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  • That shit aggravates me so much. They're, their, and there too. This is 3rd grade shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:19pm
    • I'm a 3rd Grader. Go suck a Cock!

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 2:24pm
      • shut up. GTFO, you don't know what the fuck you're reading. And down on ageism by the way.

        Submitted by Lmod on Aug 5, 10 at 6:40pm
  • I hate the people who say, "I could care less." it is "I couldnt care less" you f-wads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Simply amazing! Good job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:31pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:34am
  • I love this! Good for you....it's always nice to make the other person look dumber than you...whether they deserve it or not :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Thank you. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Let me guess, south tampa, guy harvey wearing, cigar smoking, jimmy buffet blaring, older model chevy tahoe driving with FCA sticker, smug ass punk who thinks they're better than everyone because of daddy's money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:59pm
  • its not that funny.... ive seen better grammar corrections on tfln

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 6, 10 at 5:50am
  • Hahaha @ "that's called a run on bitch"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:27am
  • Amen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:12pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:17am
  • Friends?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:24pm
  • 12:37 is correct. Both 12:37's actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm
  • that's what mothers are for anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:46am
  • I am sick of all the proper grammer texts. Like honestly we get it okay it's not even funny tfln is for drunken/crazy/funny texts not for English lessons!!! Who moderates this crap??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:30pm
  • THANK YOU!!! finally someone gets it!

    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Omgsh . Who Cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:58pm
  • This is my favorite tfln ever! Bravo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28pm
  • 2:00, you're* a retard. This isn't a repose it's just that more than one person who owns a cell phone cares about proper grammar. Sadly, the number isn't much higher than that :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Stick Your English Book up Your ASS!!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 26, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Who gives a shit about proper English on here???

    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 3:34am
  • they forgot a comma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Hey, 12:17 and 12:43. Fuck you guys. This is funny. You are not. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:53am
  • No wonder they called th OP a douche, probably a USF Tampa Douche!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Irony: 5:04 doesn't know that it takes some grammatical prowess to intentionaly plant that many errors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Loving it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Is it not "touché" you fucking bitch? And fuck you, who gives a shit about your proper Grammer and spelling. The meaning behin it is what matters and you know what the meaning was so grow up stop being a prick and fuck your self. That's called a run on bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:17am
  • The douchebag op doesn't know how to use punctuation or capital letters correctly. I could care less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:36pm
  • This is a fucking repost. Mods, are you that stupid? Jesus.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 26, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Thanks for correcting them! There and their is another word that people mix up constantly!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:12am
  • I love the text, but it's virtually a repeat of another text already on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Damn straight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:06am
  • I wonder if the OP gets the irony of his text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:18pm
  • That is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Whoever sent this text is a tool and totally deserving of the bag of douche insult. The text you sent, thinking it was a good comeback, is something people have to fall back on when they can't think of a good enough comeback

    Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Feb 22, 10 at 8:22am
  • 813!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:49pm
  • Amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:28pm
  • So true...

    Submitted by PGG on Jan 26, 10 at 12:05pm
  • Nice catch 6:12;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:39pm
  • 1:24 - so right....that first part is a direct quote from Ross on friends hahaha with Rachel's letter. Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Great stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:25pm
  • FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:18am
  • 1:10 - right on the money. biggest pet peeve..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Get 'em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:59am
  • Thank you!! That drives me NUTS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28pm
  • 12:17 behin? Really? And grammar/spelling pissed a lot of people off because it looks completely ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:28am
  • What's so funny about this text is that even though the person is pretty much being s grammar Nazi, they failed to use proper punctuation and capitalization. Also, the word English is a proper noun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:50pm
  • That is so fucking stupid. Please, if that is all you can say to an insult, get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:32pm
  • People get so lazy with texting, and typing, and grammar in general. I don't even know if there is a point in going to school anymore if people aren't going to use this stuff in the proper way. It aggravates the hell out of me.

    Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 26, 10 at 5:36pm
    • Try using "this stuff" in the proper way yourself... there would be no "and" before "typing" in your first sentence, idiot.

      Submitted by aNoNoMoose on Jan 26, 10 at 5:46pm
  • what a bag of douche to be THAT anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Ya! Their always messin this kinda shits up. Its hella annoying. Its like, hello people, open you're grammar book, turn to it's in dex and look that shit up! People who are unaware of the affect this has on everyone should be left in the dessert to die;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:59am
  • take some drugs if you're that ocd. the difference between "your" and "you're" doesn't bother me as much as WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 27, 10 at 12:43am
  • Owned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Please marry me. Right now.

    Submitted by Rawrlyy on Feb 28, 10 at 10:12am
  • What about ur?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Holy crap I know exactly who this is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:17am
  • It would actually be "proper grammar," not "proper english," besides the fact that English should be capitalized.

    Submitted by Amanda06 on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm
  • AMAZING.

    Submitted by dvscarr on Jan 26, 10 at 12:16pm
  • I'm pretty sure this has been said already. Way to copy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:04pm
  • 1:24 yes! Sorta

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Hell fucking yes. Damn right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Yes!!! So awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:27am
  • youre isn't a word, it's "you're"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Thank god. Finally! This is great I correct stupid people all effin day long!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:10am
  • 1:10 you are wrong!!! But whatever...I could care less

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Repeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Scoooore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Amen! I completely agree. This sounds like something I would say. I mean if you are going to insult me, at least do it properly.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Hahaha. I've said basically the same thong to this chick before. Use the proper words or STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21pm
  • I totallly agree I hate when dumb ass people try to insult me but they say the wrong thing like what the fuck? Learn how to talk before you say anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:50pm
  • this guy has had just about enough of your misuse of grammar thank-you-very-much! ahahaaa lol. its like "come on man, that doesnt even make sense. at least insult me properly!" LOL!!!

    Submitted by breakfast on Jan 27, 10 at 5:38am
  • Omg yes!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:08am
  • Tampa is full of Ed Hardey douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:59pm
  • The guy who wrote this isn't from south Tampa, he's from Lutz, I know him. And he is indeed a HUGE douches bag. Correcting the grammar makes it even truer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:21pm
  • You're not youre.. Learn English yourself douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:36am
  • I love grammar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:07am
  • I love that nowhere in there was an apostrophe featured. It's still fucking wrong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:15am
  • 2:54 - do some research. Altho Oxford dictionary defines it as a colloquialism, most scholors deem it incorrect since it makes no sense. Leaving out the NOT means you do care I some way, shape or form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:06pm
    • god i was thinking the same thing. saying i could care less is correct too.

      Submitted by torque2789 on Jan 27, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Laine frampton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Repeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:09pm
  • C'mon 5:04... I put TEN glaring errors in that comment and you only give me credit for 2 ?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Yeeeeessssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:59am
  • Op proved that he or she is inferior to a bag of douche by posting this text. I know how to use English correctly, BUT NOBODY CARES!!!! They don't care if you do either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:34pm
  • This was a comment on a tfln about 2 weeks ago. Y o u F a i l

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:43pm
  • This has already been done on tfln. Im unimpressed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Reminded me of f.r.i.e.n.d.s. =]\n\nbut seriously AMEN. I hate fucking retards like that. They do our job for us.

    Submitted by BambiBaby25 on Jan 30, 10 at 4:41am
  • Irony: 11:59 has at least two spelling errors while complaining about spelling errors. Ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Finally someone who understands!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:07pm
  • There is only one acception(jk) exception to this.\na) You do not OWN a cellular phone.

    Submitted by SoCalKid on Jan 26, 10 at 4:18pm
  • 11:38 That can be either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Tell em.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:31pm
  • I agree with the you're/your bullshit, but uh... bag of douche? A douchebag is not a bag with douche in it. It's a bag you douche with. It also looks and sounds completely stupid.

    Submitted by suuuupppppp on Jan 28, 10 at 12:26am
  • The grammar Nazis strike again!!! Lmfao

    Submitted by HelloMotto on Oct 10, 10 at 9:58pm
  • Word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:02am
  • Yes yes Y-E-S.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21pm
  • Lol first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Do people still fucking care about this???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:19pm
  • You're a lovely human being. Your linguistic prowess is delicious. If anyone doesn't get it, they're a big douche face and their scrotums shall be hung amongst your trophies in the hall of humour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:57am
  • Ahhh I do this daily. Finally someboy understands!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:52am
  • Thank god someone finally said this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:11pm
  • People are even texting grammatical corrections? I hate these fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Where is the apostraphe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Repost from 919.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:58pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:29am
  • This has been on here before awhile ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Bianca??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:07am
  • This is the best thing I've ever heard! Thank you!!!

    Submitted by hillyeah on Jan 29, 10 at 11:09am
  • Fucking ignorance. Learn how to spell people!

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 26, 10 at 7:06am
  • Lol, facebook friendzzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:08am
  • god this samethings been on this website a million times it's getting old start picking some new funny shit we've all seen this before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:53pm
  • I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS!!!!!! But I usually just don't say anything bc they don't understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:23pm
  • My post was also directed at 12:37 and anyone else who thinks this is a repeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Classic Friebds episode.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:44pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:46pm
  • 12:49 = dead on. South Tampa Douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:11pm
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