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  • Submitted by Phys on Aug 14, 11 at 3:43pm

    After your fourth shot of tequila he's being a good friend, not cock blocking

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 15, 11 at 11:38pm

    Touché

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    Submitted by Babypunching on Aug 15, 11 at 4:53am

    Last time I save you from hooking up with a pre op transvestite man...last time.

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    Submitted by love2sucDobbs on Aug 14, 11 at 6:27pm

    805! And 661!

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    Submitted by devino on Aug 15, 11 at 2:43pm

    the first rule of the ten coMANdments. Thou shalt not cockblock!

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    Submitted by NCwilbur on Aug 15, 11 at 2:37am

    I believe I need a friend like this to\nkeep my out of trouble.

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    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Aug 16, 11 at 10:01pm

    That's a good sidekick to have right there

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    Submitted by gabraham on Aug 14, 11 at 4:07pm

    guys need cock blocks like fatasses need chocolate.

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      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 14, 11 at 4:10pm

      or like mexico needs border patrol

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 12:47am

    This text reminds me of Paris 1945, when my older brother was fighting Nazis. He used to cockblock me strictly so he could swoop in as a ear hero and get the girl. It was almost impossible to compete with a war hero.