I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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Hooray for that British stiff upper lip..."Keep calm and carry on drinking"
He's a British fucker...they say toilet floor and other stupid shit like that
I'm British, if its in a house then it should be bathroom but if its a public toilet, it should be called toilet, since yknow... there's no bath in that room
I love the British
I do the same thing when I'm blacked out, between puking rallys...
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They are british lol so, sure why not call the bathroom a "toilet floor." Have you ever taken care of someone who is completely smashed and in the middle of their drunken nonsense they do something that for two seconds sobers them enough that they have a funny comment? "oh dear" lmao. My friend's sober moment was usually when I was trying to keep her from stripping down "because it's so hot" and she'd look at me and say "dont tell my mother and don't keep
keep evidence" everything else before and after that sentence was slurred nonsense about being too hot and wanting to play in the splash park naked, in the middle of downtown. I'm going to really miss being home for halloween this year, stupid tenntuckey.
In many languages, like real English, German and even Japanese, the room you do your business in is referred to as "the toilet".