i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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