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  • 11:27, you probably have never pleased a woman. vibrators do what dicks cannot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:29pm
  • best invention since sliced bread...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 11:27 maybe if you werent such a bitch you'd be getting some :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:30pm
  • now that's what i call a christmas present!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:01pm
  • 1219, you should probably see a urologist... or my bedroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:20am
  • 11:27 - You're a clear virgin. Dicks don't vibrate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Using a vibrator has nothing to do with being able to get real dick or not... Most girls don't want to go fuck a million guys.. Could be the prettiest chick ever. But if there isn't a bf, then shit. Somethings gotta do the job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:12am
  • i think you mean "may energizer have mercy on my new vibrator"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:02pm
  • woman on top is a win-win situation, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:56pm
  • No offense guys but all of these replies are killing my brain cells. I was casually looking to see if anyone had something funny to say in response and was totally disappointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:27am
  • I like mixing dick and vibrators in the same sexual encounter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Guys that have a problem with gals using a vibrator are so f'n insecure! Get a life losers...what if I said you jack off because you can't get a girl?? Your so backward you douchebags!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Mine broke too :( they need to make them sturdier what's a 19 year old college girl supposed to do when she's all alone and horny? Study? I think not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05am
  • Let me use your vibrator on you, babe! I'll show you no mercy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:24am
  • double stuffed, like the oreos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:14pm
  • i'm pretty sure 11:05 has posted on EVERY text today, saying 'just sayin' somewhere in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:18pm
  • haha reading this makes me really curious.. i got a vibrator the other day but havent used it yet, a little apprehensive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:07pm
  • i meant get 2 toys, 1 for each hole... ie, doublestuffed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Hitachi Magic Wands, people. Don't bother with these pathetic little plastic phalluses that sound like a dying cat. Go for the big one. I bought a Magic Wand and haven't wanted sex with a man since.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:41am
  • Need help using that vibrator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:52pm
  • everyone likes oreos haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:16pm
  • 11:52 (1), no dick is capable of simulating both. thats what hands/vibrators are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:54pm
  • A guy, and not gonna lie, takes a lot of work out of getting broads off. my dick is not capable of being in the whole n stimulating clit at same time. too proud to say this? nope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:52pm
  • my vibrator just made me extremely happy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:13am
  • 2:27 & 2:43 if you want some one to say something clever then you do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:03am
  • Tim tebow is a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:01am
  • That's why you have to get those vibrating ring things that trojan sells...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:52am
  • Funny thing is....guys can do it occassionally...(if he's good enough) but a vibrator can do it always...sometimes even 5 times in a row...or more...;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:10am
  • 1:53 yes im the 7:07 that just got one!! I used it for the first time on the weekend - i was a bit hesitant but thought i'd give it a go - IT WAS GREAT!! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:15pm
  • 441 ensure you use lots of lube. I rec. Ky mine and yours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:00am
  • Oh, what a happy new year it will be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:51am
  • May god have mercy on your vag when im done with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58am
  • 707 it's great use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Or he could be joking...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • Woohoo finally a 661 haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:35am
  • @11:23 yup, anchorage. Castle is like the only good sex shop around. Unless there's another I dint kno about...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:10pm
  • i prefer spreading my legs and getting fucked hard, but sometimes my vibrator is just much more convenient. i mean, you don't have to worry about some guy passing out and sleeping over when you have to be at work at 8 the next day, or that you'll have to wear last nights clothes to work...so, yeah, a vibrator can be nice. still want the fucking, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Haha me and my girlfriends just got three. So true. amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:46am
  • Aww 2:41. I pity you. I suppose you must have some sexual tension built up from the lack of ass you are recieving and overusage of your hand. I suggest you loose the bitter attitude towards women and then maybe... Just maybe.. You'll luck out. Us women on the other hand.. Are happy as can be with our vibrators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:48am
  • AMEN. Nothing beats a good vibrator though. The convience of not getting that "you got sooooo fucked" look from your college professor the next day is worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:24am
  • It's called the rabbit girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:26am
  • jees, I need to get laid.:q

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 9:41 thanks but I wouldn't ever want to give up sex with a real person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:09am
  • I'd be happy to be your "third" in bed with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:43am
  • Girls using vibrators are amazing, it shows they aren in touch with their sexual sides and that's hott, my ex used one and I thought it was so Hott

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:08am
  • 11:00- i second that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Try being snowed in with your guy out of town and all you can find are dead batteries. One reason I asked for rechargeable batteries for Christmas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:56am
  • I take it up the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:28am
  • In Soviet Russia, your new vibrator may have mercy on God!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:39am
  • I pray about the same thing for my cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:03am
  • How many times I've said the same thing....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:02am
  • umm thats a negative but thanks for the offer. love 707

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:28am
  • Got to buy the butterfly ladies! Little expensive bur so worth it. Even more fun to let my husband use it on me. He won't stop after I get off and it is SO awesome! Toys are fun but NO replacement for a man! Ain't nothin like the real thing baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:56am
  • My vibrator and I are great friends. Too bad it's b dead right now. Ugh, alone and horny no good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:34pm
  • let me give you my address.... im out of batteries :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • i know there's new batteries somewhere in this house... and a pile of dead ones by my bedside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:11pm
  • 11:42, that was awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Save electricity. Ride a bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:24pm
  • 2:27... Best. Statement. Ever. You would think someone could find something extremely clever to say...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:43am
  • In Soviet Russia, vibrators have mercy on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:54am
  • Lmao! I feel the same way... I love mine I use if all the time... Guys just can't do it like we can haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:05am
  • 707, next time call me so I can listen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:34am
  • Hey girl next door are you in Abchorage? I love the castle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:23am
  • 10:35, no you didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Ever cross your mind that this might be a guy???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:35am
  • 707 GO FOR IT!! Tell us all about it! Details ladiesl details.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Don't know about* -girl next door*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:11pm
  • just get one for each

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I use my vibrator on my ass just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Oh yes! Let him have mercy on mine aswell!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:05am
  • 5:33 are u the 7:07 that just got one but haven't used it yet??? If you have a butterfly you are in for a REAL TREAT!!! Go use it ASAP! You're gonna love it! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:53pm
  • In soviet Russia may your vibrator have mercy on god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:16am
  • Ooo 10.27, my we vibe arrives tomorrow. Hubby and I leaving the kids with his folks and renting a room new year's eve. Yesssss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:41pm
  • And on your vajayjay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Ahhhaa I read this text while at a friends realize how much I missed mine and had to leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:31pm
  • yeah...vibrators do a lot more than dicks. Vibrators will go inside a stinky, fat cooch while a real dick curls up and hides

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:04am
  • May god have mercy on my hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:56am
  • 12:19 Either you have never seen/used your dick or your a fucktard I'm callen SUPER BULLSHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24am
  • Women in peril let me help you out, GET A WE VIBE!!! No batts, rechargable, internal/external stimulation, and the best part is you can use it internally while you are having sex!! Me and my love it!! Google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:27am
  • Hell I'm married and I need a damn vibrator my husband sucks I don't even know why i married the son of a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:34am
  • That was actually decent, Soviet Russia guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:28am
  • Take it easy on the electric bone machine sweetpea, ever God took a rest on the 7th day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:55am
  • my dick is like a banana..the colour, not the shape -Harold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07am
  • Aww I need a new vibe. Mine just stopped workin today! Hmm, I need to make a trip to castle! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:57am
  • 1154 - thanks for reiterating for me (?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:00am
  • Cum ride my vibrater.. No need for batteries lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:02pm
  • okay so I just ran out of batteries for mine and searched the entire fucking house and there's nothing. then I go on tfln and see this, I'm depressed and horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:38am
  • Can i watch u use it 12:05

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:14am
  • ha, my girl nicknamed my dick Sybian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24am
  • haha this is 7:07 here - mine's a butterfly too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 3:00 I think it's hot as he'll whrn a girl masturbates. Anytime u wanna share let me know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:53pm
  • My dick also vibrates when I get horny or tense.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38am
  • No one cares, you cunt. You are a worthless whore, like ALL women. Go stick your vibrator up your ass. You will enjoy it more; you piece of shit whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:41am
  • yea fuck giving up sex with a real person, thats how you will find a guy that can get you off everytime. ive never had a problem doin it for a girl at one time i gave my gf 18 in a row

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:35am
  • As long as my girl gives me head I'm ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:08am
  • you go girl

    Submitted by ikrruthie on Mar 5, 10 at 9:00pm
  • I could easily fix that problem 2:34

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:09am
  • Geez you fat pig. Hit the gym or the Bowflex and lose some pounds. Then you might qualify for a real dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:27pm