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  • hahahhah awesommeee honestly if a guy said that to me in a bar id be pretty amused and reconsider shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Well done. Proud to share an area code with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:32pm
  • u just know he got the girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:33pm
  • This is so old, I heard this like a year ago.

    Submitted by aidan99 on May 4, 10 at 2:06am
  • this is from can i tap that...

    Submitted by LindsayKay on Jan 25, 10 at 1:22am
  • too bad you stole that from a pick up line website

    Submitted by harryclam5000 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:39am
  • That would work on me...I'd accept a drink from him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:46pm
  • That's some funny shit lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 7:10pm
  • yay! you said "per se"! you know how to spell it! you're not a fucking retard! nice to meet you... per se.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:09am
  • smooth, that would win me over!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:44pm
  • First of all girls, stop being so crazy. Its girls like you that make me work so hard to not be insane naturally. This was funny and its just lighthearted so all you who got offended to this take a step back and laugh at it because you should be smart enough not to look for love in a bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Omg thts awesome hahahaa:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:38pm
  • EPIC!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:48pm
  • you're a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by rosie12345 on Dec 8, 10 at 8:45am
  • I've seen this so many times....fake.

    Submitted by darcylovesyouu on Oct 13, 10 at 7:48pm
  • I hope the dude who said this is BUKU sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:09pm
  • i like how you people find this funny but can't appreciate a good q-tip ear swab....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:39pm
  • i would totally make out with you after you said that to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:03pm
  • LMAO! One of the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I've actually gotten that comment before. It was pretty clever.

    Submitted by AngelaG on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42pm
  • I feel like I've heard this before. Like it was a joke from somewhere. Not so original. But still funny. :).

    Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:38am
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by countrygirl405 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:57pm
  • My brother said the same thing

    Submitted by superhobo412 on Aug 17, 11 at 10:57pm
  • haha that's too good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:17am
  • i swear i had made that up about a year and a half ago.... and it was in a bar too wtf

    Submitted by Ultamit_Solja on Feb 28, 10 at 10:52am
  • you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:49am
  • Fake....... Maybe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:17am
  • I don't see how this could have been on icarly.

    Submitted by mae on Aug 3, 10 at 8:23pm
  • facebook

    Submitted by sincerleytyra on May 22, 10 at 3:32pm
  • Thanks for ruining that pickup line for every guy that knew it before it was posted on here.

    Submitted by Nando85 on May 11, 10 at 1:07am
  • I love all the dumb bitches on here that claim all the shit they would have done to a guy if he was to say this to one of them. None of you would do shit - shut the fuck up. Anyway, one of the best texts on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:04am
  • Quotation marks people! Quotation marks!

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 2, 10 at 5:53pm
  • Either this is my best friend or he ripped this off of someone but fuck rob! Bahahahah

    Submitted by spillproof on Aug 9, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Me too 6:46, a drink is a drink!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I feel proud to be a fellow 203.

    Submitted by flacidBoner on May 16, 10 at 12:36am
  • Made reading this site worth it. finally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:33am
  • This is a facebook like page. . . . Way to be original. . . .

    Submitted by MaggieMac95 on Feb 27, 11 at 10:15am
  • Fucking epic dude, teach me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Genius. Pure genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:35am
  • 1:36 yeah omg it's such a win!! An epic win! Bc it was so epic! God damn it get a better fucking vocabulary you sound like such a fucking tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:38am
  • I wanna meet this guy

    Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 8:46pm
  • connecticutttt<33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:28am
  • Holy shit haha that's just awsome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:22pm
  • its a funny line, but, the reason she said "i have a bf" was bc she didnt want to talk to you, free drink or not. sorry dude. a secret about women-sometimes we say that when we want a guy to go away (weather we actually have one or not). but a free drink is a free drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Who cares if its been said before? I don't believe for one second that everyone else on here uses a different, original, and personally crafted pickup line on every girl they meet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:01am
  • well done. one of the best yet

    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 23, 10 at 6:26pm
  • ... That one'd probably work on me :-P

    Submitted by marsailidh on Apr 11, 10 at 8:38pm
  • this is from can i tap that. google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:43pm
  • if some guy said this to me, I'd let him buy me drink, plus some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:47pm
  • That's the funniest thing ever. Did she go for it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:45am
  • Just epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:15am
  • I just swooned<3 god bless connecticut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I love it, I'd let you buy me a drink...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I think she said "I have a boyfriend" to get you to up the ante and see how bad you wanted to get into her pants. Bitches are needy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:43am
  • I'm gonna use that.

    Submitted by GrammarFailure on Apr 11, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Dude...that was BEAST

    Submitted by astronum25 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • This isn't a tfln. I've heard this so many times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:09pm
  • I bought my teacher a drink when I stuk the dildo up her butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Lets be honest people... reactions to that statement would depend on how hot that guy was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:41pm
  • THIS WAS ON ICARLY hahaha\n\n it doesn't sound as funny typed out

    Submitted by hideyrchildren on Jul 26, 10 at 3:10pm
  • All the people that are talking about canitapthat...you do realize this could be the same person on both sites, right? Doesn't mean it's stolen or anything.

    Submitted by mycoolname on May 28, 10 at 4:06pm
  • I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make myself the center of attention but I'm 99% sure I'm the girl. Unless this same exact thing happened twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Ha ha you are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:04pm
  • thank you 10:19. ladies, you don't have to go home with a guy that says that to you, but you don't have to be condescending little bitches about it either (especially if your dumbass doesn't even know how to use proper grammar). that shit is funny whether you want to admit it or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Boyfriends are speedbumps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:13am
  • Nice! That would probably work on me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:28am
  • Bahahaha thats fucking funny.

    Submitted by britneyrochelle on Jan 5, 11 at 2:40am
  • Better than her giving you her boyfriends number after you asked for hers... Because you were douchy enough to buy her a drink after she already said she had a boyfriend.

    Submitted by rikkirachelle on Jun 25, 10 at 2:21pm
  • I find it hilarious. Original or not. I laughed ridiculously when I read it. I'd have let him buy me the drink. Witty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:20am
  • if someone said this to me, i would probably at lease make out with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Stop saying epic, fags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:30pm
  • 10:08 you are a huggeee whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:30am
  • Drinks at a bar : $10 Cab home :$15 Having a pickup line that actually works: priceless Lol hope u got play for that line it genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:43am
  • It's stolen from canitapthat, so you should be thanking the guy who put it on their site not this dickhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:59pm
    • Dude, it doesn't matter if he got the line or not. Most people get at least most of what they say from someone else. It's call learned and adding to your vocabulary. And even if it wasn't original, it was still a good line! Stop being a dick.

      Submitted by DaxxButtons on Jul 23, 10 at 11:31pm
  • That's epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:19pm
  • who cares where it's from? its fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:55am
  • Aw.... Goldfish matter!!!

    Submitted by jade_ on Mar 28, 10 at 7:15am
  • Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:28am
  • Fuckin awesome ha ha just made my night !!!

    Submitted by king83 on Mar 7, 11 at 1:07am
  • And if youre wondering why its because going from what you said, you think its perfectly normal to show off your body if a guy has good looks or money. AND THEN you decided to act like your smart by posting your whorely words on this feed, as if whores have the rational thought ability to conversate with real people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:34am
  • Hey 10:08... No shit Sherlock it's called a joke... And that's why you'll never have a date lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Fake!! Taken from some pickup line website or app.

    Submitted by domenioski on Nov 9, 10 at 1:15am
  • this is like a common joke, and is obviously fake. like, who says "replied" in a text?

    Submitted by anya74 on May 16, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?\nHer: I have a boyfriend!\nMe: And I have a goldfish.\nHer: What?\nMe: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter\nwww.canitapthat.com/index.php?taps

    Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:52am
  • hahahahahahahah I love this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26am
  • That's super epic shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:51am
  • This is amazing. Lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Isnt that from a childs tv show???

    Submitted by MCR2011 on Apr 11, 11 at 10:39pm
  • Lol gotta use it 1 day

    Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:38pm
  • hah definitely had a guy use this on me..when referring to me sucking his dick..

    Submitted by laurajan12 on Sep 29, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Yeah that wouldbe charming enough for me to reconsider my situation ; )

    Submitted by msb76 on Jun 18, 10 at 11:37pm
  • I used the line at a club for a chick visiting in from Sacramento to LA. Perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:48pm
  • you so stole that from mock the week. win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:12am
  • If a girl falls for this hope you are just hitting it for a booty call, cuz if shed leave her BF for you, whats to stop her from doing the same with u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:30am
  • Thats a good ass line hope it worked haa

    Submitted by cduub on Apr 6, 10 at 6:54pm
  • hahahah , so dece

    Submitted by ilove_dk18 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:59pm
  • You are almost my new idol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:10am
  • so, you went home and jerked off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:16am
  • so...you may be my dream man. im glad im from your area, ill keep hoping forever <3 haaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Dont say you didn't steal it, it's word for word stolen. Still funny, just don't act like you came up with it by coincidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm
  • I like this but it's from a movie brotha!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:26am
  • I used this this line and got it in the sack afterwards. Id say it was a good night.

    Submitted by Lavender69 on Nov 29, 10 at 1:27am
  • you my friend make Connecticut proud, im voting for you for governor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:48am
  • yeah, not original but still quality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Gotta chicks number and fucked her using this line!!!! Thank you so much

    Submitted by BVBhimself on Jun 11, 10 at 12:53am
  • wtf- a guy used this one on me last night on rebalride!! \ncopy right that shit.

    Submitted by soundsfamilar on Feb 22, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Lmfaooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:01pm
  • hahah Im a girl and still thought this was funny. if a guy said this to me and I had a boyfriend, he would be my new boyfriend good sense of humor is a must

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:35pm
  • You asked a girl to by her a drink? I guess she doesn't like going girl on girl. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I'd laugh. But I wouldn't go out with the guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:26am
  • I'm sorry, but she was being polite. iIt's funny, but you're an ass. I'd have accepted the drink, and then thrown it in your face. Also, if you wouldn't want a girlfriend of yours sleeping around, don't hit on the girlfriends of others.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:36pm
  • ok, judging from how many girls left good comments on this, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is a good line. thank you.

    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 9:09am
  • Omg!!! I love that we have the same area code <333

    Submitted by jblover on Aug 10, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Who are these girls that keep saying that would work on me. I mean really? Can i just ask to fuck you while your bf watches, cause to be honest unless you look like brad Pitt and fuck like Peter north I don't believe that cheesy line would work on any girl. (unless your fat and or ugly)

    Submitted by 757baller on Jul 22, 10 at 6:25am
  • <3

    Submitted by XoSurayaXo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Best recovery ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:16am
  • Gotta write that down lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:13am
  • Nice job coming up with an original....bs

    Submitted by crystal181 on Jun 7, 10 at 4:03pm
  • What a beast reply

    Submitted by astronum25 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:02pm
  • wow way to steal other people's shit\nso effing fake.

    Submitted by hello118 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:27am
  • This is on god damn tshirts lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:13pm
  • My friend used this after seeing the text. He's datin the chick now.

    Submitted by RocknRoll787 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:44pm
  • HAHA this is epic. I think I may love you.. :p

    Submitted by radtasticx on Apr 26, 10 at 12:43am
  • im using this, just unreal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:23am
  • Awesome. Just awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:37am
  • this is so ill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 10 at 12:34pm
  • That right there is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:12am
  • hahaha idk if this was mine...im from danbury...but i use it all the time...ive never had a bad response. most girls laugh and then go ahead and get a drink or dance wth me haha. it breaks the ice...

    Submitted by jonnyvicious on Jan 24, 10 at 2:36pm
  • So! Sick! What game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:38pm
  • i'm a girl. thats pretty hot. i might have to re-evaluate my relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:34am
  • people take these jokes way to personally. (point) it was a great line it may not be original.. but wen u see it for the first time, its still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:02pm
  • 1. Excellent line, I will use it. 2. I've had better success after getting them to buy me a drink. Plus it's cheaper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:15pm
  • this is ed byrne's joke, except he used a dog and not a goldfish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Thanks for the great line, maybe I'll get to use it this weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Best one ever! Yeaaa buddy

    Submitted by scottymo on Aug 23, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Hahahaha!!!! GUD ONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Fuckin stole that line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:54am
  • i may have been that girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:05am
  • Amazing! After that I would be saying What Boyfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:04am
  • I would so let you put your weiner in my mouth 7:05.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:14am
  • you make me proud to be a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:47pm
  • FTW = FOR THE WIN OR FUCK THE WORLD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:01am
  • Shoulda said bring him along I will fuck him to

    Submitted by emery42069 on Apr 17, 11 at 3:44pm
  • I would so let this guy buy me a drink. Just for a line that made me laugh. Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:46pm
  • i used this line, it was amazing! thanks!

    Submitted by nsaok07 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:05pm
  • thank you 11:02 thank you so very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:26pm
  • In the immortal words of Strong Bad, "And best of luck to you."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58pm
  • If some one said that to me i would be like "ok so my moms dead my bros dead and my dad soesnt give a shit"

    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:12pm
  • This for sure Means bussiness in my world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:46am
  • this is from the can i tap that website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Lol that's good!

    Submitted by kittycatty1 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:09pm
  • Your my idol hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:40am
  • w/e it's from, doesn't matter. it's funny. most people tend to use lines from tv shows/movies/etc anyway. oh, and boyfriend or not, a free drink is a free drink. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:53pm
  • old pick up line is old... surprise it a fucking douche bag from my state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:46am
  • This is a 'like' on Facebook... Jusss sayin'

    Submitted by MsBridgetAnne on May 20, 11 at 10:23pm
  • That fucking just made my day.

    Submitted by :111 on May 9, 10 at 10:36am
  • Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you can't score bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Male equivalent of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:33pm
  • mind over matter, if she don't mind her boyfriend don't matter.

    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:41am
  • "I have a boyfriend" is the polite way of saying "get away from me you creep." Plenty of girls would accept an offer for a drink, regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not. If she says straight up that she has a boyfriend, you need to take a hint!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:17am
    • Not always. A lot of girls feel guilty just bcause they talk to another human being with a penise. If you open up with this kind of line she'll know that the situation is light hearted. And there's a lot less pressure. It's not like they HAVE to fuck the guy.

      Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Mar 27, 10 at 8:19am
  • We must become friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:16pm
  • And the more unaffected by it the better off you'll be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:28am
  • hahaha ftw! but i have to say i would never let that line work on me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:30pm
  • This ones pretty good

    Submitted by hilarious86 on Oct 14, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Deff my newest pickup line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Woww this is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:47pm
  • You could not represent our area code any better than that text.

    Submitted by pcross on May 18, 10 at 10:13pm
  • at least the girl didn't just try to swindle you for free drinks all night aanddd then drop the oh i have a boyfriend line...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:02pm
  • chill out 7:18 i wouldnt fuck him still, but its funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I did take her home that night

    Submitted by IAmOne on Nov 15, 11 at 6:32pm
  • You know dude is fucking gross if a lady won't even let him buy her a drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:18am
  • that's awesome. screen high five!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:45pm
  • That's really old. But still really funny

    Submitted by IeatTacos on Jun 27, 12 at 12:46pm
  • Omg thats sex right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:15am
  • Hell yeah thats funny as hell

    Submitted by bigboy on Jun 25, 10 at 5:51am
  • <3 makes me laugh every time i read this! bahaha.

    Submitted by kkkatiemac on Mar 30, 10 at 11:43pm
  • OMG! You are my hero. Thats fucking epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:48am
  • very true, chance has used this line for multiple weeks now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:31pm
  • my friend told this to me....just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Definetely using this line in the future

    Submitted by iRun2much on Apr 22, 10 at 7:34pm
  • Why the fuck do people get so damn angry!?\nSo what if a line has been used before, I challenge you to come up with a highly original line that actually does work.\nYes, this line does work too.

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Mar 27, 10 at 8:32am
  • omg I love you... marry me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Just remember....you will lose her just like you got her......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:06am
  • Wow Can I Tap That is the worst website I've ever seen...TLFN look what you have done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Hahaha smooooooth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:09pm
  • i am saying this someday. this is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Simply epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:37am
  • He would SO be getting some, if that were me! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:08pm
  • 2:06, you're supposed to be 18 , go the fuck away.

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:13pm
  • Haha, I tried this once and the girl asked me, "you read that one too?" she then proceeded to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:01pm
  • i love the snarkiness of it! I mean, it wouldn've have WORKED per se but its still quite clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:03am
  • This is an old, old, old concept, but it's not so unique that it had to have been "stolen" from someone else. When I first heard it, the money quote at the end was "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question, then?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:01am
  • You just took that from Canitapthat.. ya real original buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:47am
  • wow haven't heard that one before. i hope you can sense my sarcasm.

    Submitted by KneeHigh on Jan 2, 11 at 10:56pm
  • This was on MLIA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:05pm
  • great stuff!!

    Submitted by tbritt on Jul 7, 10 at 6:42pm
  • That's from facebook

    Submitted by lecutting on May 15, 10 at 11:15am
  • This is awesome u have balls my friend!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:02am
  • LMFAO!! hahahaha so funny!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:15pm
  • What a desperado. Guys like him who can't take no for an answer are pathetic and make me not feel bad about being a cold hearted bitch to guys in clubs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:34pm
  • You got this from the jokes app

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:33am
  • teach me oh great one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 6:30pm
  • hahahahha! thats so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:45am
  • I had a guy tell me this. :)

    Submitted by iStina on Nov 21, 10 at 9:17pm
  • i remember the day i created this line

    Submitted by Y33HAW on May 24, 12 at 7:50pm
  • lmaooo. i just peed a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:42am
  • Holy fuck. That is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I've actually used this before and kept a straight face doing it

    Submitted by jdpadilla on Dec 7, 10 at 2:01pm
  • 7:39 is a creeeeeper. watch out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:28pm
  • I am totally using this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Who gives a shit if somebody else wrote it? This isn't "original thoughts from last night".

    Submitted by finland on Aug 28, 10 at 8:36am
  • Stealing quotes from Tucker Max is SUPER LAME. #IHopeTheyServeBeerInHell and also mentioned in #AssholesFinishFirst

    Submitted by jaeseabean on Dec 4, 11 at 12:36am
  • best pickup line. hands down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:32am
  • It's funny but if you don't want your girlfriend sleeping around, don't hit on other people's girls. It's karma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:57am
  • ..... i had to read over this so many times to figure it out. it would be easier if it said : I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said she had a boyfriend ANYWAY, FTW :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:06pm
  • i would have loled if i was that girl. awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:18am
  • clever line. although it doesn't really matter if you didn't get laid in the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Hey mister i have game!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:02pm
  • 705 that's pretty much the best thing ever, id let you and the guy who posted this into my pants anyday. my boyfriend sucks anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:39pm
  • that is just friggin' awesome!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:01am
  • that line has been around for ever, way to ruin it by posting it on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:08pm
  • I knew the guy who said it, he was totally drunk and doesn't even remember saying it. A friend of his who was standing there posted it on line. So all you haters who said he copied it, maybe he is the original and other posted it after he said it. Either way it was classic when he did it and I would be happy to have the opportunity to use it.

    Submitted by youpeiceofcrap on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Bahahahahahahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I'd slap him so hard he couldn't see straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Pretty sure this was said to me, wasnt impressed or amused. Gave a weird look and then walked away. B.t.w, totally single.

    Submitted by gabriellexbeebe on Jan 2, 11 at 1:23am
  • I love it.... I'm using that next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:02am
  • Efrain way to steel from other people!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:13pm
  • next time try something original, douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I might let a guy buy me a drink after that line!

    Submitted by TiniSimo on Jan 20, 12 at 7:34pm
  • Wasn't this a fanpage on facebook?

    Submitted by aisx3 on May 5, 10 at 3:19pm
  • old, unoriginal

    Submitted by DJChrissyChris on Dec 27, 10 at 11:13am
  • I am so gonna use this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I did this and I did not steal it at all what so ever I was drunk and had a lot of courage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Omg that's funnnnnnny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:35am
  • BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER!!!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Nice I would use that! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:04am
  • Lol good shit Neil.

    Submitted by heistheone1122 on Mar 25, 11 at 4:06am
  • Absolutely brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:49am
  • TFLN is a great site but this one is just recycled crap from a funny pick up line site, not original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:14am
  • lol fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 9:48 has a tiny penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:48pm
  • same thing was posted on another website. Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: I have a boyfriend! Me: And I have a goldfish. Her: What? Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:22pm
  • When she said I have a boyfriend you should have said how long have you had this problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:57am
  • Whatever. I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:22pm
  • dumb shit. that line sux asscock, ya one word, asscock. get scrubbed on BIATCH!!!!! such a little f shit. go eat some fuck. then suck ur own mangina u little bitchfuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 2:06am
  • You fucked that one up common now

    Submitted by bolinasman on Sep 10, 12 at 10:22pm
  • Haha This actually happened to me!!!! Not kidding!!! Amazing...

    Submitted by blondiegirl77 on Apr 17, 12 at 12:34am
  • Hahaha. I had a friend use that on me his first day working with me. It was hilarious

    Submitted by 363queenofking on Jul 19, 11 at 9:39am
  • Lol the brilliant words of Taylor Jernigan!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:18am
  • amazing! you win. i'd tap that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:03am
  • Fake. This is a joke I read somewhere

    Submitted by allybabee on Jul 20, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Haha best one ever how is this not number one?

    Submitted by fuckcanada on May 10, 10 at 11:08am
  • I would marry you if you said that to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Hahaha!

    Submitted by jrhodes757 on Dec 29, 12 at 10:01pm
  • thats funny. if that happened to me i would say something witty in return but still laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:16pm
  • ahahah i would totally let him buy me a drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Is there a trademark on this one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:08am
  • It's funny. The OPs a whiney bitch, but its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:17pm
  • First let me say that reading all 494 pages of textsfromlastnight has been enlightening. Funny, disgusting, and best of reassuring because I know now that I'm not the sluttiest person I know, not the only one to put my pussy under the faucet, and not the only one to get high or drunk and do bizarro shit. For that, I thank you. Secondly, if a guy said that to me, I'd spit in his face. Not in the good way either. If he's too dumb to be let down easily, then I'll stop wasting my fake manners on him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Joe, how could you post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:05pm
  • the fact that this is from south western connecticut does not surprise me in the slightest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Haha I'm so gonna use this line one day! Thank you!

    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:52am
  • Thats brilliant mate!!! I would have laughed had you told me that line, but still wouldnt have made me cheat! Kudos for trying a funny line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I would have said "so do I" or "cool, he can make us breakfast."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:05am
  • That was brilliant

    Submitted by chacon206 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:13pm
  • I just tried to use this and her boyfriend was next to her. I lost a contact and spilled my beer after he back handed me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:10pm
  • I've had this line used on me before. Made me laugh but didn't make me cheat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:44pm
  • It's worked 3/3 times I tried it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:19pm
  • and it's connecticut FTW. gotta love the 203

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:54am
  • Original or not it's still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:20pm
  • this is bullshit that is my line!!!!!!!!! Chance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:29pm
  • wait. you really texted all that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:29pm
  • This makes me proud to be from Fairfield County

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • You should be lil waynes wing man President obamas e harmony coordinator And you should but already are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:29am
  • That made me laugh hard... but seriously I hope she threw her drink in your face and/or slapped you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Hahaha good one

    Submitted by kksoren on Jan 2, 13 at 6:17pm
  • This has been on the Internet forever.

    Submitted by WTFFML1 on Jun 29, 11 at 9:19pm
  • If a chick is telling you she has a boyfriend, it isn't because she cares about the bf (whether she has one or not). It's because she doesn't want to talk to you, plain and simple. If you were hot, looked like you had money or had any skills what-so-ever, she would have never mentioned a boyfriend and would have let you check out her cleavage and ass all night. Get a clue or keep looking like a desperate loser, who insults women because he knows they won't give him the time of day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:08pm
  • I've got a friend who uses this line and has actually succeeded getting a chicks number.

    Submitted by L31NER on Nov 16, 13 at 8:07pm
  • Oh nice dude your such a bad ass way to tell her that her boyfriend doesn't matter you bad ass dude I wish I was that bad ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:50am
  • I'd have told this guy to get lost before I introduced his balls to his tonsils.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:43pm
  • What an ass... how ruuuude. I would kick that guy in the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:35pm
  • LOL WTF! that's stupid, hope her boyfriend heard, and you can get a good beating!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:28pm