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  • 71 23
    Submitted by heywood_jablome on Dec 23, 12 at 6:55pm
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    that's a fortune cookie everyone can agree on.

  • 47 22
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 12 at 9:38pm
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    I say ... Followed by more sex

  • 33 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 12 at 5:26pm
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    Except when it's followed by pizza. Or sushi.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 23, 12 at 10:51pm
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    Or have your bitch make you a sammich naked

    • 14 18
      Submitted by zepar99 on Dec 24, 12 at 2:51am
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      I make him do that all the time.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Dec 24, 12 at 12:11am
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    Ok, that's fine if the chick's Asian. But what if she's Swedish? I really don't want to eat meatballs right after sex.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 23, 12 at 4:49pm
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    No...sex should always be followed by a cig and a nap.

  • 14 17
    Submitted by JMO88 on Dec 24, 12 at 2:23pm
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    Southern life is good

  • 15 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 12 at 1:41am
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    Chinese food is for amateurs. Sushi is for pros.

  • 13 26
    Submitted by Whaaaaa on Dec 23, 12 at 4:21pm
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    Oh, Louisiana.....

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    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 23, 12 at 8:43pm
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    Sixty Nine

  • 9 32
    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 24, 12 at 1:20pm
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    cigg beer