I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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hahahhah awesommeee honestly if a guy said that to me in a bar id be pretty amused and reconsider shit.
u just know he got the girl
Well done. Proud to share an area code with you.
That would work on me...I'd accept a drink from him.
This is so old, I heard this like a year ago.
yay! you said "per se"! you know how to spell it! you're not a fucking retard! nice to meet you... per se.
too bad you stole that from a pick up line website
this is from can i tap that...
Omg thts awesome hahahaa:D
i like how you people find this funny but can't appreciate a good q-tip ear swab....
That's some funny shit lol
smooth, that would win me over!
First of all girls, stop being so crazy. Its girls like you that make me work so hard to not be insane naturally. This was funny and its just lighthearted so all you who got offended to this take a step back and laugh at it because you should be smart enough not to look for love in a bar.
I've actually gotten that comment before. It was pretty clever.
i would totally make out with you after you said that to me.
I think she said "I have a boyfriend" to get you to up the ante and see how bad you wanted to get into her pants. Bitches are needy
My brother said the same thing
Me too 6:46, a drink is a drink!
LMAO! One of the best!
I don't see how this could have been on icarly.
I hope the dude who said this is BUKU sexy
haha that's too good!
I feel proud to be a fellow 203.
I've seen this so many times....fake.
I feel like I've heard this before. Like it was a joke from somewhere. Not so original. But still funny. :).
you're a fucking idiot.
I love all the dumb bitches on here that claim all the shit they would have done to a guy if he was to say this to one of them. None of you would do shit - shut the fuck up.
Anyway, one of the best texts on this site.
Thanks for ruining that pickup line for every guy that knew it before it was posted on here.
i swear i had made that up about a year and a half ago.... and it was in a bar too wtf
so, you went home and jerked off
Quotation marks people! Quotation marks!
Who cares if its been said before? I don't believe for one second that everyone else on here uses a different, original, and personally crafted pickup line on every girl they meet.
its a funny line, but, the reason she said "i have a bf" was bc she didnt want to talk to you, free drink or not. sorry dude. a secret about women-sometimes we say that when we want a guy to go away (weather we actually have one or not). but a free drink is a free drink.
Learn how to spell bitch
you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor
Either this is my best friend or he ripped this off of someone but fuck rob! Bahahahah
this is from can i tap that. google it.
Made reading this site worth it. finally.
I used the line at a club for a chick visiting in from Sacramento to LA. Perfect.
Lets be honest people... reactions to that statement would depend on how hot that guy was...
10:08 you are a huggeee whore.
Holy shit haha that's just awsome...
This is a facebook like page. . . . Way to be original. . . .
Nice! That would probably work on me...
if some guy said this to me, I'd let him buy me drink, plus some
Ha ha you are my hero
I love it, I'd let you buy me a drink...
I find it hilarious. Original or not. I laughed ridiculously when I read it. I'd have let him buy me the drink. Witty.
Stop saying epic, fags
I just swooned<3 god bless connecticut.
thank you 10:19. ladies, you don't have to go home with a guy that says that to you, but you don't have to be condescending little bitches about it either (especially if your dumbass doesn't even know how to use proper grammar). that shit is funny whether you want to admit it or not.
... That one'd probably work on me :-P
1:36 yeah omg it's such a win!! An epic win! Bc it was so epic! God damn it get a better fucking vocabulary you sound like such a fucking tool
I wanna meet this guy
Genius. Pure genius.
this is like a common joke, and is obviously fake. like, who says "replied" in a text?
yeah, not original but still quality
well done. one of the best yet
Isnt that from a childs tv show???
you so stole that from mock the week. win!
I'm gonna use that.
Thats a good ass line hope it worked haa
Hahahaha!!!! GUD ONE
Dont say you didn't steal it, it's word for word stolen. Still funny, just don't act like you came up with it by coincidence.
If a girl falls for this hope you are just hitting it for a booty call, cuz if shed leave her BF for you, whats to stop her from doing the same with u.
I'd laugh. But I wouldn't go out with the guy.
THIS WAS ON ICARLY hahaha\n\n it doesn't sound as funny typed out
Hey 10:08... No shit Sherlock it's called a joke... And that's why you'll never have a date lol
chill out 7:18
i wouldnt fuck him still, but its funny
Thanks for the great line, maybe I'll get to use it this weekend
if someone said this to me, i would probably at lease make out with you.
I like this but it's from a movie brotha!!!!
This is amazing.
Bahahaha thats fucking funny.
Fucking epic dude, teach me.
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make myself the center of attention but I'm 99% sure I'm the girl. Unless this same exact thing happened twice.
hahahahahahahah I love this
And if youre wondering why its because going from what you said, you think its perfectly normal to show off your body if a guy has good looks or money. AND THEN you decided to act like your smart by posting your whorely words on this feed, as if whores have the rational thought ability to conversate with real people.
hahah Im a girl and still thought this was funny.
if a guy said this to me and I had a boyfriend, he would be my new boyfriend
good sense of humor is a must
If some one said that to me i would be like "ok so my moms dead my bros dead and my dad soesnt give a shit"
That's the funniest thing ever. Did she go for it?
I bought my teacher a drink when I stuk the dildo up her butt
Fuckin awesome ha ha just made my night !!!
who cares where it's from? its fucking awesome
My friend used this after seeing the text. He's datin the chick now.
Yeah that wouldbe charming enough for me to reconsider my situation ; )
All the people that are talking about canitapthat...you do realize this could be the same person on both sites, right? Doesn't mean it's stolen or anything.
Dude...that was BEAST
You are almost my new idol
Drinks at a bar : $10
Cab home :$15
Having a pickup line that actually works: priceless
Lol hope u got play for that line it genius
I'm sorry, but she was being polite. iIt's funny, but you're an ass.
I'd have accepted the drink, and then thrown it in your face.
Also, if you wouldn't want a girlfriend of yours sleeping around, don't hit on the girlfriends of others.
Better than her giving you her boyfriends number after you asked for hers... Because you were douchy enough to buy her a drink after she already said she had a boyfriend.
1. Excellent line, I will use it.
2. I've had better success after getting them to buy me a drink. Plus it's cheaper.
You asked a girl to by her a drink? I guess she doesn't like going girl on girl.
w/e it's from, doesn't matter. it's funny. most people tend to use lines from tv shows/movies/etc anyway. oh, and boyfriend or not, a free drink is a free drink. hahaha.
so...you may be my dream man. im glad im from your area, ill keep hoping forever <3 haaa
It's stolen from canitapthat, so you should be thanking the guy who put it on their site not this dickhead.
Dude, it doesn't matter if he got the line or not. Most people get at least most of what they say from someone else. It's call learned and adding to your vocabulary. And even if it wasn't original, it was still a good line! Stop being a dick.
This is a 'like' on Facebook... Jusss sayin'
That's really old. But still really funny
Fake!! Taken from some pickup line website or app.
After that I would be saying What Boyfriend?
Awesome. Just awesome.
In the immortal words of Strong Bad, "And best of luck to you."
hahahah , so dece
wow way to steal other people's shit\nso effing fake.
This isn't a tfln. I've heard this so many times
Fuckin stole that line
this is ed byrne's joke, except he used a dog and not a goldfish
hah definitely had a guy use this on me..when referring to me sucking his dick..
Omg!!! I love that we have the same area code <333
That's super epic shit
I would so let you put your weiner in my mouth 7:05.
people take these jokes way to personally.
(point) it was a great line
it may not be original.. but wen u see it for the first time, its still hilarious.
this is so ill
Best one ever! Yeaaa buddy
I would so let this guy buy me a drink. Just for a line that made me laugh. Ha
Gotta write that down lol
You know dude is fucking gross if a lady won't even let him buy her a drink.
im using this, just unreal
Gotta chicks number and fucked her using this line!!!! Thank you so much
"I have a boyfriend" is the polite way of saying "get away from me you creep."
Plenty of girls would accept an offer for a drink, regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not. If she says straight up that she has a boyfriend, you need to take a hint!
Not always. A lot of girls feel guilty just bcause they talk to another human being with a penise. If you open up with this kind of line she'll know that the situation is light hearted. And there's a lot less pressure. It's not like they HAVE to fuck the guy.
i wish i could like ur comment its all in good fun who gives a shit
Lol that's good!
ok, judging from how many girls left good comments on this, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is a good line. thank you.
old pick up line is old... surprise it a fucking douche bag from my state!
Shoulda said bring him along I will fuck him to
Who are these girls that keep saying that would work on me. I mean really? Can i just ask to fuck you while your bf watches, cause to be honest unless you look like brad Pitt and fuck like Peter north I don't believe that cheesy line would work on any girl. (unless your fat and or ugly)
That fucking just made my day.
you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor
i'm a girl. thats pretty hot. i might have to re-evaluate my relationship
Aw.... Goldfish matter!!!
Male equivalent of me.
We must become friends.
this is from the can i tap that website.
Lol gotta use it 1 day
wtf- a guy used this one on me last night on rebalride!! \ncopy right that shit.
Boyfriends are speedbumps
i may have been that girl
I used this this line and got it in the sack afterwards. Id say it was a good night.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?\nHer: I have a boyfriend!\nMe: And I have a goldfish.\nHer: What?\nMe: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter\nwww.canitapthat.com/index.php?taps
I had a guy tell me this. :)
thank you 11:02 thank you so very much
That right there is awesome!
Definetely using this line in the future
What a beast reply
Your my idol hahahaha
This is on god damn tshirts lame
you make me proud to be a man.
mind over matter, if she don't mind her boyfriend don't matter.
i used this line, it was amazing! thanks!
screen high five!
OMG! You are my hero. Thats fucking epic.
Nice job coming up with an original....bs
This for sure Means bussiness in my world.
And the more unaffected by it the better off you'll be.
Wow Can I Tap That is the worst website I've ever seen...TLFN look what you have done
I've actually used this before and kept a straight face doing it
This ones pretty good
Deff my newest pickup line
So! Sick! What game
FTW = FOR THE WIN OR FUCK THE WORLD
HAHA this is epic. I think I may love you.. :p
<3 makes me laugh every time i read this! bahaha.
Omg that's funnnnnnny shit
LMFAO!! hahahaha so funny!!!!!
Best recovery ever
You could not represent our area code any better than that text.
Omg thats sex right there
Hey mister i have game!!
teach me oh great one
my friend told this to me....just sayin
Woww this is amazing
but i have to say i would never let that line work on me lol
Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you can't score bro
at least the girl didn't just try to swindle you for free drinks all night aanddd then drop the oh i have a boyfriend line...
hahaha idk if this was mine...im from danbury...but i use it all the time...ive never had a bad response. most girls laugh and then go ahead and get a drink or dance wth me haha. it breaks the ice...
Haha, I tried this once and the girl asked me, "you read that one too?" she then proceeded to
hahahahha! thats so funny
It's funny but if you don't want your girlfriend sleeping around, don't hit on other people's girls. It's karma.
very true, chance has used this line for multiple weeks now.
9:48 has a tiny penis
omg I love you... marry me....
Efrain way to steel from other people!!
next time try something original, douchebag.
I did take her home that night
Hell yeah thats funny as hell
That's from facebook
best pickup line. hands down.
i am saying this someday. this is amazing.
Just remember....you will lose her just like you got her......
705 that's pretty much the best thing ever, id let you and the guy who posted this into my pants anyday. my boyfriend sucks anyway.
lmaooo. i just peed a little.
i love the snarkiness of it! I mean, it wouldn've have WORKED per se but its still quite clever.
that is just friggin' awesome!!!!!!
This was on MLIA
This is awesome u have balls my friend!!!
Why the fuck do people get so damn angry!?\nSo what if a line has been used before, I challenge you to come up with a highly original line that actually does work.\nYes, this line does work too.
You just took that from Canitapthat.. ya real original buddy
same thing was posted on another website.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
This is an old, old, old concept, but it's not so unique that it had to have been "stolen" from someone else.
When I first heard it, the money quote at the end was "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question, then?"
i remember the day i created this line
I might let a guy buy me a drink after that line!
that line has been around for ever, way to ruin it by posting it on here
Stealing quotes from Tucker Max is SUPER LAME. #IHopeTheyServeBeerInHell and also mentioned in #AssholesFinishFirst
i would have loled if i was that girl. awesome.
What a desperado. Guys like him who can't take no for an answer are pathetic and make me not feel bad about being a cold hearted bitch to guys in clubs.
I am totally using this one!
wow haven't heard that one before. i hope you can sense my sarcasm.
He would SO be getting some, if that were me! ;)
You got this from the jokes app
clever line. although it doesn't really matter if you didn't get laid in the end.
I love it.... I'm using that next time
2:06, you're supposed to be 18 , go the fuck away.
..... i had to read over this so many times to figure it out.
it would be easier if it said : I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said she had a boyfriend
ANYWAY, FTW :)
Wasn't this a fanpage on facebook?
Holy fuck. That is awesome.
I'd slap him so hard he couldn't see straight.
Lol good shit Neil.
Pretty sure this was said to me, wasnt impressed or amused. Gave a weird look and then walked away. B.t.w, totally single.
lol fucking hilarious
Who gives a shit if somebody else wrote it? This isn't "original thoughts from last night".
I knew the guy who said it, he was totally drunk and doesn't even remember saying it. A friend of his who was standing there posted it on line. So all you haters who said he copied it, maybe he is the original and other posted it after he said it. Either way it was classic when he did it and I would be happy to have the opportunity to use it.
I am so gonna use this
First let me say that reading all 494 pages of textsfromlastnight has been enlightening. Funny, disgusting, and best of reassuring because I know now that I'm not the sluttiest person I know, not the only one to put my pussy under the faucet, and not the only one to get high or drunk and do bizarro shit. For that, I thank you.
Secondly, if a guy said that to me, I'd spit in his face. Not in the good way either. If he's too dumb to be let down easily, then I'll stop wasting my fake manners on him.
When she said I have a boyfriend you should have said how long have you had this problem?
Lol the brilliant words of Taylor Jernigan!!!
I would have said "so do I" or "cool, he can make us breakfast."
Whatever. I laughed.
TFLN is a great site but this one is just recycled crap from a funny pick up line site, not original.
7:39 is a creeeeeper.
BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!!! Lol
I would marry you if you said that to me...
You fucked that one up common now
dumb shit. that line sux asscock, ya one word, asscock. get scrubbed on BIATCH!!!!! such a little f shit. go eat some fuck. then suck ur own mangina u little bitchfuck.
I did this and I did not steal it at all what so ever I was drunk and had a lot of courage
amazing! you win. i'd tap that!
Joe, how could you post this?
If a chick is telling you she has a boyfriend, it isn't because she cares about the bf (whether she has one or not). It's because she doesn't want to talk to you, plain and simple. If you were hot, looked like you had money or had any skills what-so-ever, she would have never mentioned a boyfriend and would have let you check out her cleavage and ass all night. Get a clue or keep looking like a desperate loser, who insults women because he knows they won't give him the time of day.
Haha I'm so gonna use this line one day! Thank you!
Thats brilliant mate!!! I would have laughed had you told me that line, but still wouldnt have made me cheat! Kudos for trying a funny line!
the fact that this is from south western connecticut does not surprise me in the slightest.
ahahah i would totally let him buy me a drink.
Nice I would use that! ;)
thats funny. if that happened to me i would say something witty in return but still laugh
Haha best one ever how is this not number one?
Is there a trademark on this one?
I've had this line used on me before. Made me laugh but didn't make me cheat.
Haha This actually happened to me!!!! Not kidding!!! Amazing...
I just tried to use this and her boyfriend was next to her. I lost a contact and spilled my beer after he back handed me
Hahaha. I had a friend use that on me his first day working with me. It was hilarious
It's worked 3/3 times I tried it
Fake. This is a joke I read somewhere
and it's connecticut FTW. gotta love the 203
That was brilliant
Original or not it's still funny
That made me laugh hard... but seriously I hope she threw her drink in your face and/or slapped you
It's funny. The OPs a whiney bitch, but its funny.
wait. you really texted all that?
This has been on the Internet forever.
This makes me proud to be from Fairfield County
this is bullshit that is my line!!!!!!!!!
You should be lil waynes wing man
President obamas e harmony coordinator
And you should but already are my hero
Hahaha good one
Oh nice dude your such a bad ass way to tell her that her boyfriend doesn't matter you bad ass dude I wish I was that bad ass
I'd have told this guy to get lost before I introduced his balls to his tonsils.
I've got a friend who uses this line and has actually succeeded getting a chicks number.
What an ass... how ruuuude. I would kick that guy in the balls.
LOL WTF! that's stupid, hope her boyfriend heard, and you can get a good beating!