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  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:23am

    i did that yesterday hahaha

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:02pm

    I love the straight men who say "shouldn't it be clean anyway?" they obviously havent put their face near a penis that's been cooped up in hot tight pants for a few hours.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:03am

    i <3 the guy who said to wash it in the toilet...way to be!!!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:00pm

    Guilty as charged. BAHAHAHAHA!!

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:10pm

    7:50 - take a fucking shower

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:50pm

    freshening up in a bar sink before a blow job... and they said chivalry was dead

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:18am

    ... In all my years of drinking I have never, ever witnessed a man washing his tool in the sink at a bar. I can't imagine anything more awkward than walking in on a bloke doing that. In England we all wait till we get back to the house/hotel like normal people. Actually, thinking about it, I wonder if it has to do with road head? I mean, in the UK the traffic is so dense and the journeys generally so short that road head is impractical on anything other than a long haul journey. Makes you think.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:20pm

    Yeah, this is very thoughtful for all those girls that have to taste that. Thank you! Except, if soap causes chaffing then how to guys take a shower? I mean, shower gel is made of the same stuff soap is.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:24am

    11:50 made me laugh harder than the actual text!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:51am

    To all those chicks that wonder why it's supposedly so dirty, it's not. Turns out guys sweat and we doubt you want to be tasting that. It's a kind gesture.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:45am

    I'm a guy and have never done nor have I ever seen or heard of any other guy doing this.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:40pm

    wow, this is fascinating. i thought i had heard just about everything possible from my guy friends but they left this out at some point...

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:03am

    why are so many people dissing this? i think it's fantastic. and very thoughtful lol keep it up, guys! we appreciate it.... and yes, pun very intended

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:23pm

    To who ever anomynous bitch who said : I CALL BS" Fucking recall dumb shit. every guy you fuck probably washes his cock in the sink, and actually, I bet after fucking you they wash their cock with Ajax and a steel whool

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:47pm

    I had no idea this happened... but I like it.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:31am

    haha, now I feel bad for telling my man how weird it is that he does this. Clearly, he's not alone.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:22pm

    I usually dip it in the toilet

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:16pm

    I call BS, I've never seen or heard of a guy do this in a bar/club bathroom (thankfully). Fuck, most guys are so drunk/retarded they don't even wash their hands after peeing in a bar bathroom. And I'm from the CHI as well.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:48am

    Seriously, thank you to all the guys that do.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:35pm

    Is that what I've been doing wrong

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:53pm

    baahahahahahahaha@sweats febreeze from his balls....lmfao at that one.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:54am

    man smell > bar toilet 'rinsing'

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:16am

    This is amazing. Nothing like sweaty balls to make me not want to put them in my mouth! Keep up the good work guys.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:57am

    To who ever anomynous bitch who said : I CALL BS" Fucking recall dumb shit. every guy you fuck probably washes his cock in the sink, and actually, I bet after fucking you they wash their cock with Ajax and a steel whool

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:52pm

    7:50 don't you take showers after sex?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:09am

    7:50 - I love the 'called' me a player, why not just celebrate the fact that you may well be! Woo!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:29pm

    guilty as charged...grab a wet-nap and a wet paper towel and you're good to go.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:06pm

    hahahah...at least they are cleaning it. haaa...pfffft...this kills me

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:17pm

    If u keep it shaved, it really is just a rinse!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29am

    LOL!! they have wipes you can buy at the sex stores...individually wrapped... "before love, after love"... I keep one in my purse at all times...

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:10pm

    That's the text my friend and I wrote. He also told me that you should never rinse your dick with soap.... Sooooo much chaffing.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:26pm

    Guys don't see other guys washing their wangs and think that's weird?

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:53pm

    never thought guys did this, but i'd appreciate it! Guys with sweaty dicks= not fun, not fun at all.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:54pm

    Holy shit! I thought I was the only one!!!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:23pm

    I applaud the effort! So nice to know guys do this. Please, just keep away from the nasty sink germs

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:30pm

    wtf, my cock stays clean until it's inside someone. and i have never seen another guy doing this.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:54pm

    I do this....quite often actually, but it is for totally altruistic reasons!

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36pm

    i do the same thing, but i'm a female and it is obviously my vagina

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:11am

    What!??! Oh my god. Guys do the weirdest things...respectful...but still! How do you even get it up there?!? I think I'd rather take my chances with the dirty penis than the now bar sink germ covered one.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:55am

    but it smells nice and we gotta do a lot of breathing through the nose down there.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:49am

    febreeze makes shit taste nasty

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:35am

    now take it to the next step and spray some febreeze down there.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:59pm

    A moist towlette and some sanitizer...it burns just a bit to tell you its working.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:31pm

    i insist on a shower for the both of us, whether its my place or hers, no woman ges in my bed without one.......... no shower no sex

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:26pm

    Yeah, but regular hand soap leaves a residue and do you think a girl wants to taste that? No. She's gonna suck a dick so she wants that dick taste.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:30am

    Yup, we do it over in Europe too. Basic idea is cleaning in case she's gonna go down in the taxi on the way home. Back home, straight to shower before bed.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:42am

    LMFAO!!!!! snail trail from urban dictionary-> A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:47pm

    hahaha... i've done this...

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:27pm

    i do it if i know i'm getting a bj

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:50pm

    Definitely, definitely. Unfortunately, I didn't do it one time, and I had sex the previous night, and the girl blowing me knew that, so she stopped blowing me, and called me a player as she left. Always wash your cock!!

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:13am

    WTF

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:23pm

    keeping Chicago clean

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:18pm

    HAHAHA I thought I was the only one!

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:30pm

    This doesn't surprise me at all. I'm a girl and I've done it too. Might as well salvage the last of my dignity by at least making sure it's fresh down there.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:26pm

    Why the fuck would someone wash their penis? Unless something was spilled on it, it shouldn't be dirty...

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:12pm

    I honestly had no idea any of this went down in a men's room. As a woman, I applaud you.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:44am

    lmao i checked urban dictionary too right after i posted 12:42 (first one). some funny stuff

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:10am

    first i pee, then i was my penis...especially if its at a bar!

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:20am

    LOL. Amazing responses!

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:59am

    7:50 - Your awesome. The same shit happened to me once, but she was kinda drunk and continued. Next day I told all my buddies they laughed so hard.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:28pm

    hell yea i bring a moist towelet in there too

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:38pm

    You have to have really nasty body odor on a regular basis to even think about having to rinse your junk off. If my guy smelled that bad, I'd never get my face anywhere near that.

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:27pm

    I would just love to know if guys do this in clubs with bathroom attendants???? Do you tip them an extra buck?

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:42am

    i'm curious too... snail trails?

  • 34 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:15am

    1150 haha... But wow this is kinda gross... they shouldn't be that dirty!!? I mean, women have more of an excuse...snail trails and all, but what is a dude who does this hiding??

  • 27 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:25am

    company that called B-fresh makes these moist towelettes, size / shape of a condom so just stick it whereever you keep your going out condom, hell of a lot easier than trying to dip your balls in the sink and it smells better