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  • you gotta follow it up by a "there's no fuckin way" insurance wipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:53am
  • Well, I never wipe, I just poop in a cup and call one of my girlfriends :) 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Yeah, I hate those never ending toilet roll wipes where it feels like half the roll just went down the pipes, gotta flush multiple times so as not to clog it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:52am
  • ahaha nice reference 8:23

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Damn you guys are lucky. Those sound mythical. Every time I poop it's a 7 wipe (minimum) 2 flusher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • It's more successful when you don't have to wipe at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:46am
  • It's the little things in life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Those are my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:39pm
  • are you talking about 2 girls one cup, funny shit man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:27pm
  • For me, two or three is incredibly great. I actually solved the problem by using flushable wipes. No more skid marks. But then I learned they aren't flushable, they don't break up, and could screw up the plumbing. Back to paper...sigh.

    Submitted by Dr_Strangeglove on May 24, 10 at 3:38am
  • It's more like only one courtesy flush!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Hahahahaha 4.53 I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:46am
  • I typically call it a "one-wipe-wonder" but ghost poop may be my new favorite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Clean breakes rock!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:22pm
  • lucky...that never happens to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:29pm
  • DUDE I know it such an accomplishment in my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:47am
  • We call this a wipeless wonder!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:03am
  • Birthday shits are the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I thought I was the only one who has discussed this at length before. I feel better now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:41pm
  • I hate those fire poos that are the result of too much Mexican.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:11pm
  • 8:05, because there was nothing there, meaning u dont even have to check again! Its just the perfect poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Agreed, very successful!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:21pm
  • I totally read this on the shitter and wiped my ass. One single solitary time. Epic win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Good poop, very good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 809 ... i feel like you and i would have so much to talk about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:36pm
  • omg i loove the ghost poos!! i hate the ones where u wie 4 ages n when u finally done u relize u hav more : (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:09pm
  • even better when you wipe and there's nothing there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:25pm
  • i agree with the previous statement

    Submitted by woodcuttingman on Jan 13, 11 at 8:10pm
  • How would you know If u had to wipe until u wipe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:40pm
  • I still miss Jeff :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:25pm
  • True dat

    Submitted by brettersson on Mar 25, 10 at 4:03pm
  • I call it a "clean sweep"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am
  • Gotta eat more fruits and veggies for those no wipers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:34pm
  • How could anyone thumbs-down this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:07am
  • 5:39 cause there is nothing there the first time you wipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:01pm
  • AMEN! This is so true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:17pm
  • 1:19 i am a female n i loove a good poo convo, i rate them highly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:38am
  • Do it twice for good measure.

    Submitted by iAmOdd on May 20, 11 at 3:45am
  • 1:19- so do I!! Everyone does it y not discuss it this txt made me laugh(: love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:54am
  • The "ghost poop" and the one-wipe poop are the same thing. Nobody walks away from the pot without one swipe for inspection. You're only as good as your first clean swipe. Sometimes that may be on the first swipe...we call that Nirvana.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I consider it a succesful poop when the pile of poo isn't high enough to touch my sagging grapes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:11pm
  • That my good friend... Is called a "God Poop"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:08pm
  • I like to call the ghost poop the impossible fire hose. And that is definitely the best kind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:34pm
  • how would you know if you only had to wipe once? i mean youd have to wipe a second time to really find out for sure otherwise youre just playing guessing games with your butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:39am
  • Who only wipes once ?ur gross..... Check ur pants for skid marks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:47pm
  • That is a successful poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I consider it sucessfull when i dont make the watee overflow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:27pm
  • oh wow that sucks. I wipe once and its gone, usually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:59pm
  • just jacked off twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:16am
  • it's a trap. soon as you relax your ass muscles later in the day, you'll have a surprise waiting for you in the seat of your drawers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:04pm
  • I feel Its a successful poop when you don't have to wipe at all lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:37pm
  • 8:23...thats fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:26pm
  • whats a birthday shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:18pm
  • a ghost poo is not the same as a no wipe (called confident) dump. a ghost poo is when you shit and the turd slides down the hole and you look down and its gone. a confident dump is when you shit and just get up and be confident that your butthole is clean. so just clearing it up, theyre not the same thing, though similar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:37am
  • 7:25, bestt ever. because I hate it when I have to wipe 2 or 3 times before it is all gone. its ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:40pm
  • In soviet russia you must wipe twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:11pm
  • agreed with the amen dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:45pm
  • The ghost poop is a scary mythological poop that frequents me quite often and leaves me wondering what I have been doing for the past 5 minutes. Usually taking the biggest dump of the week I wipe and there is nothing...I look down and there is nothing but water....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Called a miracle shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Did I do good? You're the one that really made the poos in the tub but I told him I was the one that made the poos in the tub

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:10am
  • Allow a female to point out the obvious...there are very likely NO women posting to this text lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:19am
  • This is kinda gross. Even when you just use 1, you gotta wipe again just to make sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:59am
  • single solitary and epic win in one sentence? douche overload.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:27pm
  • I second the previous entry. U know it was a job well pooped when tp isn't necessary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Those are the best poops

    Submitted by roachinabong on Jan 11, 12 at 2:19pm
  • 7:25PM that's exactly what i was thinking!! best ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Hahaha 1:52 I absolutely hate that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:49am
  • Omg I do the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:50am
  • Ha yes the clean sweep!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:43pm
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