Be still, my beating vagina.
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oh clitoris! what light through yonder beaver break?
Tis the yeast, and Vagisil is the drug
Want me to feel your pulse?
How could that possibly be a bad night?
Sounds like an unforgettable night
followed by "out, out, damned spot!"
yeeah san diego!
Be still my throbbing cock
Rey Mysterio, is that you?
Shakespeare must have done some impressive postmortem writing since that phrase originated in the 1700s...
Your vagina has its own cell phone?
To jltc I agree 100% some people's replies are more funny than the actual text haha
This came from my area code... AWESOME
"gapping" would be better'
I believe you mean gaping.
1st, 2nd and 3rd
I'm sorry I just have that effect on woman!
way to take a line from a postal service song and add the word vagina to it. fucking homo
Actually that would be Shakespeare, you "fucking homo".
I really wish you could "thumbs up" other people's replies...
~thumbs ups this reply~