i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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My names blaire except an E on the end lol
Gotta love the double standards...if a guy says something along these lines, he gets high-fived. When a girl says it, she's called an insecure slut.
Women get just as horny as guys do, if not more. So pants down, dick out, and we'll talk about names when we're done.
Again, wrong cuntlip.
I love how any of these that have to do with sex is like open invitation for everyone to let everyone else know just what THEIR sexual preferences and promiscuity levels are. Dear god. Yes, girls DO talk like this. But there's a difference between wanting a dick and wanting a dick and acting like a tramp about it. Have some class. And the girl that wrote the text needs to get a vibrator or find a guy that wants her because this one obviously doesn't.
3:08, I'm a girl and I totally agree.
3:08 gets it... Why don't girls?
she sounds awesome hahaha i love her.
and the people here are retarded. god forbid a girl speaks her mind and has some personality. she was sending a funny text, big deal. some of you guys have nothing better to do than judge other people and form hasty, ignorant opinions of them.
You're fucking lame!
ohhhh, well good thing he don't have a gf anymore. & i did fuck his brains out hahahaha.
Yeah I say shit like this all the time. I even add an air thrust sometimes for emphasis. Go dick.
I hate women like you.
Seriously, 1:25? She doesn't owe his gf anything.
hahaha. it cracks me up how into this people get. this is a text someone sent, not something for you to critique! obviously there are some "personal" issues if this bothers you that muchhhh!
I'm a chick. I've said worse... or better depending on how you look at it. She gets brownie points for saying what's on her mind.
She gets them taken away for going for a guy that has a gf. Hope she gets hit by a semi.
9:31 FTW. I think I'll call that "homowned".
trifiling lessons? makes no sense
You go girl! You can be my psycho babe any day. Let's get it on !!
what are trifiling lessons?
its all well and good to have a "blair" side...but can't you do it with someone who's not in a relationship alreadY?
Hahaha! I love that she's saying what I we wish we could do!!!
Gotta give it up to the maneaters out there. They are defintiely persistant and goal-oriented people.
No one with a happy BF should be worried. If he's happy he'll stay. If he's willing to cheat it's either b/c he's unhappy or he's scum. Either way, it's time for you both to move on!!
girls say shit like this all the time. and the ones who call us insecure, are probably the ugly ones who are currently in a "happy" relationship. fuck that shit,
3:08 AMEN. Girls get just as horny as guys, we just have self control.. usually.
hell yes girls talk like this!
tell the ****er how you feel
make it happen :)
speakin as a man im pretty sure if u throw it @ him he'll catch it!!!
I am in love with this girl!
to 1:16 - is a guy insecure when he says shit like this? I think not. Fuck off.
nice excuse to be a fucking whore. he's not yours slut.
308 you are my kind of gal
And isn't the term "fucking whore" incredibly redundant?
to 985 and 3:08, more girls should express their feelings like both of you!
Nothing wrong with be a horny chick in my book.
very very insecure girls might, 1:15. hmmm. dead beat parents.
This is why I love Louisiana especially the 985 !
bahahahaha. whoever this girl is she's my new best friend.
So she intends to take a taken male and gets 2500 good nights. I have sex with a lover outside my (separated) marriage and get 1500 bad nights . . . .i think the double standard goes the opposite direction of conventional wisdom . . . you go girl! I'd say yes!
seriously. go for it if you want to. you have no obligation to his girl friend. he does.
guys ((and girls)) always think i'm so innocent because i have that look... but trust me... we all have our blair side. ;]
trust me real girls definitely say stuff like this ALLL the time and far cruder too, depends on how honest and upfront the girl is. when will u guys realize were just as horny as u????
my bet is she goes to Slidell High....just sayin....
Since when does a South La girl need trifling lessons?
Girls (and guys) who avoid talking like rabid sluts are more respectable. I like respectable people.
Seriously, can't this chick find a single guy to fuck? It's called karma, and she's in for it!
that means someone only is trying to talk to you with the interests of fucking.
so if you call someone a "trifilin motherfucker" means dude was just trying to get into your pants the whole time when he stayed on the phone with you for three hours instead of actually caring about your mom problems. ha!
9:56, they're called morals... might want to look them up sometime. Put yourself in the same position as that guy's gf. Some bitch with the cunt the size of a wizards sleeve fucks your boyfriends brains out. But.... it's ok, since she doesn't owe you anything and all.
Think before you write.
haha i was thinking the same thing... :)
My bad, 8:19 = chubby sad queen.
fuck yeah reppin 985 with style and grace
awww 3:08 i want what ur servin!! LOL
classy with a capitol K... gotta love the northshore
if you were a celebrity, you'd be amongst lindsay lohan and perez hilton...
Gotta love the 985.
The Northshore is so much better better than the city.
The dirty Dell is the place to be
At the end of the day, you still went for a spoken-for dick, therefore you're skeezy and a ho. :)
do girls really say stuff like this?