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  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:42pm

    love it. i have no doubt she came over 20 min after she got it. ha

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:58pm

    Awwww! I loved this text!! Take notes guys!! This was cute!!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:53pm

    7:53 I'd respect getting that text. At least it's honest.....

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54pm

    3:44-Penises are sincere, it's the voice behind them that can't pas the lie detector.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    he did, 3:19, his dick didn't do anything wrong

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:34pm

    it's sweet... in a wierd pigheaded kinda way

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:44pm

    Sadly, I kinda want to receive this text, haha

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:17pm

    oh man that is rediculously CUTE! That argument wouldve been 100% OVER if my boyfriend sent me that texts. So friggin adorable!!! and cheesy! love it.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:29pm

    hahaha. love it. sounds like my boyfriend. lol.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:31pm

    haha sound like wht my bf would say to make laugh if I'm mad at him :P

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    yeah i agree with 7:53. I got this text about three months ago and it did NOT fix things

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    LMAO & 3:45 is a close 2nd place!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:51pm

    LOL. I'd give in if the boyfriend sent me this.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:49pm

    sooo cute :) i would fuck any guy who sent me this

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    ill send it to you =)

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:13am

    I don't understand how girls think dicks are "adorable!!!!"

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:40am

    ROFL Great recovery apology

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:56pm

    I would definitely accept that apology! soo cute!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:19pm

    Kind of cute. But nothing says 'I want you' more than actually admitting that you're wrong.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:11am

    In soviet Russia..., ah well nevermind I got nothin...

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:23pm

    I live in 309, aaaand it sounds like something a few douchebags I know would say.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm

    put a bow tie on your dick and send that pic....with a caption " Im sorry..still friends?"

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:26pm

    WTF? Guys, do NOT take notes. Obviously this man only wanted sex! He just had to also "apologize" because she wouldn't do him if he didn't. Ridiculous.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:38pm

    4:15 you got your dick stuck in the wall again didn't you?

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    My penis talks all the time, he is a ventriliquist and I am his dummy

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:44pm

    Talking penises sound insincere.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:26pm

    Q1: what's the most sensitive part of a penis? A1: the underside, where the shaft meets the the head. Q2: what's the most insensitive part of a penis? A2: the man behind it. theng ya. theng ya ver'mush. :-)

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15pm

    i wanna know what the response was hahahah

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:12pm

    This is pretty much a copy of a text I got 3 months ago. Still cute though!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:06pm

    I would gladly take care of that mans penis if she didnt

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:05pm

    Best feauxpology ever

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:53pm

    translation: "IM A BIG FAT ASSHOLE BUT I'M STILL HORNY. YOU ARE THE ONLY FEMALE WHO WILL LET ME PUT IT IN."

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52pm

    I couldn't tell you all the crazy things my penis has said to me...

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:12pm

    oh yea 6:12, did they copy you? Your amaaaazing!

  • 20 30
    Submitted by toridori on Feb 19, 12 at 3:38pm

    adorable i feel like at this point it doesnt even have to apologize