I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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you gotta follow it up by a "there's no fuckin way" insurance wipe
Yeah, I hate those never ending toilet roll wipes where it feels like half the roll just went down the pipes, gotta flush multiple times so as not to clog it up
Those are my favorite.
ahaha nice reference 8:23
Damn you guys are lucky. Those sound mythical. Every time I poop it's a 7 wipe (minimum) 2 flusher
its like a 10 wipe for me usually
It's more successful when you don't have to wipe at all
It's the little things in life.
Well, I never wipe, I just poop in a cup and call one of my girlfriends :)
DUDE I know it such an accomplishment in my day
It's more like only one courtesy flush!!!
Birthday shits are the best!
lucky...that never happens to me.
8:05, because there was nothing there, meaning u dont even have to check again! Its just the perfect poop
Agreed, very successful!!
For me, two or three is incredibly great. I actually solved the problem by using flushable wipes. No more skid marks. But then I learned they aren't flushable, they don't break up, and could screw up the plumbing. Back to paper...sigh.
I hate those fire poos that are the result of too much Mexican.
Good poop, very good
I totally read this on the shitter and wiped my ass. One single solitary time. Epic win.
Hahahahaha 4.53 I love you
I thought I was the only one who has discussed this at length before. I feel better now.
omg i loove the ghost poos!! i hate the ones where u wie 4 ages n when u finally done u relize u hav more : (
are you talking about 2 girls one cup, funny shit man
Clean breakes rock!!!
How could anyone thumbs-down this?
Gotta eat more fruits and veggies for those no wipers
AMEN! This is so true!
Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.
That my good friend... Is called a "God Poop"
I still miss Jeff
i agree with the previous statement
I call it a "clean sweep"
809 ... i feel like you and i would have so much to talk about
We call this a wipeless wonder!
I like to call the ghost poop the impossible fire hose. And that is definitely the best kind.
I typically call it a "one-wipe-wonder" but ghost poop may be my new favorite
even better when you wipe and there's nothing there!
5:39 cause there is nothing there the first time you wipe
How would you know If u had to wipe until u wipe?
1:19 i am a female n i loove a good poo convo, i rate them highly
The "ghost poop" and the one-wipe poop are the same thing. Nobody walks away from the pot without one swipe for inspection. You're only as good as your first clean swipe. Sometimes that may be on the first swipe...we call that Nirvana.
1:19- so do I!! Everyone does it y not discuss it this txt made me laugh(: love it
That is a successful poop
just jacked off twice
it's a trap.
soon as you relax your ass muscles later in the day, you'll have a surprise waiting for you in the seat of your drawers.
In soviet russia you must wipe twice
I feel Its a successful poop when you don't have to wipe at all lol.
I consider it sucessfull when i dont make the watee overflow.
how would you know if you only had to wipe once? i mean youd have to wipe a second time to really find out for sure otherwise youre just playing guessing games with your butt.
Do it twice for good measure.
I consider it a succesful poop when the pile of poo isn't high enough to touch my sagging grapes.
oh wow that sucks. I wipe once and its gone, usually.
Called a miracle shit!
7:25, bestt ever. because I hate it when I have to wipe 2 or 3 times before it is all gone. its ridiculous.
agreed with the amen dude
Who only wipes once ?ur gross..... Check ur pants for skid marks
The ghost poop is a scary mythological poop that frequents me quite often and leaves me wondering what I have been doing for the past 5 minutes. Usually taking the biggest dump of the week I wipe and there is nothing...I look down and there is nothing but water....
Allow a female to point out the obvious...there are very likely NO women posting to this text lol.
This is kinda gross. Even when you just use 1, you gotta wipe again just to make sure.
8:23...thats fucked up.
Did I do good? You're the one that really made the poos in the tub but I told him I was the one that made the poos in the tub
single solitary and epic win in one sentence?
whats a birthday shit?
Those are the best poops
a ghost poo is not the same as a no wipe (called confident) dump. a ghost poo is when you shit and the turd slides down the hole and you look down and its gone. a confident dump is when you shit and just get up and be confident that your butthole is clean. so just clearing it up, theyre not the same thing, though similar
Hahaha 1:52 I absolutely hate that
Omg I do the same thing
Ha yes the clean sweep!
7:25PM that's exactly what i was thinking!! best ever
I second the previous entry. U know it was a job well pooped when tp isn't necessary.