May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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11:27, you probably have never pleased a woman. vibrators do what dicks cannot.
best invention since sliced bread...
11:27 maybe if you werent such a bitch you'd be getting some :]
now that's what i call a christmas present!
11:27 - You're a clear virgin. Dicks don't vibrate.
1219, you should probably see a urologist... or my bedroom
Using a vibrator has nothing to do with being able to get real dick or not... Most girls don't want to go fuck a million guys.. Could be the prettiest chick ever. But if there isn't a bf, then shit. Somethings gotta do the job.
i think you mean "may energizer have mercy on my new vibrator"
woman on top is a win-win situation, people.
No offense guys but all of these replies are killing my brain cells. I was casually looking to see if anyone had something funny to say in response and was totally disappointed
I like mixing dick and vibrators in the same sexual encounter
haha reading this makes me really curious.. i got a vibrator the other day but havent used it yet, a little apprehensive!
Mine broke too :( they need to make them sturdier what's a 19 year old college girl supposed to do when she's all alone and horny? Study? I think not.
Let me use your vibrator on you, babe! I'll show you no mercy!
Guys that have a problem with gals using a vibrator are so f'n insecure! Get a life losers...what if I said you jack off because you can't get a girl?? Your so backward you douchebags!
2:27 & 2:43 if you want some one to say something clever then you do it
i'm pretty sure 11:05 has posted on EVERY text today, saying 'just sayin' somewhere in it
Need help using that vibrator?
double stuffed, like the oreos.
i meant get 2 toys, 1 for each hole... ie, doublestuffed.
Hitachi Magic Wands, people. Don't bother with these pathetic little plastic phalluses that sound like a dying cat. Go for the big one. I bought a Magic Wand and haven't wanted sex with a man since.
everyone likes oreos haha.
That's why you have to get those vibrating ring things that trojan sells...
11:52 (1), no dick is capable of simulating both. thats what hands/vibrators are for.
A guy, and not gonna lie, takes a lot of work out of getting broads off. my dick is not capable of being in the whole n stimulating clit at same time. too proud to say this? nope
Funny thing is....guys can do it occassionally...(if he's good enough) but a vibrator can do it always...sometimes even 5 times in a row...or more...;)
Tim tebow is a virgin
Oh, what a happy new year it will be!
May god have mercy on your vag when im done with it.
Haha me and my girlfriends just got three.
So true. amen.
441 ensure you use lots of lube. I rec. Ky mine and yours
707 it's great use it
my vibrator just made me extremely happy ;)
1:53 yes im the 7:07 that just got one!! I used it for the first time on the weekend - i was a bit hesitant but thought i'd give it a go - IT WAS GREAT!! :-)
Or he could be joking...
@11:23 yup, anchorage. Castle is like the only good sex shop around. Unless there's another I dint kno about...
umm thats a negative but thanks for the offer. love 707
Girls using vibrators are amazing, it shows they aren in touch with their sexual sides and that's hott, my ex used one and I thought it was so Hott
Woohoo finally a 661 haha
AMEN. Nothing beats a good vibrator though. The convience of not getting that "you got sooooo fucked" look from your college professor the next day is worth it
Aww 2:41. I pity you. I suppose you must have some sexual tension built up from the lack of ass you are recieving and overusage of your hand. I suggest you loose the bitter attitude towards women and then maybe... Just maybe.. You'll luck out. Us women on the other hand.. Are happy as can be with our vibrators.
i prefer spreading my legs and getting fucked hard, but sometimes my vibrator is just much more convenient. i mean, you don't have to worry about some guy passing out and sleeping over when you have to be at work at 8 the next day, or that you'll have to wear last nights clothes to work...so, yeah, a vibrator can be nice. still want the fucking, though.
I'd be happy to be your "third" in bed with you.
jees, I need to get laid.:q
Got to buy the butterfly ladies! Little expensive bur so worth it. Even more fun to let my husband use it on me. He won't stop after I get off and it is SO awesome! Toys are fun but NO replacement for a man! Ain't nothin like the real thing baby!
9:41 thanks but I wouldn't ever want to give up sex with a real person
Try being snowed in with your guy out of town and all you can find are dead batteries. One reason I asked for rechargeable batteries for Christmas.
let me give you my address.... im out of batteries :)
It's called the rabbit girls
i know there's new batteries somewhere in this house...
and a pile of dead ones by my bedside.
My vibrator and I are great friends. Too bad it's b dead right now. Ugh, alone and horny no good.
11:00- i second that.
I take it up the butt
How many times I've said the same thing....
11:42, that was awesome
In Soviet Russia, your new vibrator may have mercy on God!
2:27... Best. Statement. Ever. You would think someone could find something extremely clever to say...
Lmao! I feel the same way... I love mine I use if all the time... Guys just can't do it like we can haha
Save electricity. Ride a bro
Hey girl next door are you in Abchorage? I love the castle.
In Soviet Russia, vibrators have mercy on you!
I pray about the same thing for my cat
707, next time call me so I can listen.
707 GO FOR IT!! Tell us all about it! Details ladiesl details.
Ever cross your mind that this might be a guy???
10:35, no you didn't.
Oh yes! Let him have mercy on mine aswell!! :)
I use my vibrator on my ass just sayin
5:33 are u the 7:07 that just got one but haven't used it yet??? If you have a butterfly you are in for a REAL TREAT!!! Go use it ASAP! You're gonna love it! :-)
just get one for each
Don't know about*
-girl next door*
Ahhhaa I read this text while at a friends realize how much I missed mine and had to leave
That was actually decent, Soviet Russia guy.
And on your vajayjay
In soviet Russia may your vibrator have mercy on god
May god have mercy on my hand
Hell I'm married and I need a damn vibrator my husband sucks I don't even know why i married the son of a bitch
Ooo 10.27, my we vibe arrives tomorrow. Hubby and I leaving the kids with his folks and renting a room new year's eve. Yesssss!
12:19 Either you have never seen/used your dick or your a fucktard
I'm callen SUPER BULLSHIT
yeah...vibrators do a lot more than dicks. Vibrators will go inside a stinky, fat cooch while a real dick curls up and hides
Cum ride my vibrater.. No need for batteries lol
Women in peril let me help you out, GET A WE VIBE!!! No batts, rechargable, internal/external stimulation, and the best part is you can use it internally while you are having sex!! Me and my love it!! Google it.
okay so I just ran out of batteries for mine and searched the entire fucking house and there's nothing. then I go on tfln and see this, I'm depressed and horny
Aww I need a new vibe. Mine just stopped workin today! Hmm, I need to make a trip to castle!
-girl next door
my dick is like a banana..the colour, not the shape
Take it easy on the electric bone machine sweetpea, ever God took a rest on the 7th day
Can i watch u use it 12:05
1154 - thanks for reiterating for me (?)
ha, my girl nicknamed my dick Sybian
3:00 I think it's hot as he'll whrn a girl masturbates. Anytime u wanna share let me know.
haha this is 7:07 here - mine's a butterfly too!!
My dick also vibrates when I get horny or tense.......
yea fuck giving up sex with a real person, thats how you will find a guy that can get you off everytime. ive never had a problem doin it for a girl at one time i gave my gf 18 in a row
No one cares, you cunt. You are a worthless whore, like ALL women. Go stick your vibrator up your ass. You will enjoy it more; you piece of shit whore.
As long as my girl gives me head I'm ok
you go girl
I could easily fix that problem 2:34
Geez you fat pig. Hit the gym or the Bowflex and lose some pounds. Then you might qualify for a real dick