I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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you gotta follow it up by a "there's no fuckin way" insurance wipe
Well, I never wipe, I just poop in a cup and call one of my girlfriends :)
Yeah, I hate those never ending toilet roll wipes where it feels like half the roll just went down the pipes, gotta flush multiple times so as not to clog it up
ahaha nice reference 8:23
Damn you guys are lucky. Those sound mythical. Every time I poop it's a 7 wipe (minimum) 2 flusher
its like a 10 wipe for me usually
It's more successful when you don't have to wipe at all
It's the little things in life.
Those are my favorite.
are you talking about 2 girls one cup, funny shit man
For me, two or three is incredibly great. I actually solved the problem by using flushable wipes. No more skid marks. But then I learned they aren't flushable, they don't break up, and could screw up the plumbing. Back to paper...sigh.
It's more like only one courtesy flush!!!
Hahahahaha 4.53 I love you
I typically call it a "one-wipe-wonder" but ghost poop may be my new favorite
Clean breakes rock!!!
lucky...that never happens to me.
DUDE I know it such an accomplishment in my day
We call this a wipeless wonder!
Birthday shits are the best!
I thought I was the only one who has discussed this at length before. I feel better now.
I hate those fire poos that are the result of too much Mexican.
8:05, because there was nothing there, meaning u dont even have to check again! Its just the perfect poop
Agreed, very successful!!
I totally read this on the shitter and wiped my ass. One single solitary time. Epic win.
Good poop, very good
809 ... i feel like you and i would have so much to talk about
omg i loove the ghost poos!! i hate the ones where u wie 4 ages n when u finally done u relize u hav more : (
even better when you wipe and there's nothing there!
i agree with the previous statement
How would you know If u had to wipe until u wipe?
Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.
I still miss Jeff
I call it a "clean sweep"
Gotta eat more fruits and veggies for those no wipers
How could anyone thumbs-down this?
5:39 cause there is nothing there the first time you wipe
AMEN! This is so true!
1:19 i am a female n i loove a good poo convo, i rate them highly
Do it twice for good measure.
1:19- so do I!! Everyone does it y not discuss it this txt made me laugh(: love it
The "ghost poop" and the one-wipe poop are the same thing. Nobody walks away from the pot without one swipe for inspection. You're only as good as your first clean swipe. Sometimes that may be on the first swipe...we call that Nirvana.
I consider it a succesful poop when the pile of poo isn't high enough to touch my sagging grapes.
That my good friend... Is called a "God Poop"
I like to call the ghost poop the impossible fire hose. And that is definitely the best kind.
how would you know if you only had to wipe once? i mean youd have to wipe a second time to really find out for sure otherwise youre just playing guessing games with your butt.
Who only wipes once ?ur gross..... Check ur pants for skid marks
That is a successful poop
I consider it sucessfull when i dont make the watee overflow.
oh wow that sucks. I wipe once and its gone, usually.
just jacked off twice
it's a trap.
soon as you relax your ass muscles later in the day, you'll have a surprise waiting for you in the seat of your drawers.
I feel Its a successful poop when you don't have to wipe at all lol.
8:23...thats fucked up.
whats a birthday shit?
a ghost poo is not the same as a no wipe (called confident) dump. a ghost poo is when you shit and the turd slides down the hole and you look down and its gone. a confident dump is when you shit and just get up and be confident that your butthole is clean. so just clearing it up, theyre not the same thing, though similar
7:25, bestt ever. because I hate it when I have to wipe 2 or 3 times before it is all gone. its ridiculous.
In soviet russia you must wipe twice
agreed with the amen dude
The ghost poop is a scary mythological poop that frequents me quite often and leaves me wondering what I have been doing for the past 5 minutes. Usually taking the biggest dump of the week I wipe and there is nothing...I look down and there is nothing but water....
Called a miracle shit!
Did I do good? You're the one that really made the poos in the tub but I told him I was the one that made the poos in the tub
Allow a female to point out the obvious...there are very likely NO women posting to this text lol.
This is kinda gross. Even when you just use 1, you gotta wipe again just to make sure.
single solitary and epic win in one sentence?
I second the previous entry. U know it was a job well pooped when tp isn't necessary.
Those are the best poops
7:25PM that's exactly what i was thinking!! best ever
Hahaha 1:52 I absolutely hate that
Omg I do the same thing
Ha yes the clean sweep!