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  • Submitted by slammin211s on Aug 10, 11 at 2:28pm

    this chick rocks!

  • Submitted by porksword on Aug 10, 11 at 3:52pm

    Guys, when in doubt, always listen to the smaller head.\nThis could possibly be the smartest girl ever....

  • Submitted by DaysWasted on Aug 10, 11 at 2:59pm

    You're my hero!

  • Submitted by TipiGirl on Aug 10, 11 at 5:30pm


  • Submitted by deee on Aug 10, 11 at 3:19pm

    yea, you asshole.

  • Submitted by thatsTHEbitch2u on Aug 13, 11 at 2:01am

    Dear highly-opinionated males who probably don't get laid on a regular basis: this is my friend's text that I submitted, and I assure you that she is one fine piece of ass. I agree with the context clues bit-you guys really need to use your thinking caps.

  • Submitted by CrashR6 on Aug 10, 11 at 3:40pm

    That's a Houston, TX girl for you! Keep it sassy!

  • Submitted by smr167 on Aug 10, 11 at 6:26pm

    Any time a dude picks alcohol over a chick, she's fugly....

  • Submitted by vierge on Aug 10, 11 at 11:55pm

    Sadly, I understand this. Poor girl.

  • Submitted by likeaboss77 on Aug 11, 11 at 1:27am

    Well put

  • Submitted by CaptionDickHead on Aug 10, 11 at 3:12pm

    lmfao ahaha

  • Submitted by love2sucDobbs on Aug 12, 11 at 3:42am


  • Submitted by quimbeezy on Jun 25, 12 at 11:45pm

    My fiancé does this to me on a regular basis.

  • Submitted by Phys on Aug 10, 11 at 2:21pm

    He was just trying to make you look prettier when he was fucking you

  • Submitted by makeitquick on Aug 12, 11 at 12:59am

    Why would she have to be denying him if he wasn't the one wanting to fuck her in the first place? Some of you really need to use your context clues.

  • Submitted by enoland on Aug 11, 11 at 1:54pm


  • Submitted by steveblowie on Aug 10, 11 at 6:40pm

    Don't listen to that bitch I'll come over so you can fuck me.

  • Submitted by sdsoldier on Aug 11, 11 at 12:13am

    Been there

  • Submitted by vicious_vamp on Aug 11, 11 at 8:32am

    I"m gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably had to get drunk first to have sex with you and then decided to say he was to drunk to drive instead of saying you're to ugly, fat, or bad in bed so he wouldn't hurt your feelings

  • Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:13pm

    what an ass.... ruuuude

  • Submitted by AgnoParxi on Aug 12, 11 at 5:12am

    Used that excuse before

  • Submitted by spporto on Aug 10, 11 at 7:22pm

    Smr is completely right. She either doesn't have a clue what she's doing, is annoying, or fat. He hasn't deleted your number yet because you're his backup to his backup.

  • Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Aug 10, 11 at 3:33pm

    Maybe you just look like a rhino

  • Submitted by CAItalian on Nov 30, 11 at 11:33pm

    I don't really think it matters what people think this girl really looks like. The point is, his ass just got burned, and it was hilarious