Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
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They would, people from Seattle are a bunch of IDIOTS!
Too many fucking hipsters in this city.
Can I hit you in the boob?
usually I hit myself in the boob instead... not that that's a lot better...
Been there done that.
why it is so important to rip that thing off when drunk... i'll never know, but i'll do it again.
Awww 206....at least we are honest about what happens to us! ;-)
been there... done that.
Im a chick, last time i ripped off a wristband drunk i cut my face with my bigass ring and gave myself a black eye... now i wait until morning.
I once opened an envelope the wrong way up and a hardback book dropped out onto my balls.
HAHAHAHAHA, i did the same thing and bled all over a girls appt. drunk...
the best post i've read yet!!!
That post actually made me LOL.. which is totally awful considering I'm at work and our office was dead quiet.
HAHAHA best mental picture!
totally done that lol
did that once. also was wearing a ring... hit myself in the lip.
haha, i've done that before!
People from Seattle are rad as fuck so haters can go shove it.
similar story: guy was playing 40 hands and finished and was untaping the 40 and when he finished it smacked him in the mouth and he chipped his tooth. It happens.
That's so fuckin awesome. I'm sure that would happen to me
haha my husband cut his off with a pocket knife and sliced himself pretty good on the side oh his nose right in the crease. almost went all the way through. i cant decide which is funnier the actual incident or the fact that he was completely sober...