Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
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Well, did you take the plates of food off the table first?
Either he wasn't trying hard enough, or you're just not into..
6:34 - BINGO! Never a bad time...ever! But it does take 2 to tango. Did you put forth any effort or were you just laying there like you do with your husband?
If you can swing it, just go for the counter.
then he is doin right
you did it wrong. kitchen tables are perfect
you must just suck at it
Fuck tables, Fuck in a doorway
First! And this text is fake!
Well.. as long as it's sturdy.. what's the prob? :]
Ahhh. There's your problem. Not enough syrup!
i respectfully disagree. Strongly.
Hooray, Cinci. Agreed- kitchen tables are crap. Try the bathroom counter next time- MUCH better ;)
9:46 - fuck yeah! bathroom counters are amazing!! good call... what are you doin' later?? ha ha. j/k
FALSE.. it is excellent
Maybe if you're with a short guy. In which case, you're screwed anyways.
Bathroom counters are the best. They're the perfect height, offer a view (hello, mirror) and the showers just a few feet away. :)
You're doing it wrong.
hard flat stuff is rarely enchanting for sexual maneuvers.
You need a better kitchen table!
9:46 - you're entirely right. couldn't have said it better myself.
i agree. last week i broke my table and even after it fell he tried to keep going.
is this a win or a fail
Depends on the table.
Disagree. Yeah I had a bruise on my tailbone after from arching my back ocassionally, but the table seriously felt like it was made for us- exactly the right height for him to slide right in.
unless its a card table...the rocking motion and height is simply perfect!
941 is a moron for spelling cincy with an i
First off you did it wrong, it is amazing. Second, I read some other responses and sex in a doorway is amazing, as well as on the counter. :)
Yes it is... Must not be doin it right
I agree 0 especially when it's your moms kitchen table
Mhmmm yeah my table can't complain it has seen it fair share of pussy man and plus I love it when it's a tight hole i just shove my dick in there making them scream!!! Love it muahaha
Then you're doing it wrong.
kitchen table, picnic bench, trampoline, and the hood of a Sonoma are the best places :]
uhmm, fuck yeah it is