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  • Why were Helen Keller's knees yellow? Her dog was blind, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 6:00am
  • Anonymous said... Helen Keller jokes = no longer funny May 19, 2009 8:20PM Anonymous said... Helen Keller jokes = ALWAYS FUNNY HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Too soon for a Helen Keller joke? It's NEVER too soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:23am
  • This is fucking hilarious and if you don't think so lighten the fuck up And get a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Did anyone else immediately think of Bo Burnham when they read this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:16am
  • Glad I'm not the only one that thought it was stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Can we be best friends?

    Submitted by italianstalion on Apr 11, 10 at 9:59pm
  • I thought it was funny :) and just because it references Helen keller doesn't make it "lyrics to a 3OH3 song"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 8:20 clerks 2 BRILLIANT. ahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I don't get it I thought anne frank was blind deaf and dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Helen Keller jokes = no longer funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:20pm
  • 12:58 - She was 15. That was birthing age back then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:18am
  • Well...I laughed....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:39pm
  • those aren't the 3OH!3 lyrics, losers love helen keller jokes HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Nice Clerks 2 reference, 8:20PM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Helen Keller jokes = ALWAYS FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:52pm
  • "12:58 - She was 15. That was birthing age back then." Sorry, "young woman". Still, go drink Clorox if you're confusing her with Helen Keller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:24am
  • Helen Keller jokes are forever funny. Also--"I don't get it I thought anne frank was blind deaf and dumb" Jesus fucking Christ, I hope you were making a joke. Anne Frank is the little girl who died in the Holocaust, darling. Go drink Clorox.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:58am
  • not funny. very lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I think it was sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:01pm
  • those are just lyrics from a 30h3 song

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Hah, my friend asked if the Hellen Keller was a dance because of that 3oh!3 song

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 2, 10 at 9:24pm
  • she was a mute you tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:40am
  • LOL... so unexpected.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I enjoyed it.. I believe anne frank was in the holocaust tho.. Either way lighten up folks! Who really gives two shits!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:02am
  • 4:40am No, she wasn't a mute. She was deaf and blind, which made it hard for her to learn to talk. They called her "dumb" (which meant mute) because she hadn't learned to speak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:22am
  • LAMO Ha not thats... "Sush girl. shut your lips. do the helen keller and talk with your hips" But yeah that text isnt even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:35pm
  • That's not funny, that's just bizarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:20pm
  • When I read this to my boyfriend he automatically began to moan and act blind while cocking his head toward me. It lasted less than a second until I realized he could actually be Helen kellers long lost sibling.

    Submitted by sterling859 on Apr 15, 12 at 10:15pm
  • Why can't Helen Keller drive?? Because she's a woman!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:47pm
  • i love that 30H!3 song! but i agree. not a funny text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:01pm
  • The text sucks and the song sucks. Clerks 2 is pretty sweet though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Haha 1:16 I totally thought of Bo burnham!

    Submitted by gorkk_54 on Nov 28, 11 at 3:40pm
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