Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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If you can walk on a treadmill in high heels while texting then you definitely deserve a drink
"if she can run real fast in heels, she probably a ho" -Riley from The Boondocks
I'll take 'How Hookers Workout' for $600 Alex.
Yeah... It's a guy...
You're hoping they make the Walk of Shame into an Olympic Event?
Go home, Dad. You're drunk.
Divine?? I thought you were dead!
By talk you mean fuck right? That shit is the finely tuned mix of trash and class, high combustable.
Today's preparation is tomorrow's achievement.
Lmao @ tg03
It's a Michigan thing.
Hey, as long as you're hanging out at the HookerLympics, bring me some blow, bitch!
Played edward 40 hands on the treadmill once..ended up stopping to take a breather nd projectile vomited directly into my cousins face..preceded to restart the treadmill nd finished the game..needless to say I won!!
You say you're "on" a treadmill, but say nothing of it actually being on and working out. Once you're doing a brisk pace on a steep incline while wearing heels and drinking whiskey, we will talk.
This is stupid