A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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They love to 'exhale' though!
There's some truth in this... Peni (it's the plural of penis that I feel most comfortable using today) often get stifled in enclosed, nonbodyorifice environments, which inevitably leads to cock flashes and jail time.
lmao cock flashes
cock flashes is my new favorite saying. and on that note the plural of pussy is pussi. which is pronounced as puss-eye.