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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:19pm

    That shit aggravates me so much. They're, their, and there too. This is 3rd grade shit.

    • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 2:24pm

      I'm a 3rd Grader. Go suck a Cock!

      • 44 68
        Submitted by Lmod on Aug 5, 10 at 6:40pm

        shut up. GTFO, you don't know what the fuck you're reading. And down on ageism by the way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:08pm

    Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm

    I hate the people who say, "I could care less." it is "I couldnt care less" you f-wads.

    • 66 89
      Submitted by whoabroitslinda on Jan 26, 10 at 5:27pm

      thank you!!!

    • 79 74
      Submitted by Lmod on Aug 5, 10 at 7:38pm

      word, but I also hate how everyone neglects apostrophes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:34am

    WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:57pm

    I love this! Good for you....it's always nice to make the other person look dumber than you...whether they deserve it or not :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:10pm

    Thank you. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:10pm

    they forgot a comma.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:24pm

    Friends?????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:12pm

    Amen!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:17am

    First!

  • 92 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28pm

    This is my favorite tfln ever! Bravo!

  • 98 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:53am

    Hey, 12:17 and 12:43. Fuck you guys. This is funny. You are not. That is all.

  • 99 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:17am

    Is it not "touché" you fucking bitch? And fuck you, who gives a shit about your proper Grammer and spelling. The meaning behin it is what matters and you know what the meaning was so grow up stop being a prick and fuck your self. That's called a run on bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:59pm

    Let me guess, south tampa, guy harvey wearing, cigar smoking, jimmy buffet blaring, older model chevy tahoe driving with FCA sticker, smug ass punk who thinks they're better than everyone because of daddy's money.

  • 83 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:12am

    Thanks for correcting them! There and their is another word that people mix up constantly!!

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:06am

    Damn straight

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:37pm

    I love the text, but it's virtually a repeat of another text already on here.

  • 94 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:17am

    Lol!

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:18pm

    I wonder if the OP gets the irony of his text

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:59am

    Get 'em!

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm

    12:37 is correct. Both 12:37's actually.

  • 87 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:58pm

    Omgsh . Who Cares

  • 91 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:31pm

    Simply amazing! Good job!

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:28am

    12:17 behin? Really? And grammar/spelling pissed a lot of people off because it looks completely ignorant.

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:49pm

    813!! :D

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:28pm

    Amen.

  • 86 84
    Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 26, 10 at 5:36pm

    People get so lazy with texting, and typing, and grammar in general. I don't even know if there is a point in going to school anymore if people aren't going to use this stuff in the proper way. It aggravates the hell out of me.

    • 95 88
      Submitted by aNoNoMoose on Jan 26, 10 at 5:46pm

      Try using "this stuff" in the proper way yourself... there would be no "and" before "typing" in your first sentence, idiot.

  • 93 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:25pm

    Great stuff.

  • 87 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:51pm

    Owned

  • 90 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:02pm

    No wonder they called th OP a douche, probably a USF Tampa Douche!!!

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:27am

    Hahaha @ "that's called a run on bitch"

  • 91 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:30pm

    Hell fucking yes. Damn right!

  • 87 90
    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:28pm

    THANK YOU!!! finally someone gets it!

  • 86 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:59am

    Ya! Their always messin this kinda shits up. Its hella annoying. Its like, hello people, open you're grammar book, turn to it's in dex and look that shit up! People who are unaware of the affect this has on everyone should be left in the dessert to die;)

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:39pm

    Nice catch 6:12;)

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:21pm

    The guy who wrote this isn't from south Tampa, he's from Lutz, I know him. And he is indeed a HUGE douches bag. Correcting the grammar makes it even truer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:04pm

    I'm pretty sure this has been said already. Way to copy

  • 85 89
    Submitted by breakfast on Jan 27, 10 at 5:38am

    this guy has had just about enough of your misuse of grammar thank-you-very-much! ahahaaa lol. its like "come on man, that doesnt even make sense. at least insult me properly!" LOL!!!

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:00pm

    1:24 - so right....that first part is a direct quote from Ross on friends hahaha with Rachel's letter. Hilarious

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 1:14pm

    Stick Your English Book up Your ASS!!

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:12pm

    Irony: 5:04 doesn't know that it takes some grammatical prowess to intentionaly plant that many errors.

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:52am

    Ahhh I do this daily. Finally someboy understands!

  • 81 83
    Submitted by PGG on Jan 26, 10 at 12:05pm

    So true...

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:39pm

    1:10 - right on the money. biggest pet peeve..

  • 88 98
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 26, 10 at 2:00pm

    This is a fucking repost. Mods, are you that stupid? Jesus.

  • 80 83
    Submitted by hillyeah on Jan 29, 10 at 11:09am

    This is the best thing I've ever heard! Thank you!!!

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:07pm

    Repeat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:04pm

    2:00, you're* a retard. This isn't a repose it's just that more than one person who owns a cell phone cares about proper grammar. Sadly, the number isn't much higher than that :(

  • 86 99
    Submitted by SoCalKid on Jan 26, 10 at 4:18pm

    There is only one acception(jk) exception to this.\na) You do not OWN a cellular phone.

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:23pm

    Amen! I completely agree. This sounds like something I would say. I mean if you are going to insult me, at least do it properly.

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:27am

    Yes!!! So awesome.

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:10pm

    Love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:30pm

    I am sick of all the proper grammer texts. Like honestly we get it okay it's not even funny tfln is for drunken/crazy/funny texts not for English lessons!!! Who moderates this crap??????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:09pm

    Repeat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21pm

    Hahaha. I've said basically the same thong to this chick before. Use the proper words or STFU.

  • 79 91
    Submitted by dvscarr on Jan 26, 10 at 12:16pm

    AMAZING.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:13pm

    Where is the apostraphe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:15pm

    what a bag of douche to be THAT anal

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:59pm

    Tampa is full of Ed Hardey douchebags

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm

    Loving it.

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:04pm

    Irony: 11:59 has at least two spelling errors while complaining about spelling errors. Ugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:08am

    Omg yes!!!!

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:36pm

    The douchebag op doesn't know how to use punctuation or capital letters correctly. I could care less.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Amanda06 on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm

    It would actually be "proper grammar," not "proper english," besides the fact that English should be capitalized.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:05pm

    Thank god someone finally said this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:18pm

    That is awesome.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 6, 10 at 5:50am

    its not that funny.... ive seen better grammar corrections on tfln

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:59am

    Yeeeeessssss

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:54pm

    1:10 you are wrong!!! But whatever...I could care less

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:37pm

    This has already been done on tfln. Im unimpressed

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28pm

    Thank you!! That drives me NUTS!

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:02pm

    1:24 yes! Sorta

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:19pm

    Do people still fucking care about this???

  • 62 68
    Submitted by HelloMotto on Oct 10, 10 at 9:58pm

    The grammar Nazis strike again!!! Lmfao

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:43pm

    This was a comment on a tfln about 2 weeks ago. Y o u F a i l

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:38pm

    What about ur?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:02am

    Word.

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:39pm

    C'mon 5:04... I put TEN glaring errors in that comment and you only give me credit for 2 ?!?

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:18am

    FAIL!

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:06pm

    2:54 - do some research. Altho Oxford dictionary defines it as a colloquialism, most scholors deem it incorrect since it makes no sense. Leaving out the NOT means you do care I some way, shape or form.

    • 90 97
      Submitted by torque2789 on Jan 27, 10 at 12:15pm

      god i was thinking the same thing. saying i could care less is correct too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:07pm

    Finally someone who understands!

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:50pm

    What's so funny about this text is that even though the person is pretty much being s grammar Nazi, they failed to use proper punctuation and capitalization. Also, the word English is a proper noun.

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:07am

    I love grammar

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:46am

    that's what mothers are for anyways

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:40pm

    youre isn't a word, it's "you're"...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21pm

    Yes yes Y-E-S.

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:59pm

    11:38 That can be either

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:50pm

    I totallly agree I hate when dumb ass people try to insult me but they say the wrong thing like what the fuck? Learn how to talk before you say anything

  • Submitted by suuuupppppp on Jan 28, 10 at 12:26am

    I agree with the you're/your bullshit, but uh... bag of douche? A douchebag is not a bag with douche in it. It's a bag you douche with. It also looks and sounds completely stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:31pm

    Tell em.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Rawrlyy on Feb 28, 10 at 10:12am

    Please marry me. Right now.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:57am

    You're a lovely human being. Your linguistic prowess is delicious. If anyone doesn't get it, they're a big douche face and their scrotums shall be hung amongst your trophies in the hall of humour.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 27, 10 at 12:43am

    take some drugs if you're that ocd. the difference between "your" and "you're" doesn't bother me as much as WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:34pm

    Op proved that he or she is inferior to a bag of douche by posting this text. I know how to use English correctly, BUT NOBODY CARES!!!! They don't care if you do either.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:10am

    Thank god. Finally! This is great I correct stupid people all effin day long!

  • 70 98
    Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 22, 10 at 8:22am

    Whoever sent this text is a tool and totally deserving of the bag of douche insult. The text you sent, thinking it was a good comeback, is something people have to fall back on when they can't think of a good enough comeback

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:01pm

    Laine frampton.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:46pm

    WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:34pm

    Lol first

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:08am

    Lol, facebook friendzzz

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:11pm

    Second

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:23pm

    I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS!!!!!! But I usually just don't say anything bc they don't understand

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:07am

    Bianca??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:29am

    First!

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:15am

    I love that nowhere in there was an apostrophe featured. It's still fucking wrong!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:15pm

    People are even texting grammatical corrections? I hate these fuckers.

  • 65 96
    Submitted by BambiBaby25 on Jan 30, 10 at 4:41am

    Reminded me of f.r.i.e.n.d.s. =]\n\nbut seriously AMEN. I hate fucking retards like that. They do our job for us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:44pm

    Classic Friebds episode.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:58pm

    Repost from 919.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 3:34am

    Who gives a shit about proper English on here???

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:24pm

    Scoooore!

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:28pm

    Holy crap I know exactly who this is

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:53pm

    god this samethings been on this website a million times it's getting old start picking some new funny shit we've all seen this before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:32pm

    That is so fucking stupid. Please, if that is all you can say to an insult, get a life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:36am

    You're not youre.. Learn English yourself douchebag

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:56pm

    This has been on here before awhile ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:11pm

    12:49 = dead on. South Tampa Douche

  • 48 87
    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 26, 10 at 7:06am

    Fucking ignorance. Learn how to spell people!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:05pm

    My post was also directed at 12:37 and anyone else who thinks this is a repeat