Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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Apparently this proves that women like being asked about their nipples more than they like flowers
Yeah, thays right. So what about those nipples, and dem tittays!?
Do your nipples go pointy, Bowie? Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Earth?
Oh yeah! I remember you. So how are they doing?
My nipples got hard just reading it!