Be still, my beating vagina.
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oh clitoris! what light through yonder beaver break?
Tis the yeast, and Vagisil is the drug
Want me to feel your pulse?
Sounds like an unforgettable night
How could that possibly be a bad night?
followed by "out, out, damned spot!"
Be still my throbbing cock
yeeah san diego!
Shakespeare must have done some impressive postmortem writing since that phrase originated in the 1700s...
Rey Mysterio, is that you?
To jltc I agree 100% some people's replies are more funny than the actual text haha
Your vagina has its own cell phone?
"gapping" would be better'
I believe you mean gaping.
This came from my area code... AWESOME
1st, 2nd and 3rd
I'm sorry I just have that effect on woman!
way to take a line from a postal service song and add the word vagina to it. fucking homo
Actually that would be Shakespeare, you "fucking homo".
I really wish you could "thumbs up" other people's replies...
~thumbs ups this reply~