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  • Well, did you take the plates of food off the table first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Either he wasn't trying hard enough, or you're just not into..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:55pm
  • If you can swing it, just go for the counter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 6:34 - BINGO! Never a bad time...ever! But it does take 2 to tango. Did you put forth any effort or were you just laying there like you do with your husband? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:25am
  • you did it wrong. kitchen tables are perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:49pm
  • then he is doin right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:49pm
  • you must just suck at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Ahhh. There's your problem. Not enough syrup!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:06am
  • Well.. as long as it's sturdy.. what's the prob? :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:35pm
  • First! And this text is fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:52am
  • Hooray, Cinci. Agreed- kitchen tables are crap. Try the bathroom counter next time- MUCH better ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:41pm
  • i respectfully disagree. Strongly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Fuck tables, Fuck in a doorway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:24pm
  • You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:37pm
  • hard flat stuff is rarely enchanting for sexual maneuvers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Maybe if you're with a short guy. In which case, you're screwed anyways. Bathroom counters are the best. They're the perfect height, offer a view (hello, mirror) and the showers just a few feet away. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:46pm
  • unless its a card table...the rocking motion and height is simply perfect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:23pm
  • You need a better kitchen table!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:49pm
  • disagree. 9:46 - you're entirely right. couldn't have said it better myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:28am
  • 9:46 - fuck yeah! bathroom counters are amazing!! good call... what are you doin' later?? ha ha. j/k

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:20pm
  • FALSE.. it is excellent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:11pm
  • i agree. last week i broke my table and even after it fell he tried to keep going.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:04pm
  • First off you did it wrong, it is amazing. Second, I read some other responses and sex in a doorway is amazing, as well as on the counter. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 941 is a moron for spelling cincy with an i

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Depends on the table.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:02am
  • Disagree. Yeah I had a bruise on my tailbone after from arching my back ocassionally, but the table seriously felt like it was made for us- exactly the right height for him to slide right in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:12pm
  • is this a win or a fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Yes it is... Must not be doin it right

    Submitted by TiniSimo on May 23, 11 at 3:31pm
  • Mhmmm yeah my table can't complain it has seen it fair share of pussy man and plus I love it when it's a tight hole i just shove my dick in there making them scream!!! Love it muahaha

    Submitted by DAman11 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:47pm
  • I agree 0 especially when it's your moms kitchen table

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Then you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by crayonempire23 on Nov 29, 11 at 12:48am
  • disagree. kitchen table, picnic bench, trampoline, and the hood of a Sonoma are the best places :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:09pm
  • uhmm, fuck yeah it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:33am