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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 1, 11 at 11:26am

    I find it odd that you have that frame of reference. When exactly did you see a mastadon's wing wang?

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      Submitted by reallynotreal on Jul 1, 11 at 11:42am

      and when exactly did you see appropriate to refer to it as a 'wing wang'?

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 1, 11 at 7:51pm

    So you're saying he's got a big dick and he's good at working his balls?

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 1, 11 at 2:33pm

    Plus.... He juggles. Which is a plus, especially if you like to..... You know..... Have stuff get.... Well.... Juggled. \n\nI guess...

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    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Jul 1, 11 at 4:04pm

    So... It's unwashed, completely covered by the surrounding hair, and he's probably never been able to see it without the aide of mirrors? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Good thing he's got juggling to fall back on.

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    Submitted by uncgirl22 on Jul 1, 11 at 1:58pm

    Oh Durham (:

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    Submitted by siren22 on Jul 9, 11 at 9:02pm

    "Hung like a mastodon." That's gotta be my new favorite saying.