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  • @1:40 I had a girl that was like that giving head. Not only was there teeth but it was violent movement.... she thought she was good, my dick was scared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:10pm
  • A for originality.. That's pretty f**kin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:26am
  • Hey 932 can toddlers read you dumbass? That us why i specified he is toddler, so the smart people would understand that he himself could not read the note...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:54am
  • probably just initialed it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:43pm
  • atleast he has style

    Submitted by daguze on Jan 11, 10 at 6:51am
  • Magan fox But I can think of a lot hotter girls to fantasize about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:23pm
  • This could get a nice guy laid, but if its the creeper at walmart who pushes the carts and breathes heavy every time he's near you, well he just got helluvah lot creepier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:46am
  • Haha that's actually kinda cute. I'd still hit it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:10am
  • I tried writing my name on my dick too! I could get my first initial on there. Sad face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:06am
  • I'm a girl but Megan Fox for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:25am
  • I agree with 11:14. Megan fox has toe thumbs and I bet Taylor swift would be good in the bedroom. She just plays innocent. I'm a girl and I'd do her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:15am
  • taylor swift would be fiesty i think. i have to take her because mghan foxx has toe thumbs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:14am
    • yo i swore taylor swift was like 15 i almost s*it myself when i found out shes like a year older than me

      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 11, 10 at 12:46pm
  • And they say that romance is dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:53am
  • 6:34 I am a guy you fucking idiot but nice try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:44pm
  • That's the best thing I ever heard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:52am
  • That "I want to f*ck you" line was soo bad it was FUNNY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:52pm
  • 319 preach! Do you do seminars because there are some girls in the 918 I think would beneit from an intervention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:55pm
  • 4:55 Yes for a nominal fee -3:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I fucking love this!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:25am
  • Kate Beckinsale tops all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:47pm
  • Get him to tatoo it there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Megan fox on the back of megatron for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:52am
  • I am a girl and I would take meghan fox. Mostly because taylor swift looks like shed be a dud in the bedroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:58am
  • Love to see the pic....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:35pm
  • I think shes actually kinda ugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Taylor Swift, for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:14pm
  • at least he knows your name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Until your toddler repeats it later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:32am
  • 9:29 your husband is a childish homo who talks like a baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:48am
  • i am a guy and both but i am leaning towards meghan foxx for two very big reasons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:29am
  • I don't see what the big deal is with Megan Fox, I don't think she's THAT hot. Yes, she has a bangin' bod, but her face is ugly plus there's not much to leave to the imagination.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:51pm
  • 953 stop being a whiney stuck in the closet homophobe. Sheesh lighten up this is TFLN not the LDS church website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:59am
  • He would definately get some head at least for originality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:48am
  • I'm a guy and I'd have a threesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:07pm
  • 9:51 you need to stop putting your dick in another man's ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:53am
  • More girls answering than boys lol. I'd take meghan fox, only because I like being dominated in the bedroom and I can't see taylor swift being dominant in the bedroom. I am also a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:38am
  • WTF? That is awful what a pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:42pm
  • what a fucking weirdo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:29pm
  • 3:19 maybe its not about being bi maybe its about experiencing something new. not everyone who is straight is scared to try something new. and you never know some of these girls may be lesbians. but megan fox, taylor swift is funny looking like she has not grown into her face or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Wooooowwwowowowowowoww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:01pm
  • Experience over innocence? ... hmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:40pm
  • 9:53 you are saying he should listen to you? maybe he formulated his own ideas. Now get off your high horse and realize one year of college doesnt make you better than everyone else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:08am
  • Ugh at stupid girls and the whole "i'd do...." it's really sad to play bi for attention. This is why a lot of lesbians won't be with "bi" girls. Most are attention seeking sluts trying to get attention bc thru aren't attractive or intelligent enough to get it any other way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:19pm
  • ok tfln you decide who would you rather have sex with Taylor Swift or Meghan Foxx?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:20am
  • Megan fox looks very experienced. Pretty much "double wrap" experienced. And Taylor seems like the girl that scratches ur dick with her teeth and doesn't understand why you don't like when she gives head. Pick ur poison. I'd knock either one up tho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:40pm
  • hooray ima dude i think meghan fox taylor swift is a little too skinny i feel like i would break her in half

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:44am
  • I am a girl but Taylor Swift for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:21am
  • Ed Froman is a big stupid asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:42pm
  • megan fox is so nasty..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:47am
  • Nothing says Happy Valentines day like a man writing your name on his member!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Not that Megan Fox isn't banging, but she looks like she would give you herpes..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:18pm
  • i can't wait to meet this guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:33pm
  • 11:14, toe thumbs are the shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Hey you stupid douchebags it's Megan Fox. I would take Megan over Taylor. I don't give a fuck about thumbs. Someone that wouldn't pick her over thumbs must love dick in their ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Hagha... 319...TOTALLY CORRECT. girls are dense like that... And neither of the girls mentioned are very bright...so taking that into consideration...i dont even want to look at them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:05pm
  • 3 yeear olds can't read, or remember that. cute story :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:44am
  • I'd ravage Taylor swift - not like you little limp dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:25am
  • What is the success rate of this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 7:50am
  • Hmmm...I would take Megan fox up the butt with Taylor swift on my face, cause I reckon Taylor swifts a bit innocent and megans a kinky bitch so they would both get right into it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:50pm
  • Didn't notice it said note sorry. But way to get defensive with the use of the word dumbass. Besides your husband should get laid every night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:07am
  • Epic win

    Submitted by BrwnShuga on Jul 26, 11 at 6:53am
  • taylor swift seems to be more innoent and id love to take that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:25pm
  • I'm a girl, I'm in love with Taylor Swift.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:31pm
  • 9:49, you really need to be more open minded, and stop believing everything your parents tell you to believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:51am
  • I totally agree with 11:52!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:22pm
  • Originality gets u points. My husband was in bed early one night (he gets up at 3 am) and when our toddler son went to hug him goodnight my husband sent him back with a note saying "I want to put my tallywhacker in your poonanny." he fo sure got laud that night for originality!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:29am
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