like, hello people, open you're grammar book, turn to it's in dex and look that shit up! People who are unaware of the affect this has on everyone should be left in the dessert to die;)
take some drugs if you're that ocd. the difference between "your" and "you're" doesn't bother me as much as WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs
What about ur?
People get so lazy with texting, and typing, and grammar in general. I don't even know if there is a point in going to school anymore if people aren't going to use this stuff in the proper way. It aggravates the hell out of me.
Try using "this stuff" in the proper way yourself... there would be no "and" before "typing" in your first sentence, idiot.
Please marry me. Right now.
Holy crap I know exactly who this is
Yes!!! So awesome.
It would actually be "proper grammar," not "proper english," besides the fact that English should be capitalized.
youre isn't a word, it's "you're"...
I'm pretty sure this has been said already. Way to copy
1:24 yes! Sorta
Hell fucking yes. Damn right!
1:10 you are wrong!!! But whatever...I could care less
Hahaha. I've said basically the same thong to this chick before. Use the proper words or STFU.
Amen! I completely agree. This sounds like something I would say. I mean if you are going to insult me, at least do it properly.
I totallly agree I hate when dumb ass people try to insult me but they say the wrong thing like what the fuck? Learn how to talk before you say anything
Thank god. Finally! This is great I correct stupid people all effin day long!
Tampa is full of Ed Hardey douchebags
The guy who wrote this isn't from south Tampa, he's from Lutz, I know him. And he is indeed a HUGE douches bag. Correcting the grammar makes it even truer.
You're not youre.. Learn English yourself douchebag
this guy has had just about enough of your misuse of grammar thank-you-very-much! ahahaaa lol. its like "come on man, that doesnt even make sense. at least insult me properly!" LOL!!!
2:54 - do some research. Altho Oxford dictionary defines it as a colloquialism, most scholors deem it incorrect since it makes no sense. Leaving out the NOT means you do care I some way, shape or form.
god i was thinking the same thing. saying i could care less is correct too.
I love grammar
I love that nowhere in there was an apostrophe featured. It's still fucking wrong!
C'mon 5:04... I put TEN glaring errors in that comment and you only give me credit for 2 ?!?
Op proved that he or she is inferior to a bag of douche by posting this text. I know how to use English correctly, BUT NOBODY CARES!!!! They don't care if you do either.
This has already been done on tfln. Im unimpressed
Reminded me of f.r.i.e.n.d.s. =]\n\nbut seriously AMEN. I hate fucking retards like that. They do our job for us.
11:38 That can be either
This was a comment on a tfln about 2 weeks ago. Y o u F a i l
Irony: 11:59 has at least two spelling errors while complaining about spelling errors. Ugh.
Finally someone who understands!
There is only one acception(jk) exception to this.\na) You do not OWN a cellular phone.
The grammar Nazis strike again!!! Lmfao
I agree with the you're/your bullshit, but uh... bag of douche? A douchebag is not a bag with douche in it. It's a bag you douche with. It also looks and sounds completely stupid.
Yes yes Y-E-S.
You're a lovely human being. Your linguistic prowess is delicious. If anyone doesn't get it, they're a big douche face and their scrotums shall be hung amongst your trophies in the hall of humour.
Ahhh I do this daily. Finally someboy understands!
Do people still fucking care about this???
Thank god someone finally said this!
Where is the apostraphe?
Repost from 919.
People are even texting grammatical corrections? I hate these fuckers.
This is the best thing I've ever heard! Thank you!!!
Fucking ignorance. Learn how to spell people!
This has been on here before awhile ago.
Lol, facebook friendzzz
god this samethings been on this website a million times it's getting old start picking some new funny shit we've all seen this before
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS!!!!!! But I usually just don't say anything bc they don't understand
My post was also directed at 12:37 and anyone else who thinks this is a repeat
Classic Friebds episode.
12:49 = dead on. South Tampa Douche