Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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that's a fortune cookie everyone can agree on.
I say ... Followed by more sex
Except when it's followed by pizza. Or sushi.
Ok, that's fine if the chick's Asian. But what if she's Swedish? I really don't want to eat meatballs right after sex.
Or have your bitch make you a sammich naked
I make him do that all the time.
Southern life is good
No...sex should always be followed by a cig and a nap.
Chinese food is for amateurs. Sushi is for pros.
Ew I don't eat that rat meat