My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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3:44-Penises are sincere, it's the voice behind them that can't pas the lie detector.
love it. i have no doubt she came over 20 min after she got it. ha
7:53 I'd respect getting that text. At least it's honest.....
Awwww! I loved this text!! Take notes guys!! This was cute!!
oh man that is rediculously CUTE! That argument wouldve been 100% OVER if my boyfriend sent me that texts. So friggin adorable!!! and cheesy! love it.
yeah i agree with 7:53. I got this text about three months ago and it did NOT fix things
LOL. I'd give in if the boyfriend sent me this.
hahaha. love it. sounds like my boyfriend. lol.
it's sweet... in a wierd pigheaded kinda way
My penis talks all the time, he is a ventriliquist and I am his dummy
haha sound like wht my bf would say to make laugh if I'm mad at him :P
translation: "IM A BIG FAT ASSHOLE BUT I'M STILL HORNY. YOU ARE THE ONLY FEMALE WHO WILL LET ME PUT IT IN."
Sadly, I kinda want to receive this text, haha
LMAO & 3:45 is a close 2nd place!
WTF? Guys, do NOT take notes. Obviously this man only wanted sex! He just had to also "apologize" because she wouldn't do him if he didn't. Ridiculous.
In soviet Russia..., ah well nevermind I got nothin...
I don't understand how girls think dicks are "adorable!!!!"
I couldn't tell you all the crazy things my penis has said to me...
sooo cute :)
i would fuck any guy who sent me this
I would gladly take care of that mans penis if she didnt
Talking penises sound insincere.
he did, 3:19, his dick didn't do anything wrong
put a bow tie on your dick and send that pic....with a caption " Im sorry..still friends?"
Best feauxpology ever
I live in 309, aaaand it sounds like something a few douchebags I know would say.
ROFL Great recovery apology
adorable i feel like at this point it doesnt even have to apologize
ill send it to you =)
i wanna know what the response was hahahah
I would definitely accept that apology! soo cute!
4:15 you got your dick stuck in the wall again didn't you?
Kind of cute. But nothing says 'I want you' more than actually admitting that you're wrong.
oh yea 6:12, did they copy you? Your amaaaazing!
This is pretty much a copy of a text I got 3 months ago. Still cute though!
Q1: what's the most sensitive part of a penis?
A1: the underside, where the shaft meets the the head.
Q2: what's the most insensitive part of a penis?
A2: the man behind it.
theng ya. theng ya ver'mush.