is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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Yeah, this is very thoughtful for all those girls that have to taste that. Thank you! Except, if soap causes chaffing then how to guys take a shower? I mean, shower gel is made of the same stuff soap is.
wow, this is fascinating. i thought i had heard just about everything possible from my guy friends but they left this out at some point...
Holy shit! I thought I was the only one!!!
... In all my years of drinking I have never, ever witnessed a man washing his tool in the sink at a bar. I can't imagine anything more awkward than walking in on a bloke doing that.
In England we all wait till we get back to the house/hotel like normal people.
Actually, thinking about it, I wonder if it has to do with road head? I mean, in the UK the traffic is so dense and the journeys generally so short that road head is impractical on anything other than a long haul journey. Makes you think.
7:50 - take a fucking shower
I had no idea this happened... but I like it.
i <3 the guy who said to wash it in the toilet...way to be!!!
i did that yesterday hahaha
Guilty as charged. BAHAHAHAHA!!
To who ever anomynous bitch who said : I CALL BS"
Fucking recall dumb shit. every guy you fuck probably washes his cock in the sink, and actually, I bet after fucking you they wash their cock with Ajax and a steel whool
Is that what I've been doing wrong
What!??! Oh my god. Guys do the weirdest things...respectful...but still! How do you even get it up there?!? I think I'd rather take my chances with the dirty penis than the now bar sink germ covered one.
This is amazing. Nothing like sweaty balls to make me not want to put them in my mouth! Keep up the good work guys.
hahahah...at least they are cleaning it. haaa...pfffft...this kills me
I usually dip it in the toilet
I call BS, I've never seen or heard of a guy do this in a bar/club bathroom (thankfully).
Fuck, most guys are so drunk/retarded they don't even wash their hands after peeing in a bar bathroom. And I'm from the CHI as well.
I'm a guy and have never done nor have I ever seen or heard of any other guy doing this.
man smell > bar toilet 'rinsing'
7:50 don't you take showers after sex?
Yeah, but regular hand soap leaves a residue and do you think a girl wants to taste that? No. She's gonna suck a dick so she wants that dick taste.
11:50 made me laugh harder than the actual text!
never thought guys did this, but i'd appreciate it!
Guys with sweaty dicks= not fun, not fun at all.
I love the straight men who say "shouldn't it be clean anyway?" they obviously havent put their face near a penis that's been cooped up in hot tight pants for a few hours.
If u keep it shaved, it really is just a rinse!
Why the fuck would someone wash their penis? Unless something was spilled on it, it shouldn't be dirty...
freshening up in a bar sink before a blow job... and they said chivalry was dead
Definitely, definitely. Unfortunately, I didn't do it one time, and I had sex the previous night, and the girl blowing me knew that, so she stopped blowing me, and called me a player as she left. Always wash your cock!!
baahahahahahahaha@sweats febreeze from his balls....lmfao at that one.
haha, now I feel bad for telling my man how weird it is that he does this. Clearly, he's not alone.
Seriously, thank you to all the guys that do.
Yup, we do it over in Europe too. Basic idea is cleaning in case she's gonna go down in the taxi on the way home.
Back home, straight to shower before bed.
Guys don't see other guys washing their wangs and think that's weird?
febreeze makes shit taste nasty
7:50 - I love the 'called' me a player, why not just celebrate the fact that you may well be! Woo!
guilty as charged...grab a wet-nap and a wet paper towel and you're good to go.
I do this....quite often actually, but it is for totally altruistic reasons!
i insist on a shower for the both of us, whether its my place or hers, no woman ges in my bed without one.......... no shower no sex
i do it if i know i'm getting a bj
You have to have really nasty body odor on a regular basis to even think about having to rinse your junk off. If my guy smelled that bad, I'd never get my face anywhere near that.
wtf, my cock stays clean until it's inside someone. and i have never seen another guy doing this.
i do the same thing, but i'm a female and it is obviously my vagina
I applaud the effort! So nice to know guys do this. Please, just keep away from the nasty sink germs
Your awesome. The same shit happened to me once, but she was kinda drunk and continued. Next day I told all my buddies they laughed so hard.
now take it to the next step and spray some febreeze down there.
why are so many people dissing this?
i think it's fantastic. and very thoughtful lol
keep it up, guys! we appreciate it.... and yes, pun very intended
I honestly had no idea any of this went down in a men's room. As a woman, I applaud you.
but it smells nice and we gotta do a lot of breathing through the nose down there.
keeping Chicago clean
This doesn't surprise me at all. I'm a girl and I've done it too. Might as well salvage the last of my dignity by at least making sure it's fresh down there.
I thought I was the only one!
A moist towlette and some sanitizer...it burns just a bit to tell you its working.
LOL. Amazing responses!
To all those chicks that wonder why it's supposedly so dirty, it's not. Turns out guys sweat and we doubt you want to be tasting that. It's a kind gesture.
snail trail from urban dictionary->
A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs
first i pee, then i was my penis...especially if its at a bar!
That's the text my friend and I wrote. He also told me that you should never rinse your dick with soap.... Sooooo much chaffing.
hahaha... i've done this...
lmao i checked urban dictionary too right after i posted 12:42 (first one). some funny stuff
they have wipes you can buy at the sex stores...individually wrapped...
"before love, after love"... I keep one in my purse at all times...
hell yea i bring a moist towelet in there too
I would just love to know if guys do this in clubs with bathroom attendants???? Do you tip them an extra buck?
1150 haha... But wow this is kinda gross... they shouldn't be that dirty!!? I mean, women have more of an excuse...snail trails and all, but what is a dude who does this hiding??
company that called B-fresh makes these moist towelettes, size / shape of a condom so just stick it whereever you keep your going out condom, hell of a lot easier than trying to dip your balls in the sink and it smells better
i'm curious too... snail trails?