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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:34pm

    hahahhah awesommeee honestly if a guy said that to me in a bar id be pretty amused and reconsider shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:32pm

    Well done. Proud to share an area code with you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:33pm

    u just know he got the girl

  • Submitted by aidan99 on May 4, 10 at 2:06am

    This is so old, I heard this like a year ago.

  • Submitted by LindsayKay on Jan 25, 10 at 1:22am

    this is from can i tap that...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:46pm

    That would work on me...I'd accept a drink from him.

  • Submitted by harryclam5000 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:39am

    too bad you stole that from a pick up line website

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:03pm

    i would totally make out with you after you said that to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58pm

    First of all girls, stop being so crazy. Its girls like you that make me work so hard to not be insane naturally. This was funny and its just lighthearted so all you who got offended to this take a step back and laugh at it because you should be smart enough not to look for love in a bar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:09am

    yay! you said "per se"! you know how to spell it! you're not a fucking retard! nice to meet you... per se.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:44pm

    smooth, that would win me over!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 7:10pm

    That's some funny shit lol

  • Submitted by countrygirl405 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:57pm

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:38am

    I feel like I've heard this before. Like it was a joke from somewhere. Not so original. But still funny. :).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:38pm

    Omg thts awesome hahahaa:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:39pm

    i like how you people find this funny but can't appreciate a good q-tip ear swab....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:29pm

    LMAO! One of the best!

  • Submitted by Nando85 on May 11, 10 at 1:07am

    Thanks for ruining that pickup line for every guy that knew it before it was posted on here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:49am

    you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:33am

    Made reading this site worth it. finally.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    I just swooned<3 god bless connecticut.

  • Submitted by rosie12345 on Dec 8, 10 at 8:45am

    you're a fucking idiot.

  • Submitted by Ultamit_Solja on Feb 28, 10 at 10:52am

    i swear i had made that up about a year and a half ago.... and it was in a bar too wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    its a funny line, but, the reason she said "i have a bf" was bc she didnt want to talk to you, free drink or not. sorry dude. a secret about women-sometimes we say that when we want a guy to go away (weather we actually have one or not). but a free drink is a free drink.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:04am

    I love all the dumb bitches on here that claim all the shit they would have done to a guy if he was to say this to one of them. None of you would do shit - shut the fuck up. Anyway, one of the best texts on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:17am

    Fake....... Maybe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:09pm

    I hope the dude who said this is BUKU sexy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:35pm

    thank you 10:19. ladies, you don't have to go home with a guy that says that to you, but you don't have to be condescending little bitches about it either (especially if your dumbass doesn't even know how to use proper grammar). that shit is funny whether you want to admit it or not.

  • Submitted by MaggieMac95 on Feb 27, 11 at 10:15am

    This is a facebook like page. . . . Way to be original. . . .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:59pm

    It's stolen from canitapthat, so you should be thanking the guy who put it on their site not this dickhead.

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      Submitted by DaxxButtons on Jul 23, 10 at 11:31pm

      Dude, it doesn't matter if he got the line or not. Most people get at least most of what they say from someone else. It's call learned and adding to your vocabulary. And even if it wasn't original, it was still a good line! Stop being a dick.

  • Submitted by sincerleytyra on May 22, 10 at 3:32pm

    facebook

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:15am

    Just epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:56pm

    Me too 6:46, a drink is a drink!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:44pm

    I love it, I'd let you buy me a drink...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:45pm

    this is from can i tap that. google it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    Fucking epic dude, teach me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:13am

    Boyfriends are speedbumps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:28am

    connecticutttt<33

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:28am

    Nice! That would probably work on me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:34am

    And if youre wondering why its because going from what you said, you think its perfectly normal to show off your body if a guy has good looks or money. AND THEN you decided to act like your smart by posting your whorely words on this feed, as if whores have the rational thought ability to conversate with real people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:26pm

    thank you 11:02 thank you so very much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:38am

    1:36 yeah omg it's such a win!! An epic win! Bc it was so epic! God damn it get a better fucking vocabulary you sound like such a fucking tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:01am

    Who cares if its been said before? I don't believe for one second that everyone else on here uses a different, original, and personally crafted pickup line on every girl they meet.

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    Submitted by superhobo412 on Aug 17, 11 at 10:57pm

    My brother said the same thing

  • Submitted by Lavender69 on Nov 29, 10 at 1:27am

    I used this this line and got it in the sack afterwards. Id say it was a good night.

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    Quotation marks people! Quotation marks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:46pm

    if someone said this to me, i would probably at lease make out with you.

  • Submitted by spillproof on Aug 9, 10 at 3:21pm

    Either this is my best friend or he ripped this off of someone but fuck rob! Bahahahah

  • Submitted by darcylovesyouu on Oct 13, 10 at 7:48pm

    I've seen this so many times....fake.

  • Submitted by hideyrchildren on Jul 26, 10 at 3:10pm

    THIS WAS ON ICARLY hahaha\n\n it doesn't sound as funny typed out

  • Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 23, 10 at 6:26pm

    well done. one of the best yet

  • Submitted by marsailidh on Apr 11, 10 at 8:38pm

    ... That one'd probably work on me :-P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    I bought my teacher a drink when I stuk the dildo up her butt

  • Submitted by AngelaG on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42pm

    I've actually gotten that comment before. It was pretty clever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:17am

    haha that's too good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:45pm

    this is ed byrne's joke, except he used a dog and not a goldfish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:39pm

    so...you may be my dream man. im glad im from your area, ill keep hoping forever <3 haaa

  • Submitted by GrammarFailure on Apr 11, 10 at 10:39pm

    I'm gonna use that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:04pm

    Ha ha you are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    So! Sick! What game

  • Submitted by laurajan12 on Sep 29, 10 at 1:54pm

    hah definitely had a guy use this on me..when referring to me sucking his dick..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:47pm

    if some guy said this to me, I'd let him buy me drink, plus some

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:20am

    I find it hilarious. Original or not. I laughed ridiculously when I read it. I'd have let him buy me the drink. Witty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:35pm

    hahah Im a girl and still thought this was funny. if a guy said this to me and I had a boyfriend, he would be my new boyfriend good sense of humor is a must

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:12pm

    yeah, not original but still quality

  • Submitted by domenioski on Nov 9, 10 at 1:15am

    Fake!! Taken from some pickup line website or app.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:19pm

    Hey 10:08... No shit Sherlock it's called a joke... And that's why you'll never have a date lol

  • Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Mar 27, 10 at 8:32am

    Why the fuck do people get so damn angry!?\nSo what if a line has been used before, I challenge you to come up with a highly original line that actually does work.\nYes, this line does work too.

  • Submitted by iStina on Nov 21, 10 at 9:17pm

    I had a guy tell me this. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:43am

    I think she said "I have a boyfriend" to get you to up the ante and see how bad you wanted to get into her pants. Bitches are needy

  • Submitted by mae on Aug 3, 10 at 8:23pm

    I don't see how this could have been on icarly.

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    Submitted by crystal181 on Jun 7, 10 at 4:03pm

    Nice job coming up with an original....bs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:19pm

    That's epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:48pm

    I used the line at a club for a chick visiting in from Sacramento to LA. Perfect.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:12am

    you so stole that from mock the week. win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:43am

    Drinks at a bar : $10 Cab home :$15 Having a pickup line that actually works: priceless Lol hope u got play for that line it genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:13pm

    This is on god damn tshirts lame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:41pm

    Lets be honest people... reactions to that statement would depend on how hot that guy was...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58pm

    In the immortal words of Strong Bad, "And best of luck to you."

  • Submitted by anya74 on May 16, 10 at 7:04pm

    this is like a common joke, and is obviously fake. like, who says "replied" in a text?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:01pm

    Lmfaooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:55am

    who cares where it's from? its fucking awesome

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    Submitted by 757baller on Jul 22, 10 at 6:25am

    Who are these girls that keep saying that would work on me. I mean really? Can i just ask to fuck you while your bf watches, cause to be honest unless you look like brad Pitt and fuck like Peter north I don't believe that cheesy line would work on any girl. (unless your fat and or ugly)

  • Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 8:46pm

    I wanna meet this guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:51am

    That's super epic shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:37am

    Simply epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:14am

    I would so let you put your weiner in my mouth 7:05.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:36pm

    This is amazing. Lol...

  • Submitted by BVBhimself on Jun 11, 10 at 12:53am

    Gotta chicks number and fucked her using this line!!!! Thank you so much

  • Submitted by flacidBoner on May 16, 10 at 12:36am

    I feel proud to be a fellow 203.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:48pm

    EPIC!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:01pm

    Haha, I tried this once and the girl asked me, "you read that one too?" she then proceeded to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:35am

    Genius. Pure genius.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:08pm

    You asked a girl to by her a drink? I guess she doesn't like going girl on girl. 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 10 at 12:34pm

    this is so ill

  • Submitted by iRun2much on Apr 22, 10 at 7:34pm

    Definetely using this line in the future

  • Submitted by astronum25 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:02pm

    What a beast reply

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:30am

    10:08 you are a huggeee whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:10am

    You are almost my new idol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:58pm

    Thanks for the great line, maybe I'll get to use it this weekend

  • Submitted by finland on Aug 28, 10 at 8:36am

    Who gives a shit if somebody else wrote it? This isn't "original thoughts from last night".

  • Submitted by astronum25 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Dude...that was BEAST

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:16pm

    We must become friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:15pm

    1. Excellent line, I will use it. 2. I've had better success after getting them to buy me a drink. Plus it's cheaper.

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    Submitted by MCR2011 on Apr 11, 11 at 10:39pm

    Isnt that from a childs tv show???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:48am

    you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:17am

    "I have a boyfriend" is the polite way of saying "get away from me you creep." Plenty of girls would accept an offer for a drink, regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not. If she says straight up that she has a boyfriend, you need to take a hint!

    • Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Mar 27, 10 at 8:19am

      Not always. A lot of girls feel guilty just bcause they talk to another human being with a penise. If you open up with this kind of line she'll know that the situation is light hearted. And there's a lot less pressure. It's not like they HAVE to fuck the guy.

      • Submitted by butte_america on May 8, 11 at 7:51pm

        i wish i could like ur comment its all in good fun who gives a shit

  • Submitted by hello118 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:27am

    wow way to steal other people's shit\nso effing fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:22pm

    Holy shit haha that's just awsome...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:54am

    Fuckin stole that line

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:30pm

    Stop saying epic, fags

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:09pm

    This isn't a tfln. I've heard this so many times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:26am

    I'd laugh. But I wouldn't go out with the guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:02pm

    people take these jokes way to personally. (point) it was a great line it may not be original.. but wen u see it for the first time, its still hilarious.

  • Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:38pm

    Lol gotta use it 1 day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:23pm

    BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!!! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:05am

    i may have been that girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:04am

    Amazing! After that I would be saying What Boyfriend?

  • Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:52am

    Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?\nHer: I have a boyfriend!\nMe: And I have a goldfish.\nHer: What?\nMe: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter\nwww.canitapthat.com/index.php?taps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:02am

    This is awesome u have balls my friend!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:45pm

    that's awesome. screen high five!

  • Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 9:09am

    ok, judging from how many girls left good comments on this, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is a good line. thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:43pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:37am

    Awesome. Just awesome.

  • Submitted by bigboy on Jun 25, 10 at 5:51am

    Hell yeah thats funny as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:12am

    That right there is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:16am

    so, you went home and jerked off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:30pm

    hahaha ftw! but i have to say i would never let that line work on me lol

  • Submitted by britneyrochelle on Jan 5, 11 at 2:40am

    Bahahaha thats fucking funny.

  • Submitted by msb76 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:37pm

    Yeah that wouldbe charming enough for me to reconsider my situation ; )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:53pm

    Deff my newest pickup line

  • Submitted by MsBridgetAnne on May 20, 11 at 10:23pm

    This is a 'like' on Facebook... Jusss sayin'

  • Submitted by tbritt on Jul 7, 10 at 6:42pm

    great stuff!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:28am

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:26am

    I like this but it's from a movie brotha!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:01am

    FTW = FOR THE WIN OR FUCK THE WORLD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:46am

    This for sure Means bussiness in my world.

  • Submitted by hilarious86 on Oct 14, 10 at 7:09pm

    This ones pretty good

  • Submitted by kkkatiemac on Mar 30, 10 at 11:43pm

    <3 makes me laugh every time i read this! bahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:02pm

    at least the girl didn't just try to swindle you for free drinks all night aanddd then drop the oh i have a boyfriend line...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:23am

    im using this, just unreal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:36pm

    I'm sorry, but she was being polite. iIt's funny, but you're an ass. I'd have accepted the drink, and then thrown it in your face. Also, if you wouldn't want a girlfriend of yours sleeping around, don't hit on the girlfriends of others.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:04am

    Nice I would use that! ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:35pm

    chill out 7:18 i wouldnt fuck him still, but its funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:15am

    Omg thats sex right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:46am

    old pick up line is old... surprise it a fucking douche bag from my state!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:47pm

    Woww this is amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:13am

    Gotta write that down lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:48pm

    i am saying this someday. this is amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:08pm

    that line has been around for ever, way to ruin it by posting it on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:38pm

    clever line. although it doesn't really matter if you didn't get laid in the end.

  • Submitted by jblover on Aug 10, 10 at 2:55pm

    Omg!!! I love that we have the same area code <333

  • Submitted by rikkirachelle on Jun 25, 10 at 2:21pm

    Better than her giving you her boyfriends number after you asked for hers... Because you were douchy enough to buy her a drink after she already said she had a boyfriend.

  • Submitted by cduub on Apr 6, 10 at 6:54pm

    Thats a good ass line hope it worked haa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:45am

    That's the funniest thing ever. Did she go for it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:36pm

    I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make myself the center of attention but I'm 99% sure I'm the girl. Unless this same exact thing happened twice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:34pm

    Holy fuck. That is awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:33pm

    Male equivalent of me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:12pm

    omg I love you... marry me....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:42am

    lmaooo. i just peed a little.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:36pm

    this is from the can i tap that website.

  • Submitted by DJChrissyChris on Dec 27, 10 at 11:13am

    old, unoriginal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26am

    hahahahahahahah I love this

  • Submitted by ilove_dk18 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:59pm

    hahahah , so dece

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:48am

    OMG! You are my hero. Thats fucking epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:03am

    i love the snarkiness of it! I mean, it wouldn've have WORKED per se but its still quite clever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:18am

    i would have loled if i was that girl. awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:15pm

    LMFAO!! hahahaha so funny!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:31pm

    very true, chance has used this line for multiple weeks now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:09pm

    Hahaha smooooooth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:40am

    Your my idol hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:45am

    hahahahha! thats so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:34am

    i'm a girl. thats pretty hot. i might have to re-evaluate my relationship

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:08pm

    He would SO be getting some, if that were me! ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:57am

    It's funny but if you don't want your girlfriend sleeping around, don't hit on other people's girls. It's karma.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:01am

    This is an old, old, old concept, but it's not so unique that it had to have been "stolen" from someone else. When I first heard it, the money quote at the end was "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question, then?"

  • Submitted by mycoolname on May 28, 10 at 4:06pm

    All the people that are talking about canitapthat...you do realize this could be the same person on both sites, right? Doesn't mean it's stolen or anything.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:05pm

    This was on MLIA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:46pm

    I would so let this guy buy me a drink. Just for a line that made me laugh. Ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:18am

    You know dude is fucking gross if a lady won't even let him buy her a drink.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:28am

    And the more unaffected by it the better off you'll be.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:53pm

    w/e it's from, doesn't matter. it's funny. most people tend to use lines from tv shows/movies/etc anyway. oh, and boyfriend or not, a free drink is a free drink. hahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:03am

    amazing! you win. i'd tap that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:28pm

    7:39 is a creeeeeper. watch out!

  • Submitted by king83 on Mar 7, 11 at 1:07am

    Fuckin awesome ha ha just made my night !!!

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    Submitted by gabriellexbeebe on Jan 2, 11 at 1:23am

    Pretty sure this was said to me, wasnt impressed or amused. Gave a weird look and then walked away. B.t.w, totally single.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:33am

    You got this from the jokes app

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:52pm

    I did this and I did not steal it at all what so ever I was drunk and had a lot of courage

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:14am

    TFLN is a great site but this one is just recycled crap from a funny pick up line site, not original.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:11pm

    my friend told this to me....just sayin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:52pm

    next time try something original, douchebag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:47pm

    you make me proud to be a man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:00pm

    lol fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by scottymo on Aug 23, 10 at 3:30pm

    Best one ever! Yeaaa buddy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:46pm

    Hahahaha!!!! GUD ONE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:18pm

    I'd slap him so hard he couldn't see straight.

  • Submitted by youpeiceofcrap on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

    I knew the guy who said it, he was totally drunk and doesn't even remember saying it. A friend of his who was standing there posted it on line. So all you haters who said he copied it, maybe he is the original and other posted it after he said it. Either way it was classic when he did it and I would be happy to have the opportunity to use it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16am

    Best recovery ever

  • Submitted by jonnyvicious on Jan 24, 10 at 2:36pm

    hahaha idk if this was mine...im from danbury...but i use it all the time...ive never had a bad response. most girls laugh and then go ahead and get a drink or dance wth me haha. it breaks the ice...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    teach me oh great one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:54am

    and it's connecticut FTW. gotta love the 203

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:47am

    You just took that from Canitapthat.. ya real original buddy

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    Submitted by blondiegirl77 on Apr 17, 12 at 12:34am

    Haha This actually happened to me!!!! Not kidding!!! Amazing...

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    Submitted by 363queenofking on Jul 19, 11 at 9:39am

    Hahaha. I had a friend use that on me his first day working with me. It was hilarious

  • Submitted by pcross on May 18, 10 at 10:13pm

    You could not represent our area code any better than that text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm

    Dont say you didn't steal it, it's word for word stolen. Still funny, just don't act like you came up with it by coincidence.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:18am

    Lol the brilliant words of Taylor Jernigan!!!

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    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:41am

    mind over matter, if she don't mind her boyfriend don't matter.

  • Submitted by radtasticx on Apr 26, 10 at 12:43am

    HAHA this is epic. I think I may love you.. :p

  • Submitted by chacon206 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:13pm

    That was brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:46pm

    Wow Can I Tap That is the worst website I've ever seen...TLFN look what you have done

  • Submitted by heistheone1122 on Mar 25, 11 at 4:06am

    Lol good shit Neil.

  • Submitted by XoSurayaXo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:55pm

    <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:47pm

    Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you can't score bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:02am

    I love it.... I'm using that next time

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    Submitted by TiniSimo on Jan 20, 12 at 7:34pm

    I might let a guy buy me a drink after that line!

  • Submitted by :111 on May 9, 10 at 10:36am

    That fucking just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:57am

    When she said I have a boyfriend you should have said how long have you had this problem?

  • Submitted by soundsfamilar on Feb 22, 10 at 1:06pm

    wtf- a guy used this one on me last night on rebalride!! \ncopy right that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    Joe, how could you post this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:13pm

    Efrain way to steel from other people!!

  • Submitted by KneeHigh on Jan 2, 11 at 10:56pm

    wow haven't heard that one before. i hope you can sense my sarcasm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:20pm

    Original or not it's still funny

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    Submitted by kittycatty1 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:09pm

    Lol that's good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:49am

    Absolutely brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:22pm

    same thing was posted on another website. Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: I have a boyfriend! Me: And I have a goldfish. Her: What? Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    Bahahahahahahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:49pm

    I am totally using this one!

  • Submitted by jade_ on Mar 28, 10 at 7:15am

    Aw.... Goldfish matter!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:35am

    Omg that's funnnnnnny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:01am

    that is just friggin' awesome!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:06am

    Just remember....you will lose her just like you got her......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:48pm

    9:48 has a tiny penis

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    Submitted by Y33HAW on May 24, 12 at 7:50pm

    i remember the day i created this line

  • Submitted by nsaok07 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    i used this line, it was amazing! thanks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:39pm

    705 that's pretty much the best thing ever, id let you and the guy who posted this into my pants anyday. my boyfriend sucks anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:22pm

    Whatever. I laughed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:34pm

    What a desperado. Guys like him who can't take no for an answer are pathetic and make me not feel bad about being a cold hearted bitch to guys in clubs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 2:06am

    dumb shit. that line sux asscock, ya one word, asscock. get scrubbed on BIATCH!!!!! such a little f shit. go eat some fuck. then suck ur own mangina u little bitchfuck.

  • Submitted by lecutting on May 15, 10 at 11:15am

    That's from facebook

  • Submitted by aisx3 on May 5, 10 at 3:19pm

    Wasn't this a fanpage on facebook?

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    Submitted by IAmOne on Nov 15, 11 at 6:32pm

    I did take her home that night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:16pm

    thats funny. if that happened to me i would say something witty in return but still laugh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:29pm

    this is bullshit that is my line!!!!!!!!! Chance

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:52am

    Haha I'm so gonna use this line one day! Thank you!

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    Submitted by RocknRoll787 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:44pm

    My friend used this after seeing the text. He's datin the chick now.

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    Submitted by jdpadilla on Dec 7, 10 at 2:01pm

    I've actually used this before and kept a straight face doing it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:06pm

    the fact that this is from south western connecticut does not surprise me in the slightest.

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    Submitted by jrhodes757 on Dec 29, 12 at 10:01pm

    Hahaha!

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:13pm

    2:06, you're supposed to be 18 , go the fuck away.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:19pm

    It's worked 3/3 times I tried it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:10pm

    I just tried to use this and her boyfriend was next to her. I lost a contact and spilled my beer after he back handed me

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    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:12pm

    If some one said that to me i would be like "ok so my moms dead my bros dead and my dad soesnt give a shit"

  • Submitted by emery42069 on Apr 17, 11 at 3:44pm

    Shoulda said bring him along I will fuck him to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:17pm

    It's funny. The OPs a whiney bitch, but its funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:08am

    Is there a trademark on this one?

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    Submitted by jaeseabean on Dec 4, 11 at 12:36am

    Stealing quotes from Tucker Max is SUPER LAME. #IHopeTheyServeBeerInHell and also mentioned in #AssholesFinishFirst

  • Submitted by allybabee on Jul 20, 10 at 2:57pm

    Fake. This is a joke I read somewhere

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:37pm

    I would marry you if you said that to me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:02pm

    Hey mister i have game!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:18pm

    ahahah i would totally let him buy me a drink.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:05am

    I would have said "so do I" or "cool, he can make us breakfast."

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    Submitted by IeatTacos on Jun 27, 12 at 12:46pm

    That's really old. But still really funny

  • Submitted by WTFFML1 on Jun 29, 11 at 9:19pm

    This has been on the Internet forever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:06pm

    First let me say that reading all 494 pages of textsfromlastnight has been enlightening. Funny, disgusting, and best of reassuring because I know now that I'm not the sluttiest person I know, not the only one to put my pussy under the faucet, and not the only one to get high or drunk and do bizarro shit. For that, I thank you. Secondly, if a guy said that to me, I'd spit in his face. Not in the good way either. If he's too dumb to be let down easily, then I'll stop wasting my fake manners on him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 5:31pm

    I am so gonna use this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:32am

    best pickup line. hands down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:06pm

    ..... i had to read over this so many times to figure it out. it would be easier if it said : I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said she had a boyfriend ANYWAY, FTW :)

  • Submitted by fuckcanada on May 10, 10 at 11:08am

    Haha best one ever how is this not number one?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:30am

    If a girl falls for this hope you are just hitting it for a booty call, cuz if shed leave her BF for you, whats to stop her from doing the same with u.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    Thats brilliant mate!!! I would have laughed had you told me that line, but still wouldnt have made me cheat! Kudos for trying a funny line!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:44pm

    Fail

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    Submitted by bolinasman on Sep 10, 12 at 10:22pm

    You fucked that one up common now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:12pm

    I've had this line used on me before. Made me laugh but didn't make me cheat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:54am

    This makes me proud to be from Fairfield County

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:29am

    You should be lil waynes wing man President obamas e harmony coordinator And you should but already are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:08pm

    If a chick is telling you she has a boyfriend, it isn't because she cares about the bf (whether she has one or not). It's because she doesn't want to talk to you, plain and simple. If you were hot, looked like you had money or had any skills what-so-ever, she would have never mentioned a boyfriend and would have let you check out her cleavage and ass all night. Get a clue or keep looking like a desperate loser, who insults women because he knows they won't give him the time of day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:29pm

    wait. you really texted all that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:48pm

    That made me laugh hard... but seriously I hope she threw her drink in your face and/or slapped you

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    Submitted by kksoren on Jan 2, 13 at 6:17pm

    Hahaha good one

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    Submitted by L31NER on Nov 16, 13 at 8:07pm

    I've got a friend who uses this line and has actually succeeded getting a chicks number.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:50am

    Oh nice dude your such a bad ass way to tell her that her boyfriend doesn't matter you bad ass dude I wish I was that bad ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:43pm

    I'd have told this guy to get lost before I introduced his balls to his tonsils.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:35pm

    What an ass... how ruuuude. I would kick that guy in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:28pm

    LOL WTF! that's stupid, hope her boyfriend heard, and you can get a good beating!