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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 25, 11 at 10:10am

    You're supposed to drink the pina coladas with your other set of lips. Lemme guess, your mouth still tastes like dick?

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    Submitted by thatgirlally on Jun 26, 11 at 2:04am

    winning.

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    Submitted by SolidusR on Jun 25, 11 at 9:50am

    Ufffff I'm glad you said coconut, because If your vagina smelled like "Mofongo" I would have said...get yourself checked immediately.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jun 26, 11 at 6:00am

    That would be so freaking awesome. I love the smell of coconut.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jun 25, 11 at 9:45am

    Were you raped by a coconut? Did you press charges?

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    Submitted by briannaaaaaahhhh on Jun 25, 11 at 9:20am

    Nine days later, it still does...I'm so going back. It's delightful.

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    Submitted by ymshady on Nov 1, 11 at 3:12pm

    in soviet Russia coconut smells like vagina

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    Submitted by mothaclucka on Jun 26, 11 at 12:58am

    ur not complaining r u?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 26, 11 at 7:59am

    And your ass like banana?

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    Submitted by Jmholland on Jun 25, 11 at 5:58pm

    now I want to go to Puerto Rico

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    Submitted by likeahoss on Jun 25, 11 at 1:24pm

    At least your as$hole doesn't taste like coconut. Or does it?

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    Submitted by name187 on Jun 26, 11 at 9:58am

    better than fish

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 25, 12 at 8:55pm

    Should be easy for a guy to eat you out then.

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    Submitted by sullysoarous on Jun 27, 11 at 8:49pm

    what i want to know is how do you know it still smells like coconut?