He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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@1:40 I had a girl that was like that giving head. Not only was there teeth but it was violent movement.... she thought she was good, my dick was scared
A for originality.. That's pretty f**kin funny
Hey 932 can toddlers read you dumbass? That us why i specified he is toddler, so the smart people would understand that he himself could not read the note...
probably just initialed it
atleast he has style
But I can think of a lot hotter girls to fantasize about
I tried writing my name on my dick too!
I could get my first initial on there.
This could get a nice guy laid, but if its the creeper at walmart who pushes the carts and breathes heavy every time he's near you, well he just got helluvah lot creepier.
I'm a girl but Megan Fox for sure
Haha that's actually kinda cute. I'd still hit it
I agree with 11:14. Megan fox has toe thumbs and I bet Taylor swift would be good in the bedroom. She just plays innocent. I'm a girl and I'd do her.
taylor swift would be fiesty i think. i have to take her because mghan foxx has toe thumbs
yo i swore taylor swift was like 15 i almost s*it myself when i found out shes like a year older than me
And they say that romance is dead.
6:34 I am a guy you fucking idiot but nice try
That's the best thing I ever heard!
That "I want to f*ck you" line was soo bad it was FUNNY!
319 preach! Do you do seminars because there are some girls in the 918 I think would beneit from an intervention
4:55 Yes for a nominal fee
I fucking love this!!!
Megan fox on the back of megatron for sure
Kate Beckinsale tops all
Get him to tatoo it there.
I am a girl and I would take meghan fox. Mostly because taylor swift looks like shed be a dud in the bedroom
Love to see the pic....
I think shes actually kinda ugly
Taylor Swift, for sure.
at least he knows your name
Until your toddler repeats it later.
9:29 your husband is a childish homo who talks like a baby.
i am a guy and both but i am leaning towards meghan foxx for two very big reasons
I don't see what the big deal is with Megan Fox, I don't think she's THAT hot.
Yes, she has a bangin' bod, but her face is ugly
plus there's not much to leave to the imagination.
953 stop being a whiney stuck in the closet homophobe. Sheesh lighten up this is TFLN not the LDS church website.
I'm a guy and I'd have a threesome.
He would definately get some head at least for originality.
9:51 you need to stop putting your dick in another man's ass.
More girls answering than boys lol. I'd take meghan fox, only because I like being dominated in the bedroom and I can't see taylor swift being dominant in the bedroom. I am also a girl.
WTF? That is awful what a pig
what a fucking weirdo
3:19 maybe its not about being bi maybe its about experiencing something new. not everyone who is straight is scared to try something new. and you never know some of these girls may be lesbians.
but megan fox, taylor swift is funny looking like she has not grown into her face or something
Experience over innocence? ... hmmm
9:53 you are saying he should listen to you? maybe he formulated his own ideas. Now get off your high horse and realize one year of college doesnt make you better than everyone else
Ugh at stupid girls and the whole "i'd do...." it's really sad to play bi for attention. This is why a lot of lesbians won't be with "bi" girls. Most are attention seeking sluts trying to get attention bc thru aren't attractive or intelligent enough to get it any other way
ok tfln you decide who would you rather have sex with Taylor Swift or Meghan Foxx?
Megan fox looks very experienced. Pretty much "double wrap" experienced. And Taylor seems like the girl that scratches ur dick with her teeth and doesn't understand why you don't like when she gives head. Pick ur poison. I'd knock either one up tho!
hooray ima dude i think meghan fox taylor swift is a little too skinny i feel like i would break her in half
I am a girl but Taylor Swift for sure
Ed Froman is a big stupid asshole.
megan fox is so nasty..
Nothing says Happy Valentines day like a man writing your name on his member!!!
Not that Megan Fox isn't banging, but she looks like she would give you herpes..
i can't wait to meet this guy!
11:14, toe thumbs are the shit?
Hey you stupid douchebags it's Megan Fox. I would take Megan over Taylor. I don't give a fuck about thumbs. Someone that wouldn't pick her over thumbs must love dick in their ass.
Hagha... 319...TOTALLY CORRECT. girls are dense like that... And neither of the girls mentioned are very bright...so taking that into consideration...i dont even want to look at them
3 yeear olds can't read, or remember that.
cute story :)
I'd ravage Taylor swift - not like you little limp dicks
What is the success rate of this?
Hmmm...I would take Megan fox up the butt with Taylor swift on my face, cause I reckon Taylor swifts a bit innocent and megans a kinky bitch so they would both get right into it
Didn't notice it said note sorry. But way to get defensive with the use of the word dumbass. Besides your husband should get laid every night.
I'm a girl, I'm in love with Taylor Swift.
taylor swift seems to be more innoent and id love to take that
9:49, you really need to be more open minded, and stop believing everything your parents tell you to believe.
I totally agree with 11:52!
Originality gets u points. My husband was in bed early one night (he gets up at 3 am) and when our toddler son went to hug him goodnight my husband sent him back with a note saying "I want to put my tallywhacker in your poonanny." he fo sure got laud that night for originality!!