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  • 43 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:29pm

    Well, did you take the plates of food off the table first?

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:52am

    First! And this text is fake!

  • 39 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:55pm

    Either he wasn't trying hard enough, or you're just not into..

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:26pm

    you must just suck at it

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:35pm

    Well.. as long as it's sturdy.. what's the prob? :]

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:22pm

    941 is a moron for spelling cincy with an i

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:35pm

    If you can swing it, just go for the counter.

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:24pm

    Fuck tables, Fuck in a doorway

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:34pm

    i respectfully disagree. Strongly.

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:25am

    6:34 - BINGO! Never a bad time...ever! But it does take 2 to tango. Did you put forth any effort or were you just laying there like you do with your husband? LOL

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:49pm

    you did it wrong. kitchen tables are perfect

  • 26 25
    Submitted by TiniSimo on May 23, 11 at 3:31pm

    Yes it is... Must not be doin it right

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    Hooray, Cinci. Agreed- kitchen tables are crap. Try the bathroom counter next time- MUCH better ;)

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:02am

    Depends on the table.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by DAman11 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:47pm

    Mhmmm yeah my table can't complain it has seen it fair share of pussy man and plus I love it when it's a tight hole i just shove my dick in there making them scream!!! Love it muahaha

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:49pm

    then he is doin right

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:49pm

    You need a better kitchen table!

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:06am

    Ahhh. There's your problem. Not enough syrup!

  • 22 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:23pm

    unless its a card table...the rocking motion and height is simply perfect!

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:46pm

    Maybe if you're with a short guy. In which case, you're screwed anyways. Bathroom counters are the best. They're the perfect height, offer a view (hello, mirror) and the showers just a few feet away. :)

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:07pm

    hard flat stuff is rarely enchanting for sexual maneuvers.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:04pm

    i agree. last week i broke my table and even after it fell he tried to keep going.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:37pm

    You're doing it wrong.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:11pm

    FALSE.. it is excellent

  • 22 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:12pm

    Disagree. Yeah I had a bruise on my tailbone after from arching my back ocassionally, but the table seriously felt like it was made for us- exactly the right height for him to slide right in.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:04pm

    is this a win or a fail

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:20pm

    9:46 - fuck yeah! bathroom counters are amazing!! good call... what are you doin' later?? ha ha. j/k

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:28am

    disagree. 9:46 - you're entirely right. couldn't have said it better myself.

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    I agree 0 especially when it's your moms kitchen table

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:09pm

    disagree. kitchen table, picnic bench, trampoline, and the hood of a Sonoma are the best places :]

  • 14 32
    Submitted by crayonempire23 on Nov 29, 11 at 12:48am

    Then you're doing it wrong.

  • 19 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:43pm

    First off you did it wrong, it is amazing. Second, I read some other responses and sex in a doorway is amazing, as well as on the counter. :)

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:33am

    uhmm, fuck yeah it is