I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Captain and cum?
I hate to be a downer but that was not vanilla pudding
@TubeSounding: no, he woke up in a bathtub full of kidneys and his ice had been stolen. (see xkcd....)
And there was a note saying to call 911, because your kidneys had been stolen?
I am so proud to live across the street from you.
Now it is time for the matador to dance with the blind shoe-maker!
Sounds like a cup full of shmegma to me. Yum.