I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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you gotta follow it up by a "there's no fuckin way" insurance wipe
Well, I never wipe, I just poop in a cup and call one of my girlfriends :)
ahaha nice reference 8:23
Yeah, I hate those never ending toilet roll wipes where it feels like half the roll just went down the pipes, gotta flush multiple times so as not to clog it up
Damn you guys are lucky. Those sound mythical. Every time I poop it's a 7 wipe (minimum) 2 flusher
its like a 10 wipe for me usually
Those are my favorite.
Hahahahaha 4.53 I love you
It's more successful when you don't have to wipe at all
are you talking about 2 girls one cup, funny shit man
It's the little things in life.
For me, two or three is incredibly great. I actually solved the problem by using flushable wipes. No more skid marks. But then I learned they aren't flushable, they don't break up, and could screw up the plumbing. Back to paper...sigh.
It's more like only one courtesy flush!!!
Clean breakes rock!!!
DUDE I know it such an accomplishment in my day
lucky...that never happens to me.
We call this a wipeless wonder!
I typically call it a "one-wipe-wonder" but ghost poop may be my new favorite
Birthday shits are the best!
I hate those fire poos that are the result of too much Mexican.
even better when you wipe and there's nothing there!
8:05, because there was nothing there, meaning u dont even have to check again! Its just the perfect poop
I thought I was the only one who has discussed this at length before. I feel better now.
Agreed, very successful!!
I totally read this on the shitter and wiped my ass. One single solitary time. Epic win.
omg i loove the ghost poos!! i hate the ones where u wie 4 ages n when u finally done u relize u hav more : (
Wow Brandon Hess. Your dumb.
Good poop, very good
809 ... i feel like you and i would have so much to talk about
i agree with the previous statement
How would you know If u had to wipe until u wipe?
I still miss Jeff
I call it a "clean sweep"
Gotta eat more fruits and veggies for those no wipers
How could anyone thumbs-down this?
5:39 cause there is nothing there the first time you wipe
1:19 i am a female n i loove a good poo convo, i rate them highly
AMEN! This is so true!
Do it twice for good measure.
The "ghost poop" and the one-wipe poop are the same thing. Nobody walks away from the pot without one swipe for inspection. You're only as good as your first clean swipe. Sometimes that may be on the first swipe...we call that Nirvana.
1:19- so do I!! Everyone does it y not discuss it this txt made me laugh(: love it
I feel Its a successful poop when you don't have to wipe at all lol.
That is a successful poop
That my good friend... Is called a "God Poop"
Who only wipes once ?ur gross..... Check ur pants for skid marks
just jacked off twice
I like to call the ghost poop the impossible fire hose. And that is definitely the best kind.
how would you know if you only had to wipe once? i mean youd have to wipe a second time to really find out for sure otherwise youre just playing guessing games with your butt.
I consider it sucessfull when i dont make the watee overflow.
oh wow that sucks. I wipe once and its gone, usually.
it's a trap.
soon as you relax your ass muscles later in the day, you'll have a surprise waiting for you in the seat of your drawers.
I consider it a succesful poop when the pile of poo isn't high enough to touch my sagging grapes.
8:23...thats fucked up.
whats a birthday shit?
a ghost poo is not the same as a no wipe (called confident) dump. a ghost poo is when you shit and the turd slides down the hole and you look down and its gone. a confident dump is when you shit and just get up and be confident that your butthole is clean. so just clearing it up, theyre not the same thing, though similar
7:25, bestt ever. because I hate it when I have to wipe 2 or 3 times before it is all gone. its ridiculous.
In soviet russia you must wipe twice
agreed with the amen dude
The ghost poop is a scary mythological poop that frequents me quite often and leaves me wondering what I have been doing for the past 5 minutes. Usually taking the biggest dump of the week I wipe and there is nothing...I look down and there is nothing but water....
Called a miracle shit!
Did I do good? You're the one that really made the poos in the tub but I told him I was the one that made the poos in the tub
Allow a female to point out the obvious...there are very likely NO women posting to this text lol.
This is kinda gross. Even when you just use 1, you gotta wipe again just to make sure.
single solitary and epic win in one sentence?
Those are the best poops
I second the previous entry. U know it was a job well pooped when tp isn't necessary.
7:25PM that's exactly what i was thinking!! best ever
Omg I do the same thing
Hahaha 1:52 I absolutely hate that
Ha yes the clean sweep!