You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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this chick rocks!
Guys, when in doubt, always listen to the smaller head.\nThis could possibly be the smartest girl ever....
You're my hero!
yea, you asshole.
Dear highly-opinionated males who probably don't get laid on a regular basis: this is my friend's text that I submitted, and I assure you that she is one fine piece of ass. I agree with the context clues bit-you guys really need to use your thinking caps.
That's a Houston, TX girl for you! Keep it sassy!
Any time a dude picks alcohol over a chick, she's fugly....
Sadly, I understand this. Poor girl.
My fiancé does this to me on a regular basis.
He was just trying to make you look prettier when he was fucking you
Why would she have to be denying him if he wasn't the one wanting to fuck her in the first place? Some of you really need to use your context clues.
I"m gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably had to get drunk first to have sex with you and then decided to say he was to drunk to drive instead of saying you're to ugly, fat, or bad in bed so he wouldn't hurt your feelings
Don't listen to that bitch I'll come over so you can fuck me.
what an ass.... ruuuude
Smr is completely right. She either doesn't have a clue what she's doing, is annoying, or fat. He hasn't deleted your number yet because you're his backup to his backup.
Used that excuse before
I don't really think it matters what people think this girl really looks like. The point is, his ass just got burned, and it was hilarious
Maybe you just look like a rhino