He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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sounds more like you should hate yourself lol
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Oh my god. That sounds exactly like Gainesville. That place needs to be condemned
At least he didn't do Baby Shark?
That's just having true school spirit!
Best part of this text is the area code.
somehow all the girls there fall for the stupid crap. my husband went there...had sex with three girls in a day. whores. all whores.
I hate Gainesville, too....Go 'Noles!!
Yayyy Gainesville, go gators. :)
Was he wearing blue jean shorts? I bet he was. Ben Hill Griffin is a Jorts magnet and mullet festival.
I would have let out a Roar and said Geaux Tigers as I grabbed my clothes and hauled ass outta there!
Gator chomp FTW
No championship for u! Go Tigers!
Do you know what kills Gators? Hurricanes.
Next time tell you get turned on by men wearing sexy silky underwear. Extra points if you get him to wax too. Tell him how disgusting and repulsive pubic hair hair is if he falters.
You should really hate yourself....although hating Gainsville is a step in the right direction...