I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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hahahhah awesommeee honestly if a guy said that to me in a bar id be pretty amused and reconsider shit.
Well done. Proud to share an area code with you.
u just know he got the girl
This is so old, I heard this like a year ago.
this is from can i tap that...
too bad you stole that from a pick up line website
That would work on me...I'd accept a drink from him.
That's some funny shit lol
yay! you said "per se"! you know how to spell it! you're not a fucking retard! nice to meet you... per se.
Omg thts awesome hahahaa:D
i like how you people find this funny but can't appreciate a good q-tip ear swab....
First of all girls, stop being so crazy. Its girls like you that make me work so hard to not be insane naturally. This was funny and its just lighthearted so all you who got offended to this take a step back and laugh at it because you should be smart enough not to look for love in a bar.
smooth, that would win me over!
i swear i had made that up about a year and a half ago.... and it was in a bar too wtf
I've actually gotten that comment before. It was pretty clever.
I've seen this so many times....fake.
I hope the dude who said this is BUKU sexy
you're a fucking idiot.
LMAO! One of the best!
Quotation marks people! Quotation marks!
i would totally make out with you after you said that to me.
I feel proud to be a fellow 203.
haha that's too good!
Either this is my best friend or he ripped this off of someone but fuck rob! Bahahahah
Me too 6:46, a drink is a drink!
My brother said the same thing
Thanks for ruining that pickup line for every guy that knew it before it was posted on here.
I don't see how this could have been on icarly.
I love all the dumb bitches on here that claim all the shit they would have done to a guy if he was to say this to one of them. None of you would do shit - shut the fuck up.
Anyway, one of the best texts on this site.
I feel like I've heard this before. Like it was a joke from somewhere. Not so original. But still funny. :).
I think she said "I have a boyfriend" to get you to up the ante and see how bad you wanted to get into her pants. Bitches are needy
you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor
This is a facebook like page. . . . Way to be original. . . .
well done. one of the best yet
Nice! That would probably work on me...
Dude...that was BEAST
I love it, I'd let you buy me a drink...
Made reading this site worth it. finally.
Holy shit haha that's just awsome...
its a funny line, but, the reason she said "i have a bf" was bc she didnt want to talk to you, free drink or not. sorry dude. a secret about women-sometimes we say that when we want a guy to go away (weather we actually have one or not). but a free drink is a free drink.
Learn how to spell bitch
I wanna meet this guy
That's the funniest thing ever. Did she go for it?
Fucking epic dude, teach me.
Who cares if its been said before? I don't believe for one second that everyone else on here uses a different, original, and personally crafted pickup line on every girl they meet.
if some guy said this to me, I'd let him buy me drink, plus some
1:36 yeah omg it's such a win!! An epic win! Bc it was so epic! God damn it get a better fucking vocabulary you sound like such a fucking tool
This isn't a tfln. I've heard this so many times
Genius. Pure genius.
this is from can i tap that. google it.
I'm gonna use that.
Thats a good ass line hope it worked haa
Lets be honest people... reactions to that statement would depend on how hot that guy was...
THIS WAS ON ICARLY hahaha\n\n it doesn't sound as funny typed out
I just swooned<3 god bless connecticut.
this is like a common joke, and is obviously fake. like, who says "replied" in a text?
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make myself the center of attention but I'm 99% sure I'm the girl. Unless this same exact thing happened twice.
Bahahaha thats fucking funny.
so, you went home and jerked off
All the people that are talking about canitapthat...you do realize this could be the same person on both sites, right? Doesn't mean it's stolen or anything.
Boyfriends are speedbumps
I find it hilarious. Original or not. I laughed ridiculously when I read it. I'd have let him buy me the drink. Witty.
... That one'd probably work on me :-P
hahahah , so dece
Better than her giving you her boyfriends number after you asked for hers... Because you were douchy enough to buy her a drink after she already said she had a boyfriend.
10:08 you are a huggeee whore.
Yeah that wouldbe charming enough for me to reconsider my situation ; )
hahahahahahahah I love this
I like this but it's from a movie brotha!!!!
I bought my teacher a drink when I stuk the dildo up her butt
Stop saying epic, fags
Drinks at a bar : $10
Cab home :$15
Having a pickup line that actually works: priceless
Lol hope u got play for that line it genius
thank you 10:19. ladies, you don't have to go home with a guy that says that to you, but you don't have to be condescending little bitches about it either (especially if your dumbass doesn't even know how to use proper grammar). that shit is funny whether you want to admit it or not.
wtf- a guy used this one on me last night on rebalride!! \ncopy right that shit.
hah definitely had a guy use this on me..when referring to me sucking his dick..
Dont say you didn't steal it, it's word for word stolen. Still funny, just don't act like you came up with it by coincidence.
Gotta chicks number and fucked her using this line!!!! Thank you so much
That's super epic shit
Ha ha you are my hero
you so stole that from mock the week. win!
Aw.... Goldfish matter!!!
hahah Im a girl and still thought this was funny.
if a guy said this to me and I had a boyfriend, he would be my new boyfriend
good sense of humor is a must
yeah, not original but still quality
Lol gotta use it 1 day
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?\nHer: I have a boyfriend!\nMe: And I have a goldfish.\nHer: What?\nMe: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter\nwww.canitapthat.com/index.php?taps
Isnt that from a childs tv show???
Fake!! Taken from some pickup line website or app.
Omg!!! I love that we have the same area code <333
who cares where it's from? its fucking awesome
Fuckin awesome ha ha just made my night !!!
Hey 10:08... No shit Sherlock it's called a joke... And that's why you'll never have a date lol
I used the line at a club for a chick visiting in from Sacramento to LA. Perfect.
And if youre wondering why its because going from what you said, you think its perfectly normal to show off your body if a guy has good looks or money. AND THEN you decided to act like your smart by posting your whorely words on this feed, as if whores have the rational thought ability to conversate with real people.
ok, judging from how many girls left good comments on this, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is a good line. thank you.
You are almost my new idol
i used this line, it was amazing! thanks!
Who are these girls that keep saying that would work on me. I mean really? Can i just ask to fuck you while your bf watches, cause to be honest unless you look like brad Pitt and fuck like Peter north I don't believe that cheesy line would work on any girl. (unless your fat and or ugly)
This is amazing.
Best one ever! Yeaaa buddy
I'd laugh. But I wouldn't go out with the guy.
It's stolen from canitapthat, so you should be thanking the guy who put it on their site not this dickhead.
Dude, it doesn't matter if he got the line or not. Most people get at least most of what they say from someone else. It's call learned and adding to your vocabulary. And even if it wasn't original, it was still a good line! Stop being a dick.
My friend used this after seeing the text. He's datin the chick now.
That fucking just made my day.
We must become friends.
so...you may be my dream man. im glad im from your area, ill keep hoping forever <3 haaa
this is so ill
What a beast reply
After that I would be saying What Boyfriend?
If a girl falls for this hope you are just hitting it for a booty call, cuz if shed leave her BF for you, whats to stop her from doing the same with u.
I used this this line and got it in the sack afterwards. Id say it was a good night.
1. Excellent line, I will use it.
2. I've had better success after getting them to buy me a drink. Plus it's cheaper.
this is ed byrne's joke, except he used a dog and not a goldfish
Awesome. Just awesome.
If some one said that to me i would be like "ok so my moms dead my bros dead and my dad soesnt give a shit"
Nice job coming up with an original....bs
Best recovery ever
you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor
In the immortal words of Strong Bad, "And best of luck to you."
HAHA this is epic. I think I may love you.. :p
I would so let this guy buy me a drink. Just for a line that made me laugh. Ha
I would so let you put your weiner in my mouth 7:05.
You asked a girl to by her a drink? I guess she doesn't like going girl on girl.
I'm sorry, but she was being polite. iIt's funny, but you're an ass.
I'd have accepted the drink, and then thrown it in your face.
Also, if you wouldn't want a girlfriend of yours sleeping around, don't hit on the girlfriends of others.
Thanks for the great line, maybe I'll get to use it this weekend
people take these jokes way to personally.
(point) it was a great line
it may not be original.. but wen u see it for the first time, its still hilarious.
Fuckin stole that line
if someone said this to me, i would probably at lease make out with you.
That's really old. But still really funny
That right there is awesome!
This is on god damn tshirts lame
This is a 'like' on Facebook... Jusss sayin'
"I have a boyfriend" is the polite way of saying "get away from me you creep."
Plenty of girls would accept an offer for a drink, regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not. If she says straight up that she has a boyfriend, you need to take a hint!
Not always. A lot of girls feel guilty just bcause they talk to another human being with a penise. If you open up with this kind of line she'll know that the situation is light hearted. And there's a lot less pressure. It's not like they HAVE to fuck the guy.
i wish i could like ur comment its all in good fun who gives a shit
wow way to steal other people's shit\nso effing fake.
Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you can't score bro
hahaha idk if this was mine...im from danbury...but i use it all the time...ive never had a bad response. most girls laugh and then go ahead and get a drink or dance wth me haha. it breaks the ice...
Shoulda said bring him along I will fuck him to
This ones pretty good
Hahahaha!!!! GUD ONE
Gotta write that down lol
this is from the can i tap that website.
old pick up line is old... surprise it a fucking douche bag from my state!
chill out 7:18
i wouldnt fuck him still, but its funny
i may have been that girl
mind over matter, if she don't mind her boyfriend don't matter.
So! Sick! What game
i'm a girl. thats pretty hot. i might have to re-evaluate my relationship
Male equivalent of me.
Lol that's good!
im using this, just unreal
LMFAO!! hahahaha so funny!!!!!
FTW = FOR THE WIN OR FUCK THE WORLD
You know dude is fucking gross if a lady won't even let him buy her a drink.
thank you 11:02 thank you so very much
teach me oh great one
but i have to say i would never let that line work on me lol
<3 makes me laugh every time i read this! bahaha.
Your my idol hahahaha
Omg thats sex right there
This for sure Means bussiness in my world.
And the more unaffected by it the better off you'll be.
You could not represent our area code any better than that text.
Woww this is amazing
my friend told this to me....just sayin
w/e it's from, doesn't matter. it's funny. most people tend to use lines from tv shows/movies/etc anyway. oh, and boyfriend or not, a free drink is a free drink. hahaha.
Hell yeah thats funny as hell
Deff my newest pickup line
at least the girl didn't just try to swindle you for free drinks all night aanddd then drop the oh i have a boyfriend line...
Wow Can I Tap That is the worst website I've ever seen...TLFN look what you have done
you make me proud to be a man.
This is an old, old, old concept, but it's not so unique that it had to have been "stolen" from someone else.
When I first heard it, the money quote at the end was "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question, then?"
omg I love you... marry me....
Just remember....you will lose her just like you got her......
I did take her home that night
I had a guy tell me this. :)
i love the snarkiness of it! I mean, it wouldn've have WORKED per se but its still quite clever.
screen high five!
Why the fuck do people get so damn angry!?\nSo what if a line has been used before, I challenge you to come up with a highly original line that actually does work.\nYes, this line does work too.
Haha, I tried this once and the girl asked me, "you read that one too?" she then proceeded to
i am saying this someday. this is amazing.
very true, chance has used this line for multiple weeks now.
best pickup line. hands down.
You just took that from Canitapthat.. ya real original buddy
Efrain way to steel from other people!!
OMG! You are my hero. Thats fucking epic.
hahahahha! thats so funny
What a desperado. Guys like him who can't take no for an answer are pathetic and make me not feel bad about being a cold hearted bitch to guys in clubs.
That's from facebook
This is awesome u have balls my friend!!!
that is just friggin' awesome!!!!!!
wow haven't heard that one before. i hope you can sense my sarcasm.
Definetely using this line in the future
clever line. although it doesn't really matter if you didn't get laid in the end.
Stealing quotes from Tucker Max is SUPER LAME. #IHopeTheyServeBeerInHell and also mentioned in #AssholesFinishFirst
This was on MLIA
It's funny but if you don't want your girlfriend sleeping around, don't hit on other people's girls. It's karma.
Wasn't this a fanpage on facebook?
Omg that's funnnnnnny shit
lmaooo. i just peed a little.
I am totally using this one!
i remember the day i created this line
705 that's pretty much the best thing ever, id let you and the guy who posted this into my pants anyday. my boyfriend sucks anyway.
same thing was posted on another website.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
I've actually used this before and kept a straight face doing it
I love it.... I'm using that next time
i would have loled if i was that girl. awesome.
Hey mister i have game!!
You got this from the jokes app
Who gives a shit if somebody else wrote it? This isn't "original thoughts from last night".
I knew the guy who said it, he was totally drunk and doesn't even remember saying it. A friend of his who was standing there posted it on line. So all you haters who said he copied it, maybe he is the original and other posted it after he said it. Either way it was classic when he did it and I would be happy to have the opportunity to use it.
I am so gonna use this
2:06, you're supposed to be 18 , go the fuck away.
that line has been around for ever, way to ruin it by posting it on here
7:39 is a creeeeeper.
Holy fuck. That is awesome.
He would SO be getting some, if that were me! ;)
lol fucking hilarious
Pretty sure this was said to me, wasnt impressed or amused. Gave a weird look and then walked away. B.t.w, totally single.
I'd slap him so hard he couldn't see straight.
9:48 has a tiny penis
I might let a guy buy me a drink after that line!
next time try something original, douchebag.
..... i had to read over this so many times to figure it out.
it would be easier if it said : I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said she had a boyfriend
ANYWAY, FTW :)
Whatever. I laughed.
Nice I would use that! ;)
TFLN is a great site but this one is just recycled crap from a funny pick up line site, not original.
Lol good shit Neil.
Lol the brilliant words of Taylor Jernigan!!!
amazing! you win. i'd tap that!
BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!!! Lol
I would marry you if you said that to me...
I did this and I did not steal it at all what so ever I was drunk and had a lot of courage
When she said I have a boyfriend you should have said how long have you had this problem?
dumb shit. that line sux asscock, ya one word, asscock. get scrubbed on BIATCH!!!!! such a little f shit. go eat some fuck. then suck ur own mangina u little bitchfuck.
ahahah i would totally let him buy me a drink.
You fucked that one up common now
Haha best one ever how is this not number one?
the fact that this is from south western connecticut does not surprise me in the slightest.
Thats brilliant mate!!! I would have laughed had you told me that line, but still wouldnt have made me cheat! Kudos for trying a funny line!
First let me say that reading all 494 pages of textsfromlastnight has been enlightening. Funny, disgusting, and best of reassuring because I know now that I'm not the sluttiest person I know, not the only one to put my pussy under the faucet, and not the only one to get high or drunk and do bizarro shit. For that, I thank you.
Secondly, if a guy said that to me, I'd spit in his face. Not in the good way either. If he's too dumb to be let down easily, then I'll stop wasting my fake manners on him.
Fake. This is a joke I read somewhere
thats funny. if that happened to me i would say something witty in return but still laugh
I've had this line used on me before. Made me laugh but didn't make me cheat.
Is there a trademark on this one?
and it's connecticut FTW. gotta love the 203
Haha I'm so gonna use this line one day! Thank you!
Hahaha. I had a friend use that on me his first day working with me. It was hilarious
Haha This actually happened to me!!!! Not kidding!!! Amazing...
That was brilliant
I just tried to use this and her boyfriend was next to her. I lost a contact and spilled my beer after he back handed me
Joe, how could you post this?
Original or not it's still funny
I would have said "so do I" or "cool, he can make us breakfast."
That made me laugh hard... but seriously I hope she threw her drink in your face and/or slapped you
wait. you really texted all that?
It's worked 3/3 times I tried it
You should be lil waynes wing man
President obamas e harmony coordinator
And you should but already are my hero
This has been on the Internet forever.
this is bullshit that is my line!!!!!!!!!
It's funny. The OPs a whiney bitch, but its funny.
This makes me proud to be from Fairfield County
Hahaha good one
If a chick is telling you she has a boyfriend, it isn't because she cares about the bf (whether she has one or not). It's because she doesn't want to talk to you, plain and simple. If you were hot, looked like you had money or had any skills what-so-ever, she would have never mentioned a boyfriend and would have let you check out her cleavage and ass all night. Get a clue or keep looking like a desperate loser, who insults women because he knows they won't give him the time of day.
I've got a friend who uses this line and has actually succeeded getting a chicks number.
I'd have told this guy to get lost before I introduced his balls to his tonsils.
Oh nice dude your such a bad ass way to tell her that her boyfriend doesn't matter you bad ass dude I wish I was that bad ass
What an ass... how ruuuude. I would kick that guy in the balls.
LOL WTF! that's stupid, hope her boyfriend heard, and you can get a good beating!