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  • 11:08 your retarded comment wasn't funny at all. You're just acting like a kid with downs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:35pm
  • The soviets really need to step up their game, they're going downhill quickly. In soviet russia you get raped? Ok...but how is that a) funny? or b) clever? In soviet Russia, you guys would get out to death for those inferior jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:57am
  • Fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:43pm
  • In soviet Russia hot pocket pays you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:35am
  • In soviet Russia you get raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:34am
  • When you start accepting Cup O Noodles, id seek professional help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:34am
  • Was it an Alabama hot pocket??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:37am
  • Awww he bought your slut ass dinner. I guess it wasn't a random fuck after all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:38am
  • Check the new 98.7 AMP Radio!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:45am
  • You can come play with my hot pocket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:37am
  • In Soviet Russia, hot pocket gets paid for sex with a you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:47am
  • I offered a girl a hot pocket once after sex. In college, that was my 'meal' of choice! I personally prefer ham and cheese. You?

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Feb 4, 10 at 9:36am
  • Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:34pm
  • TOTALLY did this last night.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Your moms going downhill Quickly because I raped her ass and kicked her fat ass off my hill... In soviet Russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:32am
  • You fat bitch. Don't you eat that, call Jenny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:39am
  • I think you just got genital warts and you accepted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:44am
  • In Soviet Russia, a Hot Pocket is legal tender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:56am
  • Now get the fuck out!!!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 4, 10 at 9:47am
  • 510. You're a stupid fuck who doesn't understand humor. Keep your boring fucking comments to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Slowthatup.com/blog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:06pm
  • I'm pretty sure they meant that they got paid with a hot pocket for having sex, not that they got paid to have sex with a hot pocket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:10pm
  • In soviet Russia you get paid with black slaves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:35am
  • Well did he heat up YOUR hot pocket ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:49pm
  • You had sex with a hot pocket? It burns the top of my mouth I couldn't imagine the pain it does to a weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:03pm