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  • 93 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:25pm

    even better when you wipe and there's nothing there!

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:53am

    you gotta follow it up by a "there's no fuckin way" insurance wipe

  • 86 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    Damn you guys are lucky. Those sound mythical. Every time I poop it's a 7 wipe (minimum) 2 flusher

    • 47 61
      Submitted by woodcuttingman on Jan 13, 11 at 8:11pm

      its like a 10 wipe for me usually

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:47am

    DUDE I know it such an accomplishment in my day

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:39pm

    Those are my favorite.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:48pm

    ahaha nice reference 8:23

  • 63 55
    Submitted by woodcuttingman on Jan 13, 11 at 8:10pm

    i agree with the previous statement

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:40pm

    I typically call it a "one-wipe-wonder" but ghost poop may be my new favorite

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:15pm

    Birthday shits are the best!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:03am

    We call this a wipeless wonder!

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:46am

    Hahahahaha 4.53 I love you

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:22pm

    Clean breakes rock!!!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:23pm

    Well, I never wipe, I just poop in a cup and call one of my girlfriends :) 

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:46am

    It's more successful when you don't have to wipe at all

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:16pm

    The "ghost poop" and the one-wipe poop are the same thing. Nobody walks away from the pot without one swipe for inspection. You're only as good as your first clean swipe. Sometimes that may be on the first swipe...we call that Nirvana.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:40pm

    Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:27pm

    I consider it sucessfull when i dont make the watee overflow.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:16am

    just jacked off twice

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:52am

    Yeah, I hate those never ending toilet roll wipes where it feels like half the roll just went down the pipes, gotta flush multiple times so as not to clog it up

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Dr_Strangeglove on May 24, 10 at 3:38am

    For me, two or three is incredibly great. I actually solved the problem by using flushable wipes. No more skid marks. But then I learned they aren't flushable, they don't break up, and could screw up the plumbing. Back to paper...sigh.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:07pm

    8:05, because there was nothing there, meaning u dont even have to check again! Its just the perfect poop

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    Gotta eat more fruits and veggies for those no wipers

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:07am

    How could anyone thumbs-down this?

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:59pm

    oh wow that sucks. I wipe once and its gone, usually.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by brettersson on Mar 25, 10 at 4:03pm

    True dat

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:49pm

    I totally read this on the shitter and wiped my ass. One single solitary time. Epic win.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:39am

    how would you know if you only had to wipe once? i mean youd have to wipe a second time to really find out for sure otherwise youre just playing guessing games with your butt.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:37am

    a ghost poo is not the same as a no wipe (called confident) dump. a ghost poo is when you shit and the turd slides down the hole and you look down and its gone. a confident dump is when you shit and just get up and be confident that your butthole is clean. so just clearing it up, theyre not the same thing, though similar

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:25pm

    It's more like only one courtesy flush!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:27pm

    are you talking about 2 girls one cup, funny shit man

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:41pm

    I thought I was the only one who has discussed this at length before. I feel better now.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:13pm

    Good poop, very good

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:54am

    1:19- so do I!! Everyone does it y not discuss it this txt made me laugh(: love it

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:59am

    This is kinda gross. Even when you just use 1, you gotta wipe again just to make sure.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    It's the little things in life.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by iAmOdd on May 20, 11 at 3:45am

    Do it twice for good measure.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:29pm

    lucky...that never happens to me.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:09pm

    omg i loove the ghost poos!! i hate the ones where u wie 4 ages n when u finally done u relize u hav more : (

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:43pm

    Ha yes the clean sweep!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:45pm

    agreed with the amen dude

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:34pm

    I like to call the ghost poop the impossible fire hose. And that is definitely the best kind.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:36pm

    809 ... i feel like you and i would have so much to talk about

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    Agreed, very successful!!

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am

    Did I do good? You're the one that really made the poos in the tub but I told him I was the one that made the poos in the tub

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:40pm

    7:25, bestt ever. because I hate it when I have to wipe 2 or 3 times before it is all gone. its ridiculous.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:11pm

    I hate those fire poos that are the result of too much Mexican.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:37pm

    I feel Its a successful poop when you don't have to wipe at all lol.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:01pm

    5:39 cause there is nothing there the first time you wipe

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:50pm

    That is a successful poop

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am

    I call it a "clean sweep"

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:36pm

    How would you know If u had to wipe until u wipe?

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:28pm

    Called a miracle shit!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:17pm

    AMEN! This is so true!

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:47pm

    Who only wipes once ?ur gross..... Check ur pants for skid marks

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:18pm

    whats a birthday shit?

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:27pm

    single solitary and epic win in one sentence? douche overload.

  • 57 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    it's a trap. soon as you relax your ass muscles later in the day, you'll have a surprise waiting for you in the seat of your drawers.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    In soviet russia you must wipe twice

  • 27 40
    Submitted by roachinabong on Jan 11, 12 at 2:19pm

    Those are the best poops

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:50am

    Omg I do the same thing

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:26pm

    8:23...thats fucked up.

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:25pm

    I still miss Jeff :'(

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:49am

    Hahaha 1:52 I absolutely hate that

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:19am

    Allow a female to point out the obvious...there are very likely NO women posting to this text lol.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:38am

    1:19 i am a female n i loove a good poo convo, i rate them highly

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:11pm

    I consider it a succesful poop when the pile of poo isn't high enough to touch my sagging grapes.

  • 51 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:07pm

    The ghost poop is a scary mythological poop that frequents me quite often and leaves me wondering what I have been doing for the past 5 minutes. Usually taking the biggest dump of the week I wipe and there is nothing...I look down and there is nothing but water....

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:08pm

    That my good friend... Is called a "God Poop"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:08pm

    7:25PM that's exactly what i was thinking!! best ever

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:43pm

    I second the previous entry. U know it was a job well pooped when tp isn't necessary.